The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard

[None !/LoliGuyU2 No.2894270]

This is the official thread for The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard.

Discuss.

[Anonymous No.2894275]

Still not as bad as strike witches

[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ No.2894278]

>This is now the official thread for The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

[Anonymous No.2894335]

This is the official thread for The Haunted Vagina.

[Anonymous No.2894366]

Had potential in it's beginning, as it seemed to speak volumes of the emerging generation, the minimum wage sector with its perpetual immaturity and haunting pointlessness of living.

Then it turned into a rendition of The Aeneid, which was a pretty lame cop out.

There you go.

[Anonymous No.2894368]

immature shock shlock general?

[Anonymous No.2896016]

>>2894270
That is an actual book. Why?

[Anonymous No.2896061]

>>2896016
As with all bizarro lit, the author knows the publisher, needs money, but doesn't have any marketable skills.

[NiggerFaggot !vTWclDto/g No.2896062]

>>2894270
Wow I can't believe that actually exists.

[Anonymous No.2896259]

>>2894366

Douglas Coupland is howling in his grave.

[Anonymous No.2896401]

>Fired from his job at the Analsausage Fuck Factory, Lucifer Niggerbastard sets off on an epic quest with his compatriots, a burbling sack of babyshit and Rojir the razor-bladed dildo. Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard is an epic tale told in a bizarro-author’s take on the ancient Homeric masters. Hey, all writers are thieves. It’s just illegal if the dead author you steal from hasn’t rotted enough yet. Actually, this book is pretty much nothing like the Aeneid. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read. Is it a commentary on how fucked up things are yet again? Maybe. Probably. Yes. If you don’t have a sense of humor or “bad words” get your ass in a twist, don’t read this fucking book.

[Anonymous No.2896408]

>FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY! Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the window a double-handed flip-off. Jew could go fuck himself.

>"Oh my fucking god damn shit baby Jesus I love cheese fucking sandwiches.” Lucifer Niggerbastard said as he watched a football player shove a pencil up his ass. The announcer for the Fucking Asshole Gay network moaned the voiceover, screaming about fucking rabid geese with a stick and putting his nose in a shemale’s penishole."

>Climbing into the wild blue yonder on a fountain
of piss and shit, the ass-shaped boat took to the sky, and as Lucifer looked down upon the land below like Aeneas surveying the kingdom he had left behind, another floppy cunt-shaped ship landed and shatnered out its load of prolapse-wielding scrotums.

>“FAGGOTS? IN MY VAGINA?” Yelled the queen.

“It’s more likely than you think, your fuckwittedness.” Groveled the footman.

“Off with their cocks!” She shouted. “I want all of their dicks on a fucking shit covered silver platter with frenchie fucking froggie frenchy sauce.”

[Anonymous No.2896457]

>>2896408

/b/ The Novel.