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im having a baby. a boy. but cant think of a name. can you litfags help?

>> No.3011454

Adolf

>> No.3011455

Boris
Gabriel
Michael
Martin
Luke

>> No.3011458

Slardar

>> No.3011460
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If life is suffering, is it immoral to have children?

>> No.3011462

>>3011460
most likely

>> No.3011468

>>3011454
>>3011455
>>3011458
no. keep trying please

>> No.3011469
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Better name them something that won't get them bullied, OP.

Like Aiden.

>> No.3011471

Archibald
Abram
Cuthbert
Chauncey
Cornelius
Cyrus
Dirch
Phineas
Dobbin
Hiram
Hezekiah
Malachi
Edwin
Theophilus
Wiley

>> No.3011477

Sigurd.

>> No.3011480

Matthew
Thomas
Josh
Nicolas
Galen
Alexander
Caesar
Joseph

>> No.3011481

Thaddeus or Isaac

>> No.3011485

Ulysses

>> No.3011486

>>3011471
These are great names if you want to cultivate an adversarial relationship with your child.

>> No.3011497

Congrats, now name him Leopold.

>> No.3011499

Diogenes

>> No.3011502

Paula Deen

>> No.3011508

Logan
Hank
Solomon (maybe)

>> No.3011511

>producing children
so fucking gay...

>> No.3011514

Maybe Asimov, Royce, Thaddeus, Melkor, Thanatos, Chaucrey, Dionysus, Io, Sophocles, Ebon, Harper, or Susan (if it is male). This is guaranteed to create the dysfunctional childhood necessary to becoming an excellent writer.

>> No.3011517

William like Blake/Faulkner/Shakespeare

Well, I suppose you came for a non-ordinary name based on literature... I don't think you can find a name you would like in this way. Rather you would have to come across the name and say "this one!" Just my little piece of advice

>> No.3011518

>>3011469
aiden? mason? what country is this

>> No.3011520

>>3011518
USA USA USA

no Mohammeds here!

>> No.3011521

>>3011517
I add:

for girls I always liked Aisha. It's not literary but very historic

>> No.3011525

Mistake

>> No.3011526

moot

>> No.3011531

Boy

As in, "C'mere boy!", "Don't back-sass me, boy!", "You want the belt, boy?!"

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DFW.

Yes, all just these three letters

>> No.3011535

>>3011531

Alternatively, 'kiddo.'

>> No.3011537

How old are you? Are you married?

>> No.3011539

>>3011469
My aesthetical sense is tingling.

>> No.3011541

humbert

>> No.3011542

>>3011533
lol you made me chuckled

>> No.3011543

Name him Zeus

>> No.3011547

>>3011518
america.
>>3011537
23 and were handfasted

>> No.3011554

thank you all for the names keep them coming. also i have a daughter named Regan if thats anything

>> No.3011558

>>3011554
Well, naturally you should name your son Ron.

>> No.3011561

>>3011554
Ronald.

>> No.3011566

>>3011517
any i liked Gidion but no. i just thought lit would be better than b or x

>> No.3011568

>>3011554

Edmund
Oswald
Lear

>> No.3011570

>>3011554

Name your new son Regan just to see how your daughter reacts.

>> No.3011576

>>3011554
>i have a daughter named Regan if thats anything
John W. <your last name>

Watch if repetitive narrative patterns apply in real life too.

>> No.3011578

>>3011514
i like ebon but he was a cooly that i used to know but now hes down with the PLO

>> No.3011587

>>3011561
no.

>> No.3011589

I have a thing for old slav names. The ones with combined words.

Slavislav. famous-fame
Vojnomir. war-n-peace
Bogdan. god-day
Casimir. destroyer-peace
Zvezdoslav. star-fame
Moimir. my-peace

>> No.3011600

>>3011469

The last think anyone should worry is naming the kid something that will not get him bullied. If he is to be bullied kids will just find a different degrading word to call him.

>> No.3011604

>>3011450
John.

>> No.3011606

>>3011589
>famous-fame

>> No.3011613

Joel is a cool name.

It makes the ladies have to open their mouth in an "O" fashion and jolt their throat.

>> No.3011617

>>3011450
Not all names go well with certain last names. Perhaps you should post your last name[/url] or with what it rhymes with and ethnicity.

>> No.3011621
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>>3011606
>Slavislav

>> No.3011624

>>3011589
Milan, Sava, Slobodan

>> No.3011627

Liviu
Julien
Mikhail
Seven

>> No.3011628

>>3011617
Karlin is the last name

>> No.3011635

>>3011628
George

>> No.3011634

>>3011628
Juro

>> No.3011655

>>3011628

Jorge

>> No.3011663

Lance

>> No.3011678

Jürcäns Vwezycztim

>> No.3011679

>>3011589

If I got this right, then Zvezdovojn or Vojnozvezd is...

Star-Wars!

>> No.3011682

Mr. Bones

>> No.3011683

>>3011635
>>3011655
haha
>>3011679
bahaaa!

>> No.3011707

>>3011628
John. Go for it. It sounds good.

>> No.3011756

where is the kids father? cant you ask him?

>> No.3011771

>>3011756
hes right here. were both at a loss. i thought suggestions would help. thanks for your concern

>> No.3011776

>>3011771
Where do you guys live? Maybe name the boy after a the city he'll be born in or a city in the state or the state?

>> No.3011792

Bort

Or you could name him Kip or something and he could be a newsman. If anyone asks, say you took the name from Kip Kinkel.

>> No.3011795

Statistically Jacob has the highest chance of success in life.

Or you could go the other way and name him Beezow Doo-Doo Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop.

