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>tfw your past, present, and future life flashes before your eyes during an anxiety/depression attack

>> No.3298494

>>3298482
What's your future look like, OP?

>> No.3298511

>Grandma's house, parents divorce, moving into grandparents' house, that cucumber I grew, playing in the woods, reading
>Depression, relationships, counselors, college, roommates being dicks, laziness, reading
>In academia, wife is bro, kids are kids, troll graduate students at every turn, beard, reading

>> No.3298515

>that feel when you aggresively shitpost idiotic, anti-intellectual off-topic drivel on the literature board

>> No.3298518

>>3298515
idktf bro, maybe you should try not doing it

>> No.3298521

>>3298518
>dat lack of reading comprehension

>> No.3298523

>>3298521
It's spelled "that".

>> No.3298526

>>3298515

This board holds itself to a high intellectual standard?

>> No.3298531

>>3298523
Why do you use this "I pretend to be an autistic retard who can't into colloquial language or memetics" troll technique?

>> No.3298533
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3298533

>>3298531

>> No.3298536

>>3298531
>cleverly attempting to slip a disguised form of the word "meme" into your sentence
Lel. Epic trolling anon. Next you'll be talking about the philosopher "Georg Castanzo".

>> No.3298537

Here on /lit/ we do not indulge ourselves in anti-intellectual discussion. This can be posted on >>>/b/, >>>/r9k/, >>>/reddit/, >>>/9fag/.

>> No.3298540

>>3298535
>>3298537
samefag

>> No.3298541

>>3298533
You did not rustle my jimmies.

>>3298536
Why drives you to shitpost on the literature board?

>> No.3298546

>>3298543
Way to project your disgusting character traits onto others.

>> No.3298543

>>3298541
I'm sorry, are you expecting me to answer a question addressed to yourself?

>> No.3298549

>>3298546
Why are you talking to yourself instead of discussing the topic of the thread?

>> No.3298552
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3298552

>>3298541
His jimmies just keep getting more rustled!
How much more rustled can they get before this ends in fatality?

>> No.3298553

>>3298549
The OP is nothing but off-topic trolling.

>> No.3298554

>>3298552
>His jimmies just keep getting more rustled!
That's a claim. Where's your evidence?

>> No.3298557

>>3298554
The fact that you continue to reply.

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3298559

>>3298554
>Asking for evidence of rustled jimmies

>> No.3298560

>>3298553
But you're the one not staying on topic.

>> No.3298561

>>3298557
Non-sequitur. Why do you?

>> No.3298562

>>3298561
This is my thread and I intend to keep it as on topic as possible.

>> No.3298563

>>3298559
Baseless claims belong on >>>/x/.

>>3298560
You are /lit/ - Literature.

>> No.3298564

>>3298562
Why? Why drives you to post such anti-intellectual spam on the literature board?

>> No.3298566

>>3298564
That's subjective.

>> No.3298569

>>3298566
It's an objective fact. Not my fault you're too uneducated to understand it.

>> No.3298571

>>3298569
Define "anti-intellectual".

>> No.3298573

>>3298571
I'm not your dictionary.

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3298586

>>3298563
>Baseless claims belong on >>>/x/.
[citation needed]
>You are /lit/ - Literature.
[citation needed]

>> No.3298621

>>3298571
Me

>> No.3298907

>>3298482
>tfw great childhood
>tfw shitty adolescence and early twenties
>tfw the future looks bretty good
>tfw eating bacon

10/10 would live again

>> No.3298913

but this is 4chan everyone here isn't intellectual what sorcery is this?

>> No.3299083

I once had an anxiety attack that I was convinced was a heart attack, and I was still too shy to phone an ambulance. That's probably how I will die. Death by telephonophobia.

>> No.3300051

>>3298482

I just had one last night. Literally the worst thing ever.

>Was having a party being a collegefag and being drunk
>Everyone go in other room
>Sit on couch
>Start feeling light headed/out of body-ish
>Realize time is relative and in this exact state of mind and consciousness, I will (hopefully not) soon feel my body shutting down as I'm dying of some terrible disease (based on family traits, either a heart attack or cancer... joy)
>Overwhelming existentialist mental breakdown
>Start to sweat and feel as if time is going by faster and faster and that I'll be dead soon.
>Feels bad man

>> No.3300052

>>3300051
Sounds more like reefer madness.

>> No.3300057

If this is what typifies an anxiety attack, it possesses me permanently.

>> No.3300061

>dream that my bronchitis has somehow led to an extreme rash on my chest
>out on some random job moving furniture
>try to tell everyone, they don't listen. I'm slowly dying in the truck
>wake up unable to move my body
>try to move my arms but they won't budge
>wake up and I'm still sick, no rash

I need a cigarette.

>> No.3300125

This board is such shit.

inb4 jimmies rustled

>> No.3300178

You guys need to get laid.

>> No.3300287

>>3300178
thanks for the advice, chad. i can't believe i didn't think of that before.

>> No.3300346

>>3300287

>chad

I think my friend from Colorado used to say this. Is this a thing? I think it's perfect.

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3300376

>Tfw all the world's potential gives a rushing euphoria of absolute bliss and the hairs on the nape of your neck shiver!

>> No.3300441

>>3300287
did it help?

>> No.3300446

>>3299083
Been there, it sucks.

>> No.3300454

>>3300061
>bronchitis
>cigarette

Ye dun goofed

>> No.3300458

>>3300376
Fucking yes

>> No.3300475

>>3300454

I haven't had one in several days. I'm on my third week of bronchitis and almost over it.

Surely one wouldn't hurt?

>> No.3300897

>>3300475
As an infrequent smoker with some lung problems myself I've experienced total abstinence is best, but if you have to, limit yourself to one or two smokes a week. You may also look into smoking pipes and cigars, since you enjoy the pleasure of smoking and nicotine without inhalation. In a well ventilated room or outdoors, of course.

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3301048

What you guys actually want is a huge meat cigar in your mouth.

>> No.3301057

>>3300897

>one or two smokes a week

I might as well go cold turkey. That doesn't do me much good.

I'm just gonna sit this fucker out until I'm well enough to go back to a half a pack a day.

>> No.3301457

>>3301057
Half a pack a day is shitty. To me, at least. When in full health, I find one to three smokes a day to be optimal. First one after dinner.