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Help! I'm addicted to pot! It's ruining my life!

I can't stop laughing.

>> No.2976596

turn your laptop off and read a book, kid.

>> No.2976600

Weed is a depressant, so you need to start railing cocaine to counteract it, then start taking alcohol to counteract the coke.

>> No.2976606

>>2976596
No. >:)

>> No.2976608

Buy some rope you dope.

>> No.2976610
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>mfw addicted to mephedrone (also known as m-kat)

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>>2976610
I would have loved to hear Hunter S. Thompson's opinions on "Infinite Jest".

>> No.2976617

I totally related to that part, because I severely abuse any drug I consume, pot included. I do nothing all day for weeks at a time when Im smoking weed and I ignore friends and family completely.

Having said that, I run out, feel crappy for a couple days and then its back to normal. But I binge on it just like its described in the book.

>> No.2976646

>>2976617
Same. I could really relate to that characters urges, except I don't shut myself off. I go on intense binges, often lasting a week or so, and try to drag as many people along with me as possible. It's a strange feeling, as I stay sober for months at a time, until this strong urge to binge takes hold of me. Recently I have started integrating this into some kind of holiday, and think this is the best way to create a partition between my life of conventional, suit wearing, normality, and the crazy hedonistic side of me. Earlier this year I went to Ibiza, and had a mad week of booze, MDMA, acid, weed and freebase, and will be going to the Oktoberfest in a few weeks, followed by 5 days in Ayia Napa.

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2976647

>ITT

>> No.2976653

ur just addicted to haterade

and i can't stop feeling bad for u

>> No.2976655

>>2976614
confirmed for greatest post on/lit/

>> No.2976656

>>2976647
That's badass.

10/10 would fuck

>> No.2976662

>>2976655

>confirmed for greatest post on/lit/
>HST and Sheen

I want /b/ to leave.

>> No.2976668
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>>2976656
Sorry to shatter your mental image, but she's ugly as fuck.

>> No.2976675

>>2976668
I still would.

Your perception must be faulty or you've just been really lucky with the girls you have viewed if that is ugly.

>> No.2976680

>>2976592
>Help! I'm addicted to pot! It's ruining my life!

No you're not.

>> No.2976682

>>2976675
dude, she's hideous.

i used to know a few qt pot-smokers but they were all slutty as fuck.

>> No.2976690

>>2976682
what are you implying with 'but'?

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>>2976675
I love girls who take drugs, but not girls who look like they take drugs. If I was drunk enough I might fuck her, but I wouldn't want to be seen in public with her.

>> No.2976708

>>2976690
that sexually aggressive girls scare me shitless.

>> No.2976736

has anybody in this thread read IJ?

>> No.2976740

>>2976736
I read like 50 pages of it and decided it wasn't worth my time.

>> No.2976743

>>2976740
2deep4u

>> No.2976744

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAhrr7JNlhk&noredirect=1

This is the truth. Fucking hippies.

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>>2976744
>Bukowski

And if it's 'the truth', surely there are some statistics to back it up.

>> No.2976751

>>2976647
>>2976668
>>2976699

That thing is absolutely disgusting, I sincerely hope she dies. Fuck stoners anyway, girls with a taste for whiskey are the way to go.

>> No.2976752

>>2976748
Define harm. Also

>heroin
>harmful

shiggy diggy

>> No.2976760
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>>2976751
>Alcohol
ugh. You drinkers are disgusting.

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>>2976760
Sure.

>> No.2976778
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>>2976765
Alcohol, lol.

>> No.2976780

>>2976778
>alcohol partying like a viking
>weed taking vain pictures of yourself for your tumbler

Alright.

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>>2976765
>so drunk he can't even format a comparison tastefully

I'm just glad we're getting away from IJ.

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>>2976760
>>2976765
>>2976778
>Not enjoying weed AND alcohol.

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>>2976784

>> No.2976789
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>>2976787

>> No.2976793
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>>2976789

>> No.2977086

>>2976782
you realise the book Stoner is not about weed? the protagonist is named Stoner. or was thatthejoke.jpg?

>> No.2977129

I don't do drugs often but when I do, I generally go on 3 week LSD binges where I take 500 micrograms every 15 hours.

>> No.2977134

>>2977129
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

>> No.2977142

>>2977134
I think /lit/ is the only board with a decent sense of humor

>> No.2977159

>>2977142
Probably because it extends beyond constant repetition of stupid memes (not to say that isn't still one of this board's worst qualities)

>> No.2977208
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2977208

Stay classy, druggies.

>> No.2977214

>>2977208
what's the point if it doesn't taste good?

i'll stick with shrooms and pepsi, normalfag

>> No.2977216

>>2977214
>implying shrooms taste good

>> No.2977219

>>2977214
What are you implying?

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>>2977208
>stay classy, druggies.

>> No.2977230

>>2977142

yes, especially when it c/ps quotes from stand up comics

>> No.2977236

>>2977208
>Implying you're not abusing a horrendous drug.

>> No.2977293

Nobody smart in this thread. Pot "addiction" is pretty funny, though. It's like boring people have to invent problems to entertain themselves.

>> No.2977310

>>2977236
Why would you say I'm abusing it? I'm just drinking a beer or two, not fucking them up the ass.

>> No.2977311

>>2977230
>tfw I never heard of mitch hedburg before that post
I retract my post this board is filled with pseudo intellectuals