/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.2815063]

death is the worst part about life. it's too short to really enjoy, to really do anything.

we train for 10 years just to be good at something, imagine if you could practice something for 10,000 years.

we have to cram all this shit into so short a time. If you were immortal you could just switch lifestyles over and over forever. play competitive starcraft for 50 years, go to school for 500 years, go live under water for 300 years.

convince me of an afterlife and i'm not a estrogen soy eating faggot so no eastern thought allowed

[Anonymous No.2815069]

death is the best part about life
blame society
if you were immortal that would suck
there is no afterlife

[sage No.2815070]

you'll rot in the bloody ground and never do anything worth remembering.
>play starcraft for 50 years
indicative of the uselessness of your existence. enjoy watching the clock tick.

[Anonymous No.2815077]

>>2815069
>>2815070
typical atheist materialist sociopaths

[Anonymous No.2815079]

>>2815077
typical pre-entry-level plebeian

[Anonymous No.2815080]

If we had no death, we wouldnt have a place to live anymore, since the primitive urge to reproduce almost constantly would have made our planet an overcrowded barren wasteland already.

Also, time is an abstract. If you feel good about the time you spent, it's not too short.

Also, reincarnation. That is not only an eastern belief, but has been the focus of many a cult and religion in Europe in the past.

[Anonymous No.2815081]

if everybody were immortal i bet you would be posting on immortal-world /lit/ asking why life isn't finite because that would give it meaning

[Anonymous No.2815085]

>>2815080
>>2815081
EXCUSES

[Anonymous No.2815089]

I've had experiences with spirits.

[Anonymous No.2815091]

No one need to convince you about afterlife or anything.

You were born, you live and you die and it has been like that even before you noticed it was like that. It's alright. And it's terrifying as well. But the terror and the freedom are attitudes that are born from us.

To some, knowing we'll die is worthy of laughter. That all the suffering in the world will one day end. That we are fortunate to have emerged from nothingness. The negative and the positive way to see this are the same thing: excuses for something that has always been like this.

Things will pass and if you did anything for 500 years, you'd be so over it, you wouldn't notice much different. You'd be tired of it. Because for every action there is a reaction and if something lasts for longer than it should, it becomes something else entirely on its own.

[Anonymous No.2815092]

>>2815085
look at this uneloquent, pea-brained response
you're going to have to do a better job proving your point if you want valid discussion

[Anonymous No.2815093]

>>2815089

[Anonymous No.2815135]

>>2815092
I am a catholic afterlife believing evolutionary biologist.


enjoy hell at least it is better than nothing

[Anonymous No.2815145]

>>2815093
Be careful what you wish for.

[Anonymous No.2815150]

>>2815063

if you can't find peace and satisfaction in this moment and the next, then an afterlife won't help you either, you will always be dissatisfied

also it's probably true that the universe will eventually recreate you, it did it once, nothing can stop it from doing it again, you are just a particular arrangement of matter---once matter takes on your "formula" then your consciousness appears and you live again

the time between your death and your next recreation will pass instantly (to your perception), even if it takes Graham's number amount of big Crunches and big bangs, eventually you will get recreated

[Anonymous No.2815153]

>>2815135
that's not a better job

[Anonymous No.2815156]

>>2815150

>Graham's number

>Indeed, the observable universe is far too small to contain an ordinary digital representation of Graham's number, assuming that each digit occupies at least one Planck volume

jesus fucken christ

[Anonymous No.2815159]

I have had legit precognitive dreams and know the difference between them and deja vu.
you cant convince me otherwise

[Anonymous No.2815164]

The human mind isn't designed for immortality, as much as it wants it. Death is the greatest driving force that the human race has. If we didn't have death, I don't see how art as we know it could exist.

