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>dream of meeting a (qt(2*(sin^-1(1))) 0<theta<4) at the bookstore
>went to the bookstore once and bought a few books
>instantly felt like everybody thought I was a retard for not buying from amazon or pirating
>tfw they would have been right

How to meet someone with a c/lit/? Or are all women shallow plebiathans?

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3135994

What kind of swine made that slanderous pic? Everybody knows Descartes was a master cocksmith who was dripping with clunge wherever he went.

>> No.3136024

You're being excessively self-conscious.

>> No.3136057

>How to meet someone with a c/lit/?

You need to read "Meditations by Rene Descartes[1]" In it he details how to become a successful pick up artist. It really works too. I was only half way through reading it when I was Descarted my first bitch. After finishing it I was Descarting different bitches erry day.

[1]'Meditations on First Philosophy: A comprehensive guide to giving her the dick' by Rene Descartes
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Descartes-Meditations-First-Philosophy-Rene/dp/0521558182