/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.2949570]

>The book you're currently reading
>your face when

Go!

>mfw Demian

[Anonymous No.2949597]

>The Ego and Its Own

[satan !!1Fa7LzeI6u8 No.2949614]

>>2949597

makes me chirpier than morning birds shitting on my 2010 bentley windshield to see you retarded animal babies apprecieate Stirner i introduced that cunt to /lit/, youre welcome, exorcise the spooks, no life for the victim, shoutout to 99 jams, kill death nigger death, etc.

Yeah maybe to the beach When your friends they do come crying Tell them how your pleasure's set up on slow-release

[Anonymous No.2949615]

>>2949614
You are fucking stupid and annoying.

also you cant into grammar

[satan !!1Fa7LzeI6u8 No.2949622]

>>2949615

hahahahaha
i am god, cunt
cunt

[Anonymous No.2949627]

>>2949622
>tripfag thinks he is interesting
>lol

[Anonymous No.2949637]

hey satan, are you that white nationalist from the Netherlands/Denmark, or was that someone else?

[satan !!1Fa7LzeI6u8 No.2949659]

>>2949627
>>2949627

LOLOLOL im sorry your life sucks you fucking autist honestly i bet today's climax was browsing 4chan for you, but you know there are two options:
1. fucking kill yourself
2. grow some balls and charisma and prowl dealdy like engulf sluts and exotic un-ersatz whores with your newly built charm i could show you the way but i bet youre ugly beyond redemption, no life for the victim, etc.

>>2949637
>>2949637

yeah

[Anonymous No.2949668]

>>2949659

oh hai STAN!

[sage No.2949669]

satan is a sad pathetic troll

[Anonymous No.2949670]

>>2949659

Not that guy you were talking to but I am not ugly beyond redemption. I am pretty good looking but i just cannot talk to girls. Show me the way>

[Anonymous No.2949672]

Legends of the Samurai by Hiroaki Sato

[Anonymous No.2949674]

forgot pic

[satan !!1Fa7LzeI6u8 No.2949681]

>>2949669

accidentally yes i guess lol, not my fault.

>>2949670

Ok brother, this is what you must remember:
approach girls, keep in mind that the worst thing that will happen is that she will reject you!!! which is when you move on to the next one.
start smoking, approach a cute hipster slut you see smoking and ask her for a lighter ---> start conversation.
or just approach some girl and say: hey, where have i seen you before? arent you _____'s (make up name) friend?
they'll probly say no. You say: wow you really look like someone i know! : precedent created.
this has worked for me on 3 sepparate occasions.
On rainy days, get a big umbrella and be on the lookout for girls that seem stranded in a breezeway or something, offer to take them to their car---> getting her number is so fucking easy at this point. good luck dude, remember, confidence is key.

[Anonymous No.2949685]

>>2949681

Accidentally?

[satan !!ZzgMI/yuFmG No.2949693]

>>2949685

haha, yeah , like, I'll be telling the truth and whatnot, but people will still be trolled by it.../lit/ will attribute whatever is necessary to the poster's intentions in order to preserve their diminishing ego...its hilarious

[Screwtape !!tdBUE9PLvpz No.2949706]

>>2949681
but for most people lies don't come out as easily as truth

The Pale King

[Anonymous No.2949712]

>mfw Less Than Zero

[Anonymous No.2949713]

Winesburg, Ohio

[Anonymous No.2949714]

The Sun Also Rises

really not seeing the big deal. Does it get better?

[Anonymous No.2949725]

>>2949714
>>2949714

Reading that too bro. I love the way it's written, but nothing really interesting is happening yet.

[Anonymous No.2949729]

>>2949714

Not really. The only part that actually made me feel for any of the characters was when they started mocking Robert Cohn.

[satan !!ZzgMI/yuFmG No.2949736]

>>2949706

wat

[Anonymous No.2949754]

>>2949713
That was me too. Fuck.

Just finished Storm Front from the Dresden Files.

[Anonymous No.2949757]

>just finished Elementary particles
>cloning shit out of fucking nowhere

[Anonymous No.2949763]

>mfw 1984 by Huge Orson Welles

[Anonymous No.2949766]

>mfw How to Rape Your Sister

[Anonymous No.2949768]

>>2949681
>precedent created.

what would you do after the precedent has been created? a conversation starting like that would burn up fast

[Anonymous No.2949780]

>>2949766
That's a book?