[Anonymous No.2815165]

>>2815135
>indiscriminately believing in the statements and assertions of primitive, thousand year old nomads

[Anonymous No.2815172]

>>2815159
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.2815176]

>>2815164

why not? we would still find pleasure and pain in the world

there just wouldn't be as much shit to be depressed about, art would be happier

+:D

[Anonymous No.2815183]

how do you know death is the worst part of life if you havent experienced it fag

[Anonymous No.2815186]

>>2815176
this

fucking depressive hippies everywhere on this board
bunch of conservatives too

[Anonymous No.2815190]

>>2815183

death isn't something you experience, by definition

when you are, death is not
when death is, you are not


death is the end of experience, which is...the whole point and meaning of the word

[Anonymous No.2815191]

>>2815183
muh neuroscience

[Anonymous No.2815198]

-spend all day on 4chan
-complain we are too busy and there isn't enough time to do anything

[Anonymous No.2815199]

>>2815190
at least that isn't true, as my experiences with spirits show an afterlife exists of some sort

deal with it with your masochistic beliefs

[Anonymous No.2815202]

mayflies probably wish life was 80 years long

[Anonymous No.2815203]

>>2815165

>indiscriminately believing
>statements
>primitive
>thousand year old
>nomads

How wrong can you be?

>Implying I don't know this is trololol

[Anonymous No.2815205]

>>2815176
It seems that all great art is created with one purpose: to leave behind something after you're dead--to achieve immortality, as it were. If you already have that, what's the point?

[Anonymous No.2815215]

>>2815205
aesthetics you bumptious fool

[Anonymous No.2815229]

Life is only beautiful because of its transience.

[Anonymous No.2815241]

>>2815215
Aesthetics as we know them would be completely different or non-existent.

[Anonymous No.2815243]

>>2815229
Horrible excuse.

what are you? some sort of pseudo-intellectual teenager? HURR LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL FLOATERS THEY CAPTURE THE ESSENCE OF THE UNIVERSE WOOOO ITS ALL SO BEAUTIFUL

>while some kid is getting beheaded out in mexico because he refused to become a drug dealer
fucking faggot don't excuse that either or else you're just proving taoism is for sociopaths

[Anonymous No.2815244]

>>2815202
mayflies don't wish anything. they eat and fuck and die

[Anonymous No.2815245]

>>2815241
Says you, you fucking poofer.

[Anonymous No.2815250]

>>2815229
That isn't entirely valid. Life isn't really beautiful, life is just something you learn to appreciate.

[Anonymous No.2815251]

>>2815243
>thinks the good/bad dichotomy exists

stay fucking pleb you dumb christian spic cunt

[Anonymous No.2815252]

>>2815245
ah, the fine art of argumentation on /lit/

[Anonymous No.2815257]

>>2815251
>thinks anything exists

oh christ fucking plebs all up in this fucking board fucking summer ruining 4chan fuck you all dumb plebs

[Anonymous No.2815261]

>>2815243
oh I get it.

you're drunk.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.2815262]

>>2815251
I'll slit your throat and not even feel a thing.

I might just go knock down some laozi (more like lazy-cunt) and buddha (more like budfuckyourmom) statues.

>>2815250
fuck off with your bullshit you fucking hippie

[Anonymous No.2815266]

>>2815261
i dont drink as beer is bad for your health and tastes gross unlike pepsi

and i meant flowers not floaters

now convince me of an afterlife or you're a bunch of confirming atheists

[Anonymous No.2815267]

>>2815203
>christians are this poor at debate

you automatically believe in whatever bullshit was spouted from the mouths of primitive, two thousand year old nomadic jews running around in the desert creating shit to make up purpose. it's the same as greek mythology or native american/african/asian/aboroginal religions.

critical thought would, in contemporary situations, overrule such reckless buffoonery, but evidently you lack this human capacity, putting your consciousness on par with an ant's. you're a moron who has successfully rustled my patrician jimmies and i shit on religion

[Anonymous No.2815268]

>>2815244

yeah but i'm sure they'd prefer to keep doing the first two and not the third if they could express their preferences

[Anonymous No.2815269]

>>2815267
I'm glad this ugly annoying fucker is dead.

pic related, he seems to be enjoying his cancer lol hope his body enjoys worms while his soul enjoys hell fucking evil cunt

[Anonymous No.2815272]

>>2815269
i heard he converted on his deathbed

to islam

[Anonymous No.2815273]

Perhaps one of the most beautiful aspects of life is that it is so short—it makes each and every action you take have more meaning.

