/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.2843003]

HAHHAHAHAHHH There is so much awesome OC on /lit/ today.

Some of you e/lit/ists have some great random folders!

Post your favourite stuff here!

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>>2843003

Yea I am happy I finally get to read Tao Lin. Like I was going to ever pay for that shit.

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why is there so much overlap between /lit/ and KC's /int/?

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>>2843136
Breivik really is feel guy.

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>>2843003
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.2843151]

Not my own OC, but amazing.

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>>2843161
forget the quote

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>>2843234
oh my...
>pic related

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>>2843278
OMFG. I just realized that that's my birthday.

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>>2843040
You can see the carnal lust in her eyes.

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>>2843358
oh wow, here we go.

[Anonymous No.2843381]

>>2843358
But Dracula IS shit. They didn't manage to articulate it intelligently, but Dracula really was a mess of bad characters and terrible prose. Bram Stoker was a hack or Stephenie Meyer proportions. Dracula was shit, but if you want to see how bad that guy really was, read the White Worm. Now that's sub-twilight writing right there, oh yeah baby.

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>>2843381

look how edgy I am guys

[Anonymous No.2843384]

>>2843068
Oh fuck no fuck this shit what the fuck FUCK YOU

SHIT it's NOT TRUE

[Anonymous No.2843386]

>>2843358
LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED

>Bram Stoker's Dracula
>It's not like my sparkly vampires in my movies
>Too many words
>is this a diary?
>where is the teenage romance?
>why can't dracula go out in the sunlight/cross water/touch crosses/do anything?
>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz

[Anonymous No.2843393]

>>2843383
Are you sure you read Bram Stoker at all? He's not like Stephen King, where he's arguably decent, but not nearly as good as the magnitude of personal fame and success might indicate. Bram Stoker isn't just "not good enough". He's objectively horrible.

I repeat, if Dracula isn't enough, go read the Lair of the White Worm. Then you won't ahve any more questions.

>>2843386
>It's not like my sparkly vampires in my movies
It's exactly like them.
>Too many words
Way less than in Twilight, you imbecile. Twilight is four whole doorstoppers. You may not realize it, but Twilight is the size of War and Peace and is almost twice as big as Brothers Karamazov.
>where is the teenage romance?
Right there, you double nigger.
>why can't dracula go out in the sunlight
He can. Are you sure you even read Dracula? He's weak, but he can go out int he sunlight. You gotta stab him in his fucking heart before he burns.
>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz
Indeed, you illiterate assclown.

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>>2843393
Are you capable of knowing a joke when you see one?
Jesus fuck.

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>>2843393
>Stephen King
>Decent
Confirmed for pleb and/or trolling

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>>2843396
>>2843386
You're a moron. Shut up and stop overreacting like a twat.

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This board really is worse than /b/.

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>>2843652
/lit/ is a different kind of shitty than /b/
but they're both fecal

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>>2843852
Mais chacune, tour à tour, remplit ces deux derniers rôles : toutes chièrent, même la vieille ; toutes me branlèrent ; toutes enculèrent Mondor, qui, cédant aux titillations de plaisir dont nous l'enivrons, darde enfin au fond de mon anus les déplorables jets de sa défaillante luxure.
- Quoi, madame ! dit le chevalier en interrompant ici Juliette, quoi ! la vieille chia aussi ?
- Assurément, reprit notre historienne ; je ne conçois pas qu'avec votre tête, chevalier, vous puissiez être étonné de cela ; plus une femme est ridée, et plus elle convient à cette opération ; les sels sont plus âcres, les odeurs plus fortes... En général, on se trompe sur les exhalaisons émanées du caput mortuum de nos digestions ; elles n'ont rien de malsain, rien que de très agréable... c'est le même esprit recteur que celui des simples. Il n'est rien à quoi l'on s'accoutume aussi facilement qu'à respirer un étron ; en mange-t-on, c'est délicieux, c'est absolument la saveur piquante de l'olive. Il faut, j'en conviens, monter un peu son imagination ; mais quand elle l'est bien, je vous assure que cet épisode compose un acte de libertinage très sensuel...

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>>2843872
- Et dont j'essayerai avant qu'il soit longtemps, je vous le jure, madame, dit le chevalier, en maniant complaisamment un vit que l'idée dont il venait d'être question faisait horriblement bander.
- Quand vous voudrez, dit Juliette ; je m'offre à vous satisfaire... Tenez, à l'instant, si vous le désirez ; vous avez l'envie, moi j'ai le besoin.
Et le chevalier, prenant Juliette au mot, tous deux passèrent dans un cabinet voisin, dont ils ne sortirent qu'au bout d'une grosse demi-heure, employée sans doute par le chevalier aux plus voluptueuses épreuves de cette passion, et par le marquis, à quelques vexations sur les fesses flétries de la malheureuse Justine.
- En vérité, c'est délicieux ! dit le chevalier en revenant.
- As-tu mangé ? dit le marquis.
- Absolument tout...
- Je suis étonné que tu ne connaisses pas cela : il n'est pas aujourd'hui d'enfant de dix-huit à vingt ans qui ne l'ait fait faire à des filles.

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>>2843856
That's why I don't have a facebook and don't talk to anyone other than 4channel.

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