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3052392 No.3052392[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Your life in a pic?

>related

That's pretty much literally my life.

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Although I'm not as bad looking

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Everyday I think about the plot of the next bestseller, which will be written by me.

Everyday I failed to come up with a brilliant plot.

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Basically.

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This is basically how I feel at an everyday moment.

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i never asked for this...

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Self portrait

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>> No.3052520

Pretty much OP. I never leave the house and have my monitor facing my bed.

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pretty accurate

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>>3052471
that's from to kill a mockingbird. i love that movie.

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Offending and alienating everyone around me without even realizing it.

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My life is okay. I have friends, I'm successful in what I do, I have exceptional talent... but sometimes I sit in my chair, wild eyed, pupils dilated, trying desperately trying not to burst into song to blot out the adventure time-esque secret reality that's quivering beneath the surface of everything I see like a sickly, glistening organ that won't stop pumping out brightly colored fluids. I don't always succeed in hemming my song, because sometimes I lose all control of my tongue and vocal chords.
This is almost 90% of the time In The Hall of The Mountain King. Most have a small chuckle, but this is actually quite terrifying an experience, especially when clutched into my fisted right hand, is a pencil, which I suck on but do not chew and something in my chest starts chanting STABY STABY STAB STAB! Stab yourself in the neck. It'll be awesome. Do iiiit.
So then I sit back down, biting my tongue because I'm afraid that soon, very soon everyone will have had enough of me and their smiling faces will turn into horrible scowls with pointed teeth and a beak like nose, topped by two beady eyes so brown they're almost read.
Then lunch happens.

tl;dr
I wanted to write this.

>> No.3052625

>>3052579

(You don't have exceptional talent)

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this, but op's pic works for me too

>> No.3052646

>>3052625
Is this what you do? Just go around threads saying "no"?
You're right, by the way. I'm a heaving moron. People actually have to tape a straw to my lips so I can take in nourishment without gouging my eyes out.

>> No.3052649

>>3052646
>You're right, by the way. I'm a heaving moron. People actually have to tape a straw to my lips so I can take in nourishment without gouging my eyes out.

dang dude, that's pretty cool, you should write a book about that or something

i would def read a book that you wrote about your life / the challenges of it etc, and plus i bet hollywood would lik eto get their hands on such a book... i think we have a "hot property" on our hand s here!

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>>3052684
tsundere sudokus are my favorite

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this

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which book is this?

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