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2970435 No.2970435[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

should I read 50 shades? it's getting so popular

>> No.2970476

It's a waste of €7. You'll get more intellectual enjoyment from a SuperKebab Meal Deal.

>> No.2970714

you can't troll us this easily

>> No.2971168
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No read Destiny and the Dolphins

>> No.2971175

Read Harry Potter.
Take quizzes to decide what house you're in.
Then get into arguments.

>> No.2971208

I was actually talking to this guy who said he wanted to read this book last week. I said "dude, its a romance novel" and he didnt care, he said it must be good and worth reading because its so popular.

>> No.2971691

>>2971168
I get the feeling this is a troll/joke response but after reading that page I kinda do want to read the rest...

>> No.2971742

>>2970435
Read some Sade. It was written over 200 years ago and is even more shocking.

>> No.2971987

>>2971168
So is it about dolphin people? Because that sounds fucking awesome?

>> No.2972811

>>2971987
>>2971691
It's the third book in a trilogy about super humans with dolphin powers raised by dolphins.

It has one hell of a twist ending.After 90% of the book being about dating, shopping, and a bit of fistcuffs the world is destroyed by the plague and the main character's adopted daughters decided to fuck him.

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>>2972811
hHere we go the second to last pages.
Everyone is dead, time to fuck.

>> No.2972836

You will get totally laid if you read it on the train OP

Success story right here

>> No.2972883

I wish people would stop making threads about these books..

>> No.2973113

>>2970435
go to /s/ and find some actual porn.

>> No.2973127

>>2972836
were you expected to act like Christian Grey?

>> No.2973133

>>2972830
This is actually really giving me the confidence to write about truly whatever the fuck I want, making me question what I even truly want. Man.

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>>2973133
This author wrote two books before this. He was able to sell three of these things.

I swear nothing really happens until the end. They just hang around London talking about boys then WHAM diamond robbery, war, and humanity extinction!

>> No.2974819

>>2970435
>it's getting popular

Don't read it.

>> No.2974831

>>2970714
Yes, he can. This page will last on first page for hours. Like all the threads related to this book.

>> No.2974835

>>2970435
Nah... Doing things because they get popular is what all the plebs do-- oh wait.
Jk, you should read Fifty Sades for Sasha Grey instead.

>> No.2974839

Does anyone else think Sasha Grey has really nice feet and wish she'd do more porn featuring them?

>> No.2974844

>>2974839
Nah, she's good at anal and deepthroat. Feet porn is boring and pointless.

>> No.2974849

>>2974839
I really don't get the whole foot fetish thing, feet are disgusting. Sasha's getting too old for porn now.

>> No.2974851

>>2974844
>implying the point of pornographic material isn't to elicit sexual arousal
>implying sexual arousal isn't subjective and arbitrary per the individual
>implying sexual arousal is boring

Defeated on all fronts

>> No.2974858

>>2974851
>implying sexual arousal isn't subjective
>Implying you sat in a dark room wanking to 5min clips of Sasha Greys feet isn't objectively seen as pathetic.

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>>2974858
>implying any self-respecting member of the intelligentsia cares how the uneducated mob judges them on the basis of accidents of behavioral or genetic determinism
>implying you're not the pitiable one for having a superiority complex on the basis of things outside the influence of your conscious effort

American detected.

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>>2974858
>objectively
>seen as

I thought at least /lit/ would know what the word meant.

>> No.2974878

>>2974868
>Implying I'm not the pornstar James Deen, and that isn't my cock your imagining to be your own, as I slide it gracefully between Sashas lubed toes.

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>>2974839
>Does anyone else think Sasha Grey has really nice feet and wish she'd do more porn featuring them?

You like feets?

>> No.2975037

>>2974851
>>implying the point of pornographic material isn't to elicit sexual arousal
Wow, where did you read that? Even if I implied it (I didn't), feet porn is still boring and pointless.
>>implying sexual arousal isn't subjective and arbitrary per the individual
Haha! Again you've gone too far.
>>implying sexual arousal is boring
It is. How many porn movies have you watched until the end, after you came? Does this mean it stopped sexually arousing you?

Try harder.

>>2974868
>>2974873
Next time you met a girl you want to fuck, try mentioning you like feet. End of my argument.

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