[Anonymous No.2949786]

>mfw Ender's Game

[satan !!ZzgMI/yuFmG No.2949794]

>>2949768

haha
honestly have u never engaged in meaningless convo before? talk about the weather.talk about what she is studying (if youre in a college campus) talk about whether she parties a lot. talk about the fucking cigarette brands , talk about her pretty eyes, talk about her tattoos, talk about a current even talk about hurricane isaac talk about her piercings, talk about stone crabs and lil wayne talk about haydn and death grips talk about anything!

[Anonymous No.2949795]

>>2949763
Nice, I just finished reading that!

>face related

[Anonymous No.2949796]

>American Psycho

[Anonymous No.2949812]

>An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding

Hume is making ungodly amounts of sense right now.

[Anonymous No.2949820]

fags

[Anonymous No.2949833]

>>2949763
>2012
>Only now starting to read Orson Welles
I shiggy diggy do, you faggot.

[Anonymous No.2949834]

>Werther

[Anonymous No.2949843]

>Paulo Coelho's The Alchemist

is this Rhonda Byrne's The Secret but in fiction form?

[Anonymous No.2949858]

>songs of innocence and experience

[Anonymous No.2949903]

>Ulysses

[Anonymous No.2949907]

>Notes from Underground

[Anonymous No.2949984]

>Satantango

[Anonymous No.2949993]

>American gods

[Anonymous No.2950000]

I get that a lot on this board, OP.

[Anonymous No.2950003]

This is the worst thread I've ever seen on /lit/. Take this shit back to /b/.

[Anonymous No.2950023]

A Dance with Dragons

[Anonymous No.2950029]

>The Rebel

mfw when Camus makes me question everything...

[Anonymous No.2950068]

>mfw Ethics by Spinoza

[Anonymous No.2950084]

>Separation and Its Discontents by Kevin MacDonald

[Anonymous No.2950110]

These threads were always fun.

>The Sailor Who Fell from Grace With the Sea

[Anonymous No.2950115]

The kindly ones

[Anonymous No.2950126]

>The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flame, The Magician.

[Anonymous No.2950173]

Gibson's Sprawl-trilogy

[Anonymous No.2950182]

Max Stirner: His Life and His Work by John Henry Mackay

[Anonymous No.2950200]

>Joe Abercrombie - No Heroes

[Anonymous No.2950224]

>Invitation to a Beheading

[Anonymous No.2950267]

>The Fault in our Stars
the power of love
underage paraplegic and cancerfags bonking

[Anonymous No.2950307]

>The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle

[Anonymous No.2950323]

A Treatise On Human Nature

[Anonymous No.2950326]

The Origin of Species

[Anonymous No.2950334]

>The God Delusion

[Anonymous No.2950340]

>American Gods.

[Anonymous No.2950342]

>The Greatest Show on Earth: The Evidence for Evolution

[Anonymous No.2950346]

>The Holy Bible

[Anonymous No.2950349]

The Master and Margarita

[Anonymous No.2950350]

>>2950326
>>2950334
>>2950342
Militant agnostic reporting in.

[Anonymous No.2950351]

>Atlas Shrugged

and not in a good way

[Anonymous No.2950352]

>>2950346

[Anonymous No.2950353]

>>2950326
>The Origin of Species
I can understand the hate for Dawkins, but Darwin? Why?

[Anonymous No.2950354]

>>2950350
Read some Erasmus Darwin. That mother fucker was hipster as fuck. Zoonomia and that shit
He proposed the idea of evolution before his grandson
sitting here with his biography for uni. Unsung hero of science and innovation

[Anonymous No.2950359]

>>2950350

The same, doing the same.

[Anonymous No.2950365]

>>2950354
If anyone is interested in a true man of science and literacy (was a leading English poet for a bit)

[Anonymous No.2950376]

>On liberty

[Anonymous No.2950389]

>Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

[Anonymous No.2950448]

Breakfast of Champions

[Anonymous No.2950450]

The Psychopaths Bible: For the Extreme Individual

[Anonymous No.2950454]

Why is this thread still here? This is /b/-tier stuff.