[Anonymous No.2815274]

>>2815262
fuckking dumbd ass cunting faggot yout mom was a fucking sumb ugly cunt whore and her rotten cunt is rotting away in the ground you ugly beta faggot vunt fucker spic wog chink nigger cunt

[Anonymous No.2815279]

>it's like I'm really on /b/!

[Anonymous No.2815281]

>>2815190

true say. but dying is an experience.

[Anonymous No.2815286]

>>2815274
OI M8 WOT U FAKIN SAY TO ME I SWEAR I OUGHT TO KICK UR ASS M8 FAKIN POOFER CUNT

[Anonymous No.2815287]

>>2815269
>>2815274

The best thing about these types of people is that they need no refutation; they make their own idiocy so blatantly visible.

The best thing about written language is that it makes it really easy to spot retards.

[Anonymous No.2815291]

>>2815273
typical sociopathlogic

[Anonymous No.2815297]

What the fuck is this shit? /lit/ didn't used to be like like this.

[Anonymous No.2815300]

>>2815291
If the amount of things you could do in life were infinite rather than finite each action would be less important. Many people might also be less motivated to actually do anything because they'd be convinced they'd have forever to do it. (This is something we already see even though we don't live very long lives.)

[Anonymous No.2815304]

>>2815297
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFAEu8rnOqE

[Anonymous No.2815305]

>>2815287
I agree-- consider yourself spotted.

[Anonymous No.2815306]

>>2815297
It's because we're forced to also serve as the de facto philosophy board.

[Anonymous No.2815308]

>>2815305
Is that supposed to be an em dash?

[Anonymous No.2815309]

>>2815300
>If the amount of things you could do in life were infinite rather than finite each action would be less important.

WHERE THE FUCK DO PEOPLE PULL THIS CONCLUSION FROM. FUCK YOU'RE STUPID

[Anonymous No.2815311]

>>2815306
no it's not. philosophy threads are not inherently this bad. philosophy threads are not making the rest of /lit/ bad. it's this bad because /lit/ is real bad right now because there's a bunch of idiots on because it's summer.

[Anonymous No.2815314]

>>2815311
>thinks the board isn't perpetually bad

fucking summerfags. just leave

[Anonymous No.2815317]

>>2815314
look at this, summerfag hyperbole.

get out of here super summerfag
is this your second summer

prob is m8

[Anonymous No.2815319]

>>2815309
I'm glad to see you posted a logical rebuttal to my opinion.

[Anonymous No.2815321]

>>2815319
>logic

jesus christ you're more far gone than I feared.

>>>/sci/

[Anonymous No.2815324]

[sandwiches No.2815325]

I'll be returning to the eternal Tao. What more can I ask for?

It's where I came from

Why are you so concerned about doing things? The mountains don't do anything and they live forever.

[Anonymous No.2815330]

>>2815325

qft

[Anonymous No.2815333]

>>2815324
holy fuck that's poorly made. anyway,

>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.2815337]

>>2815325
>>2815330
>adopting a random name for one post to make pathetic samefag seem legitimate

kill yourself

[Anonymous No.2815339]

>>2815325
Actually mountains come and go fairly often relative to the Earth's age, let alone the age of the Universe. You're a fucking dumbass.

[Anonymous No.2815341]

>>2815069
>there is no afterlife

That can't be verified. Doubt is your friend. Agnostic master race represent.

[Anonymous No.2815343]

>>2815341
>implying anything can be verified

you've just nullified all positions, including your own. nice "master-race", faggot

read more

[sandwiches No.2815345]

>>2815337
Naw, wasn't me.
>>2815339
At least the mountains don't cry about it.

[Anonymous No.2815351]

>>2815345
Who is crying here? And if they were, what makes it worse than not? You're fairly awful at this.

[Anonymous No.2815354]

>>2815337

huh?

[Anonymous No.2815355]

>>2815063

Just because we don't know what happened before the Big Bang, it doesn't mean there was nothing. We may be contained in something we just can't verify. Doubt is hope.