>> No.3011800
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Karl. Get him a job as Housecarl at some medieval fair or something. That or Mark, pic related.

>> No.3011802

Ayn

>> No.3011805

Jacob
Ezekiel
Nilrak
Aiden
Aden
Ayden
Adyn
A-D-N
YHWH
Theophrastus
Paraparacelsus

>> No.3011810

Ludwig van Socrates
Chopin
Jeremiah
Jamaul Bob Packins
Eddie

>> No.3011825

Avery, Levi, Donovan, Charles,

>> No.3011828

Peel

>> No.3011848

>>3011802
i like this

>> No.3011867

Franz or Pierre

>> No.3011875

>Ctrl+F

>No Felix

FELIX OP

DO IT

>> No.3011877

d'Artagnan
Athos
Porthos
Aramis

>> No.3011881

Robob.

>> No.3011883

Edmond
Sigmund
Judas
Marius
Emil

>> No.3011928

>>3011881
THIS

>> No.3011934

Yossarian
Bokonon

>> No.3011954

Tyrion
Jaime
Cersei
Tywin
Eddard
Jon Snow
Ramsay
Roose
Sansa
Arya
Manca Rayder
or
Hot Pie

>> No.3011984

Squirrely.

>> No.3011996

Pseudo-Regan

>> No.3012003

Gorbachev

>> No.3012036

Just name them HUGE ORSON WELLES and be done with it.

/thread

>> No.3012047

Felicity

>> No.3012070

Slavoj

>> No.3012082

ass-whack

>> No.3012098

>>3012036
why huge?

>> No.3012103

I got it.

I fucking got it.

Grigory Alexandrovich Pechorin

Tell me thats not a dope ass name.

>> No.3012115

Quentin

>> No.3012126

Emerson
Jackson
Thomas
Samuel
John
James
Franz
Robert
Gabriel
William
Salinger
Kurt
Joseph

>> No.3012148

Rory

>> No.3012269

>>3011875

Seconding Felix.

Your son will have good luck, arguably one of the greatest advantages.

>> No.3012280

>>3012103
I'd name a kid that.

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/k/ here.

Hunter

/thread

>> No.3012351

Yul
Sinfjötli
Humphrey Chimpden Earwicker
Fortinbras

>> No.3012364

Adso
Orlando

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3012371

The names ITT are like when black people name their kids Jauquayile or whatever. Not for the child, but for attention. The nail that sticks out gets hammered down.

Let me suggest something normal.

Ahdatio Styles, my captcha.

>> No.3012377

>Captcha: Ldtaten name
Captcha has decided it. Your child's name must be Ldtaten.

>> No.3012380

Dave
Michael
Benjamin
Luke
Jake
Matt
Chris
Daniel

You know, a normal name.

>> No.3012383

>>3012380
Normal is a relative concept. If everyone gave their children abnormal names than abnormal names would rapidly become the norm and names like "Dave" and "Michael" would be shunned.

>> No.3012384

>>3012383
yes, thank you for the obvious lesson. What's your fucking point?

>> No.3012390

>>3012384
My point is that why should we limit ourselves? Without absurd concepts like "normal", the only bounds are imaginations, and our imaginations are boundless!

>> No.3012406

Ezra

>> No.3012409

>>3011458
noice. Imaginary dota fistbump.

>> No.3012413

Wystan Hugh

>> No.3012701

>>3012406
SO your kid can get leukaemia and get the shit beat out of him. No thanks.

>> No.3012743

A child is a human being and not a fashion accessory. They don't exist merely for you to make some statement about how hip or chic you are.

Give your child a normal name and, yes, there is such a thing as normal despite what the navel gazing douchebags here want to claim. Look over the names of your relatives and ancestors then a choose a name that fits an adult because your child will eventually be one.

Nothing can be sadder than meeting a 50yo named Cody or Mykayla.

>> No.3012759

>>3012743
I know a (30-40) year old called Cody.
He is a massive knob. I'd post a picture but his facebook has been deleted yet again for posting naked pictures.
Guy has tattoos all over, one in particular is the Dharma logo from lost on his shoulder. I think he has writing in [asn language] too. He's obsessed with nun chucks, knives and improvised weapons. Always dresses in black with faux-silver jewellery. Lives on his parents money in a house that's almost a squat; the one wall that's not covered in "weapons" he's made from junk (such as a tennis ball attached to a stick by a length of string) is covered with semen-stained photos and newspaper cut-outs of princess Diana.
It's not his real name of course, just the one he goes by. He hands out little sugar paper business cards that say "Code-E" on them with his mobile number.
Yeah. Cody.

>> No.3012844

>>3012743

>Look over the names of your relatives and ancestors then a choose a name that fits an adult because your child will eventually be one.

I personally agree with this.

>> No.3013694

John Galt

>> No.3013703

>>3012380
Normal western english name you mean?

>> No.3013716

Ulysses

>> No.3013717

>>3012743
>50yo named Cody or Mykayla.

You're an idiot. You only think that is weird because you're imagining a 50 year old at the present with that name. But the people being named cody won't be that age for another 40-50 years and it's a lot more 'normal' when the person has been called that name for all those years.

>> No.3013723

im having three boys, their names will be James, Jack, and Jonathan. Power names motherfucker.

>> No.3013732

Either Farris (this name PWNs)
Or jean-paul (as in jean-Paul satre)

>> No.3013751

>>3013703
I'm not even English, but yes. Most of these names work in German, French and Dutch as well.

>> No.3013754

adolf, or some variation of it

>> No.3013767

>>3013754
bdolf

>> No.3013794

>>3013732

>georgemey97@hotmail.co.uk

pls leave