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>> No.2941575

Your not putting Pynchon in the second section ruins any comedic value this may have had.

>> No.2941585

>>2941575

pynchon isn't in the second section be he's neither handsome or a good author.

>> No.2941595

>>2941585
Wrong on all levels. Also:
>comedic value

>> No.2941600

>>2941595

the only thing comedic i see in this thread is your insistence that pynchon is a good author.

>> No.2941605

>>2941600
not as funi as wne i fuggered ur mum

>> No.2941619

I smirked.

>> No.2941632

How the fuck is Kafka handsome?

>> No.2941638

>>2941632

go back to stormfront

>> No.2941642

>>2941632
Kafka has that cute left eye that refuses to make eye-contact.

>> No.2941654

>>2941638

What the fuck? I'm not a stormfag, not a Jew. I'd actually be happy if Kafka is considered handsome, if Kafka is handsome, I'm definitely handsome.

>> No.2941658

zola looks pretty dapper to me.

>> No.2941660
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2941660

FUCK OFF STAGOLEE

>> No.2941673

>>2941660
ugly troll making a chart about attractiveness of writers

sage and report

>> No.2941698
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2941698

What about big G?

>> No.2941706

I'm sorry, I almost never know what authors look like (due to poor facial recognition and basing their merit on their writing)... can people fill me in?

>> No.2941956

Who is the guy on the bottom left?

Sorry for not knowing, friends.

>> No.2941968

>>2941956

how could you not recognize that trademark pic of cam-dawg

>> No.2941996
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2941996

I know OP is just trolling and all but

check that bod on whitman

>> No.2941998

>Voltaire
>Young

>> No.2942027

>>2941956
Albert Camus

>> No.2942040

Kafka looks like a disgusting fucking weasel. Probably the furthest thing from "handsome" compared to Camus there. I adore him, however.

>> No.2942057

>>2941632
>>2942040

you guys are crazy. look at those cheekbones. that immaculate jaw line. those piercing dark eyes. he's like a sexy vampire. he could be a model if he were alive today. that look is totally in.

>> No.2942068

>>2942040
What INTERROBANG
Kafka is a pretty boy. Sadly, all the pretty ones like boys.

>>2941600
Hahahaha but come on GR is good at times.

>> No.2942094

>can only recognize twain

I have no idea what most authors look like at all.

>> No.2942106

>>2942094
>>can only recognize twain
que?

>> No.2942108

>Lord Byron

The mayor of Handsometown

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2942110

>>2942057
hey ladies.

>> No.2942137

>judging that Voltaire was handsome from an idealized painting

>> No.2942195

>>2942094
Not sure if trolling...

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2942211

>Kafka
>Handsome
>Laughingholocaustvictims.jpg

Also, what the fuck OP, do you even Arthur Rimbaud?

>> No.2942218

Poor Dostoevsky. Turned out he was a shit author after all.

>> No.2942230

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>> No.2942234

>>2942218
Why do people think this? I met this world wise woman who said that Kafka and Dostioevski were adolescents' authors. I don't get it.

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2942247

Voltaire thread?

>> No.2942248

>>2942234
He was being tongue-in-cheek; that woman sounds like a real pretentious cunt tho

>> No.2942258

does a picture of a young gene wolfe exist? he's been publishing books since the early 70s yet every single photo i've ever seen of him he looks at least 60.

>> No.2942262

>>2942234
A good deal of their stuff is angsty. Also because they wrote classics hip teens will be interested in them in an attempt to smarten up or appear smart or just enjoy good stuff. Another reason may be that once people get the idea that there are too many people interested in a book, album, movement, whatever, they feel the need to denigrate it in order to retain their specialness. That is to say, hipsters.

>> No.2942269

>>2942248
Oh, yeah, she was. Thanks.

>> No.2942293

Seriously, Quentin?
The only difference b/w the two categories is facial hair.

>> No.2942296

Kafka looks like Goebbels and it gives me a boner

>> No.2942304

>>2942293

facial hair, and weight, and attractiveness, and the quality of their writing.

>> No.2942333

>>2942304
>Flaubert

You don't know what it means to write well.