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3220017 No.3220017 [Reply] [Original]

>Someone speaks with a lisp or terrible elocution

Am I the only one very bothered by this?

>> No.3220019

Yes I'm bothered by it but what am I supposed to do? That's like saying

>someone with terribly crooked teeth

or

>someone with a nub for a hand

>> No.3220026
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>>3220019
Elocution can be corrected.

This cunt doesn't have to talk like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-6K8WLDJww

Yet so many do.

I hate being a poor intellectual.

>> No.3220033

>>3220026

>implying shes not being post ironic

>> No.3220034

>>3220033
>implying a sizable portion of girls don't actually talk exactly like that

>> No.3220035

>>3220026
Crooked teeth too.

>> No.3220037

>>3220035

I can't think of a worse waste of money than to spend it straightening your teeth. Especially if they do their job.

>> No.3220041

>>3220033

What is post-ironic about irony?

>> No.3220043

>>3220037
I can't think of a worst waste of time than to spend practicing your speech and correcting your lisp.

>> No.3220046

>implying there's one 'right way' to speak a language
>2012

>> No.3220052

>>3220043
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdL-_ILynl4

>> No.3220056

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAYUuspQ6BY

>> No.3220064

>>3220026

As an engineering student this picture offends me deeply. Please remove it, good sir.

Also, my TI-84 is much more interesting than you will ever be.

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>>3220064

>> No.3220070

I see, this is where people are when they're busy leaving my threads about Kafka alone.

This is literature, I see.

>not aggravated

>> No.3220072

>>3220046

you fucking subjectivists need to leave and never come back

im sick of threads where you cant have a discussion because the liberal dickbreathe crew has to come in and say "everyone's opinion is equally valid@!!!"11!!

>> No.3220077

>>3220072
>everyone's opinion is equally valid@!!!"11!!
No, it's just that people ITT are showing immense ignorance of what language is and how it works

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>>3220070
>kafka
>giving a fuck
Go to bed, Gladstone.

>> No.3220090

>>3220077
TSHORRY ABOUTSH THSHAT

>> No.3220096

>>3220090
Still showing immense ignorance bro

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>>3220056
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAYUuspQ6BY


I think I have found my new favourite thing.

>> No.3220136

>>3220123
Won the academy award for best picture, and rightly so, it's a masterpiece.

>> No.3220152

>>3220017

the local NPR station has a woman who helps during the fund raising drive, and she reads the phone number over and over. it has two sixes in it, and she says "sits" every damn time.

so you have to hear this annoying idiot say "sits" about a thousand times per hour.

I'm pretty sure they lose thousands of dollars due to people getting pissed off at her stupidity.

the outrageous thing is that she can say other words, like "fix", correctly.

>> No.3220444

I get that there's no one way to speak a language and I think lisps are kind of endearing but there are few if any things that piss me off more than people who say w instead of r

>> No.3220458

>this thread
>no mention of Zizek yet

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