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MARK has his PHD at age TWENTY-FOUR while YOU are reading THE BFG in the LIBRARY.

>> No.28576

>>28511
Mark reads Tom Clancy and is still smarter than you, while you spend 6 hours every day trying to understand Hegel's Dialectics.

>> No.28590

>>28511
What is the BFG

>> No.28603

Hahahahaha

>> No.28604

>>28590
Never going to make it.

>> No.28610

>>28590
the big fucking goy

>> No.28626

>>28604
I'm never gonna make it IF you don't tell me, why are you so devilish?

>> No.28654

>>28511
how is a PHD at 24 possible, anyway?

getting done with undergrad at 21 and i skipped a grade, do some school districts not impose limitations on grade-skipping?

>> No.28682

>>28654
>tfw I will finish undergrad at 24 IF I don't fuck up ANY of my classes
EL JUSTO

>> No.28693

>>28626
Because life is a journey of self discovery.
Otherwise you just a cuck.

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>>28610

4u

>> No.28720

>>28654
>humanities majors

its possible when you are just typing random shit out.

>> No.28730

>>28682
same famalam.

med school and residency over with by 30 MAYBE. but its ok

>> No.28779

Who the fuck is Mark?

>> No.28901

>>28720
>STEMfags already buttblasted
Why dont you just stay on /sci/?

>> No.28983

>>28511
>not an MD

lol have fun being a professor for life mark

>> No.28995

>>28708
top kvetch

>> No.29025

>>28983
>being a medfag

Have fun with your 70% divorce rate and 70 year life expectancy

>> No.29090

It took me until 28 to get my PhD.

But I'm a dumb, lazy shit.

>> No.29130

>>28995
>kvetch
>uses big word (for him)
>doesnt know what it means

>> No.29150

>>29025
>making up statistics

enjoy your poverty, I'll be enjoying my meaningful job and mansion

>> No.29183

>>29150
>meaningful
SPOOKY

>> No.30418

MARK fucks DAISY while YOU are the LIBRARY.

>> No.31303

>>28511
I had a doctorate by the time I was 24. It's not that hard if you set your course straight.

I'm still a weak virgin at 26 though, and I'm not even tall.

>> No.31403

>>28511
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

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>>28511
>MARK is $250,000 IN DEBT while YOU do WHAT YOU WANT with your LIFE

Sounds acceptable to me, but I wouldn't be reading "BFG."

>> No.31589

>>31303
in what?

earliest I could possibly get my PHD is 26, but it would be in mechanical engineering or aerospace engineering so it's entirely possible it might take me longer