[Anonymous No.2815359]

>>2815341

[Anonymous No.2815363]

>>2815359
yeah and now you've found a way to feel smugly superior to all three

it is, so to speak, turtles all the way up

[Anonymous No.2815365]

we are spiritual beings having a human experience

[Anonymous No.2815366]

>>2815341
You can't verify that I'm not fucking your mom now.

[Anonymous No.2815370]

>>2815365
we are experiences humaning a spirit

[Anonymous No.2815371]

>>2815343
I don't have a position. I have doubt. Doubt is absolute. #swagnostic

[Anonymous No.2815372]

this thread has received 1 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival.

[Anonymous No.2815374]

the idea of eternal life scares the shit out me.

i wish life were shorter. i wish we reached sexual and physical maturity at age 5 and then died at age 10. then we wouldn't bother doing shit because we wouldn't have enough time to accomplish anything on our own. we would just eat berries and drink mulled wine and then fuck off forever and ever, amen.

[Anonymous No.2815378]

>>2815355
space and time are part of the same continuum. the phrase "before the big bang" is erroneous because time was created with the space.

not saying I'm an expert, but that's what physicists say about "before" the big bang

[sandwiches No.2815379]

>>2815351
OP seems to be crying. And what is the point of crying? It's ineffective. Might as well be happy even if its a lie.

One night a man had his horses stolen. The next day his neighbors came to see him and said "Your horses were stolen, this is very bad."

The man only said "maybe."

Not long after, the man's son tried to tame a wild horse. He fell and broke his leg. His neighbors came to him and said "Your son's leg was broken, this is very bad."

The man only said "maybe."

Not long after, a war broke out and when officiials came to enlist the man's son, they saw that he had his leg broken, and so he was exempt from going to war. His neighbours came to him and said "This is very good, your son doesn't have to go to war because of his broken leg"

The man only said "maybe."

[Anonymous No.2815380]

>>2815374
what would you do if a demon stole into your loneliest loneliness and etc etc etc

[Anonymous No.2815381]

>>2815372
the fuck are you doing
this is the worst thread in the history of /lit/

[Anonymous No.2815383]

>>2815374

if the human lifespan were just ten years would we ever even have discovered/cultivated berries in the first place?

[sand No.2815390]

>>2815379
this is an absolute great post and logical

[s No.2815393]

>>2815379
>>2815390
easterners like to samefag

[Anonymous No.2815394]

>>2815383
of course. berries grow out in the wild. eventually someone would come across them and be like, "hey, y'all, come partake in these balls of sweetness."

[Anonymous No.2815395]

>>2815374
I have the opposite fear, sinking into nothingness. I had a somewhat religious/spiritualist background. Out of curiousity, do you had any contact with religiosity in your childhood?

[Anonymous No.2815396]

>>2815394
>eventually someone would come across them and be like, "hey, y'all, come partake in these balls of sweetness."

that seems pretty likely, since i say that literally all the time

[sandwiches No.2815398]

>>2815393

[Anonymous No.2815400]

ONLY 2 MORE VOTES NEEDED
http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

[sandwiches No.2815408]

>>2815400
omg best thread evarr

please dont archive this piece of shit thread

[Anonymous No.2815406]

YES IT HAS BEEN ARCHIVED

FUCKING YES


> 4chan /lit/ >>2815063 archived 9 minutes ago

[Anonymous No.2815407]

>>2815395
i was raised catholic and i went to catholic school for 13 years but i can't say i was ever really religious. i was actually trying to become more religious / spiritual when the idea of eternal life being a terrifying thing hit me.

[Anonymous No.2815410]

>>2815406
>>2815400
>>2815408
does any other board archive threads ironically

because lol

[Anonymous No.2815414]

>>2815407
also, even though this will sound incredibly pathetic, i even went so far as to ask god to kill me and to make it so that my soul dies as well because i don't want to experience an afterlife, even if that afterlife is heaven.

[Anonymous No.2815417]

>>2815407
>>2815414
thats fucking cool

you sound like a cool dude (unironic)

[Anonymous No.2815418]

The ironic shitposting in this topic puts /jp/ to shame, actually a pretty funny ass thread.

