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3045458 No.3045458 [Reply] [Original]

>implying this motherfucker doesnt bitchslap every other writer in existance with his mighty cock of writing skill

>> No.3045465

>>3045458

Judging by his purple prose I'd say he's compensating for something.

Over-rated in the truest sense.

>> No.3045470

Oh yeah?

But at least they don't have that ridiculous butt haircut

>> No.3045471
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3045471

>you will never be as dapper as F Scott

>> No.3045476

Is that a clean-shaven Groucho Marx

>> No.3045477

>>3045465
do you even know purple prose is. give me an example of fitzgeralds purple prose

>> No.3045488

>>3045477
Yikes. If I were him, I wouldn't even bother responding to such a poorly strung-together post.

>> No.3045496

the great gatsby is shallow as fuck

>> No.3045551

>>3045496

Tender is the Night is my favourite Fitzgerald novel. Really well written.

>> No.3045646

>>3045458

Something is happening here and you don't know what it is!

>> No.3045786
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3045786

>>3045458
don't mind me just farting on this Fitzgerald Wank

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3045788

>>3045458
You referenced the Sheik of Araby in Great Gatsby?
Mother Fucker I own Araby.

>> No.3045796

Has anyone ever pointed out his uncanny resemblance to Jon Stewart?

>> No.3045816

>>3045796
You should schedule an appointment with an optometrist.

>> No.3045820

>>3045816

Really? I'm the only one who sees it?

Forget you guys

>> No.3045830

>>3045820
I see it.

>> No.3045835

brb just gonna read some iliad in the original greek manuscript

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3045838

don wurry guise iy see eet

>> No.3045844

Faggot ain't got shit on Oscar Wilde... Or Kafka for that matter.

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3045850

>>3045820

He's right. Stewart is a jew born and bread with full on jew face. Looks nothing like Fitz.

I find you American's strange. It is mystifying why you go crazy for a Fitzgerald (which I assume comes from the focus within your schooling and/or most who worship him not being well read), when you have a Jack London knocking about. Now there is a writer who blitchslaps all of your others.