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Three heroes died in Aurora taking bullets for their girlfriends

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/aurora-shooting-died-bullets-sweeties-article-1.1119395

Three survivors of the Colorado movie-theater massacre escaped with minor wounds, but were left with broken hearts because their heroic boyfriends died saving them.

In final acts of valor, Jon Blunk, Matt McQuinn and Alex Teves used their bodies to shield their girlfriends as accused madman James Holmes turned the Aurora cineplex into a shooting gallery.

Blunk’s girlfriend, Jansen Young; McQuinn’s girlfriend, Samantha Yowler; and Teves’ gal pal Amanda Lindgren made it out of the bloodbath — but they would have been killed had it not been for the loves of their lives.

“He’s a hero, and he’ll never be forgotten,” a tearful Jansen Young told the Daily News of Blunk. “Jon took a bullet for me.”

>> No.2832472

Three more victims of the patriarchy.

>> No.2832473
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Not Philosophy.

>> No.2832474

Aurora: Not just a place, but a state of mind.

>> No.2832476

>>2832474
Oh wait, it's Aurora Colorado.

>> No.2832493

>men actually taking bullets for women
>not realizing their place as the superior gender and using women as bullet sponges

>> No.2832499

>>2832493

>men becoming martyrs so they may enter the glorious kingdom of god that much sooner

>> No.2832497

It's all very sweet taking a bullet for someone you love, but the notion that it is only something that men should do for women is disgusting.

>> No.2832502

>“He’s a hero, and he’ll never be forgotten,” a tearful Jansen Young told the Daily News of Blunk. “Jon took a bullet for me.”

So, who thinks she's already fucking someone else?

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>>2832502

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Look at it this way...

If you do it and live, you get gratitude sex.

>> No.2832564

>implying they're not shagging someone else already
I've read enough to know that's happened since we've become humans.