[Anonymous No.2815419]

>>2815408
Maybe.

HAHA USED YOUR "LOGIC" AGAINST YOU

FUCK EASTERN "THOUGHT"

LAOZI GOT LOGICALLY DESTROYED BY MODERN PHILOSOPHERS ANYWAYS

[Anonymous No.2815422]

As the 100th post, OP here, I can safely say after reading a few experts from the bible and being moved quite much I know my callin now.

[Anonymous No.2815423]

>>>Ask an immortal normal guy anything

[Anonymous No.2815425]

>>2815063
>and i'm not a estrogen soy eating faggot so no eastern thought allowed
Well, that's your own problem, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.2815428]

>>2815422
i hope you've realized you don't have one, never have, and never will
thick idiot

[Anonymous No.2815438]

>>2815428
but i do and i said so
what are you? fucking king of the world or something?
jackass thick dunce you are
reported

[sandwiches No.2815439]

>>2815419
> laozi got destroyed by modern philosophers

You don't say?

[Anonymous No.2815442]

>>2815438
>reporting
>lit
lol'd hard
you know nothing, prole

[Anonymous No.2815450]

>>2815442
you stupid cunt fukin pooboy i am my dad well my dad is a forutune 500 comapny execuvited and i have a screenshot and copy of this post and thread and you bette be eating shit whe ni show up or else

my bible is my calling better be prepared for the storm you superprole

[sandwiches No.2815459]

how does it feel that this piece of shit thread will be archived eternally and out last your pathetic shitty life op?

??????

[Anonymous No.2815461]

>>2815439
I'M A BUDDHIST
SON OF A BITCH WESTERNER
WESTERNER IS PIG
DO YOU WANT PHILOSOPHY?
DO YOU WANT INTERCONNECTEDNESS?
WESTERNER IS PIG DISGUSTING
IMMANUEL KANT IS A THIEF
FUCKING WEST

[Anonymous No.2815463]

>>2815459
>eternally

lol entropy

[Anonymous No.2815473]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NAvy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top snuper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with my precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're paying the price you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[Standard Toaster !TOASTdnWDc No.2815478]

He looks like Jake Gyllenhaal.

[Anonymous No.2815486]

I've been kicking ass since the dawn of time......

[Anonymous No.2815489]

>>2815473
Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.

[Anonymous No.2815490]

No one sacked up and met me i see. you just proved my point, you're a bunch of pansies who just talk without backing it up. i'm willing to let you go on with your pointless sarcastic threads abotu fail trolling and cancer this and cancer that, just admit that u shoudlnt have interrupted me in the first place if u were too p-ssy to back it up. admit that and i'm outa here to a place where people appreciate what my struggle is about. how can u call the threats empty when i am offerring to meet up and everyone who disrespected me is too chump to do so? i just think, if u are going to get up the sack to disrespect me, u should at least have the sack to meet up and back up the words tonight u can meet up with me at the new york city subway station, gate 5, 8pm tomorow. ill be there to catch the L to a doctor appointment at 8, but i'll get there earlier so we can settle up, 6pm? 7pm? way to shoot out insults while i am not even 100 % healthy. u guys are really stand up guys. whatever. keep on with your bs. all i know is i gave a location and what i looked like and what ill be wearing. u can say it's fake all u want, but it isn't. no one will come see for themselves. to tell u the truth, i am exhausted from all this. ill just let u guys keep on with the insults and chalk it up to you all just being internet wannabe thugs. ill just go back to talking about the wire with my therapist. i am exhausted from saying the same things over to u pansies

[Anonymous No.2815493]

