[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/lit/ - Literature

View post   
File: 248 KB, 418x417, 1340395284255.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3007729 No.3007729 [Reply] [Original]

Why didn't Snape just cripple the Death Eaters by uprooting a potted mandrake in a meeting room full of them while wearing earplugs only for himself?

>> No.3007732

>Implying Karl isn't a character invented by Ricky.

>> No.3007741

In fact, why isn't this a common tactic in wizard guerilla warfare? Shit man. The young mandrakes do the same thing but non lethal.

Spells? Waste of time. Give me a clay pot and an ipod filled with Dragonforce.

>> No.3007747

>>3007741
>Give me a clay pot and an ipod filled with Dragonforce.
You win a gold star for excellence.

>> No.3007748

>>3007732
>Implying Ricky and Steve aren't just Karl's creations

>> No.3007750

>>3007732

what?

>> No.3007755

>>3007750
http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=A_fucking_orange

>> No.3007762

>>3007747

> Dragonforce
>excellence

pick one

>> No.3007795
File: 132 KB, 426x497, karl-pilkington.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3007795

Plato 427BC - 347BC
Friedrich Nietzsche 1844 - 1900
Karl Pilkington 1972 -

>> No.3007799

>>3007748
>Implying Steve and Karl aren't just Ricky's alter-egos

>> No.3007806
File: 25 KB, 400x300, wall66.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3007806

>>3007795

>> No.3007845

>>3007732
>Ricky Gervais
>capable of creating characters
I don't think so Tim

>> No.3007892
File: 48 KB, 468x331, hislop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3007892

>>3007845

>> No.3009102

Should've rolled.

>> No.3009204

wouldn't he pass out, even with ear plugs?