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3015997 No.3015997 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw you've never heard the sounds of a girl sucking your dick

>> No.3016005

I have.

It was kind of scary

>> No.3016008

>>>/r9k/

>> No.3016014

>>3016005
Tell us about your experience.

>> No.3016017

Can't she just hold my hand?

>ywn have a cuddly yet strictly sexual qtgf

>> No.3016018

Is there a book about it?

>> No.3016019

>tfw those strange fart-sucking sounds

you don't want to be there anon trust me

>> No.3016028

>tfw a crazy bitch bit your glans so hard she drew blood

i screamed like a little girl because for a second i thought she'd actually bitten it off. when she started laughing i was so angry i came this close to beating the shit out of her, but i restrained myself in the end. not that i have any problem with hitting women in principal, i'm just too beta to do it myself.

>> No.3016044

>>3016014
>be laying in bed undercovers
>making out, listening to music, petting and all
that
>in my underwear
>she has her top and pants off by now
>more making out
>I notice she's completely naked by now
>"welp I guess I'll be naked too!"
>she notices I'm nekkid
>start kissing my neck
>then my chest
>then my stomach
>OMG
>"she's, she's, she's about to, to-"
>bj

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3016455

>tfw drinking whisky from the bottle whilst a girl throws up on your dick

>> No.3016460

>>3015997

>feel threads on /lit/

Fuck, this is how it begins. I don't want /lit/ to end up like /mu/ ...

>> No.3016469

i always thought the sound was the best about the whole experience. never met a good sucker

>> No.3016478

>>3016469
OMG I was seriously thinking the exact same thing.North American girls are used to sucken circumcised cocks, hence the rough unpleasant blow jobs. I being from Europe (hence uncircumcised) am in a very unlucky condition in North American.

>> No.3016489

>>3016478
my feel is that we are talking about global problem here. and TIME IS RUNNING OUT

>> No.3016490

this isn't even fucking pretending to be on-topic

fuck you, get the fuck out of /lit/. seriously. stop posting.

>> No.3016493
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3016493

>tfw a girl crawls out of bed to suck your dick on the floor after you've just buttfucked her, while you're sipping on a big mug of tea.

>> No.3016496

>tfw sick man... a wicked man. An unattractive man.

>> No.3016507

>>3016493
The fuck is your dick doing on the floor, man?

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3016522

>>3016507