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>At Barnes and Noble
>Notice that a few books are out of alphabetical order
>Can't help but fix this
>Realize I'm doing their job
>No one's paying me

Someone pay me to shelve books.

>> No.3293997

They're alphabetized just fine on my nook.

>> No.3294062

>>3293992

no.

>> No.3294682
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3294682

>not organizing them autobiographically

>> No.3294694

>not arranging by publication date for an interesting context

Proles itt.

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3294697

>not replacing all of the book's with Tao's.

>> No.3294725

>not moving the bibles to the fantasy section

LOLSAHFUNNNEH

>> No.3294735

No one is going to pay you to be autistic.

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Funny that you made this thread, OP. Yesterday I was at B&N and I found a book out of place... walked all the way to the other side of the store and put it where it belonged.
>mfw I saw this thread

>> No.3294760

I do this at libraries. Not sure I'd do it at Barnes and Noble though.

>> No.3294774

>>3294697
where's this from?

>> No.3294787

>>3294697
looks like a pilot of something called "Girls"

>> No.3294860

>>3294787
I like girls... they smell pretty.

>> No.3295838

>>3294860
Not these girls. They're In The Big City, Trying To Make It!

>> No.3295863

>Bargain bins
>Start stacking the books
>Every fucking time

>> No.3295888
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>be 5 years old
>in father's library
>he goes out for a second
>he comes back to find me with a bunch of books around me on the floor
>organizing them back in shelf by size and color

>> No.3295901

>>3294697
Fucking brilliant.

But why?

>> No.3295940
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3295940

>Local bookstore
>Go to philosophy section
>"Spirits and Ghosts" "Healing with the Reiki"

I added the koran and bible to add an infinitesimal damage.

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>at girl's house
>reading her diary; she tells me she is a sexually frustrated kissless virgin
>I make incredibly explicit moves
>only attracted to Sephardi Jews