[Anonymous No.2950480]

>>2950454
Hurr durrr my /lit/ is academic and high brow as fuarrk r-right guys

[Anonymous No.2950506]

>>2950450
Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.2950518]

>>2950480
Not what I'm saying. This is neither amusing nor enlightening. Some cliché picture with the name of the book is just dull.

[Anonymous No.2950520]

>>2950518
>still lurking a dead thread

[Anonymous No.2950524]

>>2950520
It was still on page 0, breh.

[Anonymous No.2950527]

>>2950524
>Coming to a dead board

[Anonymous No.2950542]

Re-reading The Rum Diary and also just started Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep

[Anonymous No.2950568]

>>2950115
>>2949993
>>2950340
mah niggas

[Anonymous No.2950574]

>>2950527
You got me there.

[Anonymous No.2950584]

>mfw On China by Henry Kissinger

[Anonymous No.2950763]

>The Handmaid's Tale.

[Anonymous No.2950777]

The Illuminatus Trilogy
Demian

The Illuminatus Trilogy is very similar to reading an account of an acid trip, if the individual in question also happened to love conspiracy theory and mysticism. Demian is nice, more interesting than Beneath the Wheel, but the substance of the book is not particularly new to me. Looking forward to revisiting Siddhartha 4~ years later.

[Anonymous No.2952371]

>Naked Lunch

[Anonymous No.2952402]

>Koji Suzuki - Ring

For some reason I don't recall Ryuji confessing / claiming to be a rapist in the movies...

[Anonymous No.2952404]

>Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep

[Anonymous No.2952463]

>McDonalds breakfast menu

[Anonymous No.2952505]

>To the Lighthouse

dat fucking stream of consciousness what's going on motherfucker

[Anonymous No.2952644]

>"The Comedian as the Letter C" by Wallace Stevens

Man this is some dense shit.

[Anonymous No.2952674]

>A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
Seriously, it's fucking lame. I hate it.

[Anonymous No.2952680]

Nothing.

[Anonymous No.2952702]

>Infinite Jest

[Anonymous No.2952767]

>A Short History of Nearly Everything

[Anonymous No.2952769]

How To Be Black

by Baratunde Thurston

[Anonymous No.2952851]

>mfw A Bloodsmoor Romance

[Anonymous No.2952859]

Ready Player One

[Anonymous No.2952867]

middlesex

[Anonymous No.2952874]

>Thus spoke Zarathustra

[Anonymous No.2952877]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.2952908]

Paint It Black

[Anonymous No.2953242]

>Secret Diary of a Call Girl

[Anonymous No.2953397]

>Death in Venice

[Anonymous No.2953406]

> A tale of two cities

[Anonymous No.2953705]

Thought this would be the best place to ask.

I've got less than 20 days left until I start school up again. I don't want to have any left over summer reading, but I 20 days is a long time when you're unemployed.

Assuming I'll only read one, which is worth picking?

[Anonymous No.2953717]

Story of the eye

[Anonymous No.2953724]

>>2953705

Brave new world

[Anonymous No.2953728]

>>2953705
just read brave new world instead of posing as a different little princess than the previous thread. does our opinion really matter?

also how slow are you? read all 3. what are you? a retard?

[Anonymous No.2953739]

Anne Frank's diary

>When you're standing up, all you see from the front is hair. Between your legs there are two soft, cushiony things, also covered with hair, which press together when you're standing, so you can't see what's inside. They separate when you sit down, and they're very red and quite fleshy on the inside. In the upper part, between the outer labia, there's a fold of skin that, on second thought, looks kind of like a blister. That's the clitoris. Then come the inner labia, which are also pressed together in a kind of crease. When they open up, you can see a fleshy little mound, no bigger than the top of my thumb. The upper part has a couple of small holes in it, which is where the urine comes out. The lower part looks as if it were just skin, and yet that's where the vagina is. You can barely find it, because the folds of skin hide the opening. The hole's so small I can hardly imagine how a man could get in there, much less how a baby could come out. It's hard enough trying to get your index finger inside. That's all there is, and yet it plays such an important role!

>Yours, Anne M. Frank

[Anonymous No.2953750]

>>2953728
link to vid?

[Anonymous No.2953769]

>>2953705
Brave New World

[Anonymous No.2953927]

>>2953728
I thought /lit/ was a bully free zone.

[Anonymous No.2953993]

>Ringworld
>dat writing style

[Anonymous No.2953994]

/b/ pls go