Trilogy soundtrack listing:

[Anonymous No.2880077]

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/fifty-shades-grey-soundtrack-el-james-359047


1. Lakmé (Act I): Flower Duet (Mady Mesplé, Danielle Millet)
2. Bach: Adagio from Concerto #3 BWV 974 (Alexandre Tharaud)
3. Villa-Lobos: Bachianas Brasilerias #5 - Cantilena (Barbara Hendricks)
4. Verdi: La Traviata Prelude (Riccardo Muti / Philharmonia Orchestra)
5. Pachelbel: Canon in D (Sir Neville Marriner/ Academy of St. Martin-in-the-Fields)
6. Tallis: Spem in Alium (The Tallis Scholars)
7. Chopin: Prelude #4 in E minor, Largo (Samson François)
8. Rachmaninoff: Piano Concerto #2 - Adagio Sostenuto (Cecile Ousset, Sir Simon Rattle / CBSO)
9. Vaughan Williams: Fantasia on a Theme by Thomas Tallis (Sir Adrian Boult / LPO)
10. Canteloube: Chants d'auvergne, Bailero (Arleen Auger)
11. Chopin: Nocturne #1 in B-flat minor (Samson François)
12. Faure: Requiem - In Paradisum (Choir of King's College, Cambridge / Stephen Cleobury)
13. Bach: Goldberg Variation - Aria (Maria Tipo)
14. Debussy: La Fille Aux Cheveux de Lin (Moura Lympany)
15. Bach: Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring (Alexis Weissenberg)

[Anonymous No.2880080]

what is this relevant to???

[Anonymous No.2880095]

>>2880080
Making everyone feel bad

[Anonymous No.2880099]

Yeah, it's a parasite, so what?
It's born of a parasite, that's what these things do.
They attach themselves to better works, like Twilight referencing Jane Austen and Brontes.
Their readers want to feel classy and adventurous.

[Anonymous No.2880130]

Those composers are so lucky they're dead and don't have to know what their music is being used for.

[Anonymous No.2880209]

How does it feel knowing that now in today's world, fan fiction is a relevant form of literature that can become the best selling book of all time?

[Anonymous No.2880212]

>>2880209
I feel indifferent to this.

[Anonymous No.2880214]

>>2880209
>relevant form of literature

Whoa chief, going a little too far there. In a few years time nobody will remember these books, like many other best-sellers.

[Anonymous No.2880222]

Lol they used the Goldberg Variations theme for soundtrack. It's like using copywriter's blurb as an epigraph.

[Anonymous No.2880224]

and this isn't even part of a film?

every industry is milking this. which they are ntitled to do. but anyone who buys this compilation when you can find all this music online, is an idiot.

[Anonymous No.2880228]

>>2880224
Contents aren't even important. If you're buying music because it's featured in a movie adaptation of a book... and the book is 50 Shades of Grey, you're -- ooooh boy, I don't want to end my sentence.

[Anonymous No.2880230]

>>2880214
Exactly. Academia still has control over determining cultural immortality.

[Anonymous No.2880231]

Seriously though, what is this book, and why is everyone so upset about it?

[Anonymous No.2880241]

>>2880209
>How does it feel knowing that now in today's world, fan fiction is a relevant form of literature that can become the best selling book of all time?
It's nothing new. Academic literary criticism in general is a form of fan fiction. It's always been there, and it always was mostly irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.2880243]

>>2880231
Some erotica that started out as Twilight fan fiction and has now sold more copies than Harry Potter 7.
People are mad because the prose is shit tier (and misrepresents BDSM etc.)

[Anonymous No.2880244]

>>2880231
It's Twilight fanfiction about Bella wanting to sign a BDSM contract with Edward. She enjoys being dominated, but refrains from signing the contract, and they eventually split.

Then it was rewritten with original characters do not steal and now it's a national bestseller that's being adapted as a movie trilogy.

Only that.

[Anonymous No.2880251]

>>2880231
Twilight fan fiction bondage porn that got turned into a book, and became the fastest selling book of all time.

[Anonymous No.2880259]

>>2880209
Well, really it's not fanfiction specifically that is the best selling paperback of all time, it's erotica. This isn't saying anything about literature, only porn. So what if people are getting their porn in a different form, I mean, no one respects this as literature (except of course the people who couldn't matter less) just like you wouldn't praise a porno for its cinematography.

[Screwtape !!tdBUE9PLvpz No.2880255]

At least it's mostly baroque and neoclassical; if they dipped more into romantics I'd be a little more mad. My Polish blood is boiling a little at the Chopin when they should've used that Hungarian faggot Liszt instead.

[Anonymous No.2880261]

Look, I get that 50 shades of grey is the worst thing since ever and gets everyone's knickers in a twist and so on, but do we really need a thread about it every single day?

[Anonymous No.2880266]

>>2880209
>fan fiction is a relevant form of literature that can become the best selling book of all time

[Anonymous No.2880267]

>>2880261
Yes.

[Anonymous No.2880271]

>>2880266
The origin of the self insert fan fiction

[Anonymous No.2880278]

Has anyone here actually even read the book?

[Anonymous No.2880280]

Its not the movie soundtrack, its a soundtrack intended to be played while you read the books and DJ your vag

[Anonymous No.2880292]

>>2880280
I'd fuck Justin Bieber

[Anonymous No.2880294]

>>2880292

[Anonymous No.2880293]

>>2880266

Don't forget Virgil's Aeneid, and the countless Greek playwrights who rode on Homer's nuts for ages.

[Anonymous No.2880296]

>>2880294
Why isn't it a full man?

[Anonymous No.2880297]

>>2880296
maybe a quart is better for the environment

[Anonymous No.2880305]

Because if you stitch a dick to it and give it a wallet, that's all the parts of a man a woman ever needs.

and the dick isn't even that important.

[Anonymous No.2880324]

that feel when Villa Lobos is there and the comments on his music on youtube are "50 shades of grayness brought me here"

[Anonymous No.2880328]

You're forgetting something all of you.
1.Stephanie Meyer had a sex fantasy, and wrote an erotica to indulge it.
2.E.L. James was inspired to have a sex fantasy and wrote an erotica to indulge it.
3. Bad things traditionally happen in three's.
Out there somewhere is a fat woman with a pen in one hand and a dildo in the other.
You have my permission to weep.

Pic Quote Related
"Your pain is lovely, but where is your terror? It would make this so much more amusing."

[Anonymous No.2880505]

>>2880077

Quality peaces. No doubt about that, but when put in the same compilation its a complete mishmash. Its the same as making a collection of Queen, Sex Pistols, Craftwerk and some skandinavian deth metal.

On top of that, I'm very sure all of the tracks are from one of those 100 best classical cds.

[Anonymous No.2880532]

>>2880077

Some titles in English, some in original.
Some misslabeled.
Some old recordings means that the quality must be all over the place.

In all a highly pretentious compilation that could be put together by some random torrent uploader.

Also:
>quintessential kinky sex anthem, Pachelbel's "Canon in D."
All my rage...

[Anonymous No.2880569]

>>2880324

>classical guitarist
>see this soundtrack
>tfw i know your feel