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2917903 No.2917903 [Reply] [Original]

IF SYLVIA PLATH HAD COMMITTED SUICIDE BY SHOOTING HERSELF IN THE HEAD, SHE WOULD BE "SYLVIA SPLAT".

>> No.2917907

That would have been more funny if it wasn't overshadowed by how your crippling autism is significantly funnier.

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IF IT IS KNIFE I DON'T WANT TO KNOW

>> No.2917947

>>2917907

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If David Foster Wallace was a large flippered marine mammal, he would be David Foster Walrus.

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If Immanuel Kant were less pessimistic, he'd be Immanuel Kan

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If Cormac McCarthy was an F-150, he'd be Cormac McTruckthy

>> No.2918001

If Gustav Flaubert were a prop in a Robin Williams movie, he'd be Gustav Flubber.

>> No.2918046

If Emile Zola would have been an amerifat, he would be Emile Cola.

>> No.2918065

If Edgar Allan Poe was a poo, he would be Edgar Allan Poo

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2918074

this thread is awful

>> No.2918077

If H.P. Lovecraft hated his job, he should be H.P. Hatecraft

>> No.2918103

If Edgar Rice Burroughs was killed by a dragon, he'd be Edgar Fried Rice Burroughs.