>>2815490
I FUCKING WISH YOU WERE HERE MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY ID COME TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND FUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. I GUARANTEE YOU WOULDNT STEP FOOT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE. YOU ARE A FUCKING LONG HAIRED, NO LIFE, PATHETIC, CANT EVEN LOOK SOMEONE IN THE EYES WHEN THEYRE TALKING TO YOU, BITCH. THAT SHOWS YOU HAVE NO BALLS. YET YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT MY ASS, I DONT THINK IM A GREAT FIGHTER, BUT I GUARANTEE IVE BEEN IN MORE FIGHTS THAN YOU AND I WOULDNT HAVE TO TRY TO KICK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU. ALSO HAVE FUN FUCKING THAT FAT UGLY BITCH, YEAH IM TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOM, SHES FUCKIN HIDIOUS. NOW I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU, BECAUSE I WILL PISS YOU OFF ENOUGH TO HIT ME, THAN I WILL BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU, AND KICK YOU WHEN YOUR DOWN. DONT THINK BECAUSE YOUR TALL PEOPLE WILL BE SCARED OF YOU, SIZE MEANS NOTHING IN A FIGHT, ITS EXPERIENCE. ID SAY YOUR BEST BET IS GOING FOR MY BALLS, LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH THAT YOU ARE, AND BRING A KNIFE, THAN YOU HAVE A CHANCE. YOU CAN ALSO BRING A FRIEND AND ILL KICK BOTH YOUR ASSES AT THE SAME TIME. WOULDNT BE THE FIRST TIME. IM NOT TRYING TO BE TOUGH, I WOULDNT HAVE SAID SHIT, BUT TO SAY SHES DISGUSTING, IS A JOKE WHEN YOU STICK YOUR DICK IN A COMPLETELY HIDEOUS FAT BITCH. I DONT TALK SHIT, I WILL BITCH YOU OUT WHEN I SEE YOU AND YOU WONT DO A FUCKING THING, WHITE TRASH PUSSY.

[Anonymous No.2815506]

>>2815478
can't unsee

just watched Zodiac, actually. Fincher is such a kewl dewd

[Anonymous No.2815508]

>>2815339
This is true. The Himilayas and the Rockies are mad young, son. The Canadian shield is actually the basement of an ancient mountain range that may have been taller than the Himilayas, pending this possibility can be reconciled with earth's specific gravity.

[Anonymous No.2815513]

marry me sandwiches

[Standard Toaster !TOASTdnWDc No.2815519]

>>2815506
What, uh..
What's with all the butthurt in this thread?

[Anonymous No.2815523]

>>2815519
why the fuck would you quote that post you dumb cunt. he didn't seem butthurt at all you huge toaster fucking homo cunt

[Anonymous No.2815525]

my ding ding dong

[Standard Toaster !TOASTdnWDc No.2815529]

>>2815523
I was asking him simply because he replied to me. I wasn't implying he was butthurt. In fact, he seems to be one of the few people who aren't butthurt in this thread.

[Anonymous No.2815530]

>>2815529
why dont you believe in god?
is he too feminist for u?

ive seen ur chemy books

[Standard Toaster !TOASTdnWDc No.2815531]

>>2815530
That's actually the exact reason. I disagree with his feminist views.
Nobody's ever guessed that before. I'm impressed.

[Anonymous No.2815535]

>>2815531
Intresting, ive seen that you have a sister as well? an older one.

did your mom ever act strangly when you were around ur dad and she around u both

[Standard Toaster !TOASTdnWDc No.2815537]

>>2815535
Your question doesn't make much sense.
Did my mother ever act strangely when I was around my father and she was around us, too?
Not that I can remember, no. Why?

[Anonymous No.2815541]

>>2815537
because she might of pooped ur deck lol

jokes on u now

meet me at the playground at 4 33 pm tomarrow
prepare to meet ur maker

[Standard Toaster !TOASTdnWDc No.2815544]

>>2815541
k c u then bby

[Anonymous No.2815969]

>>2815390

This was probably just lifted from Charlie Wilson's War

[Anonymous No.2815978]

This is the worst thread in the history of /lit.

[Anonymous No.2815995]

wot

[Anonymous No.2816002]

when i was at work before i was worrying about death really badly and then for some reason i just became fixated on the thought "death is cool" and felt like on an emotional level that i was really glad i would get to die because it would be sweet.
idk what this means but that is my cool anecdote

[Anonymous No.2816004]

>>2815063
>ctrl+f transhumanism
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Why? This is basically your only hope at an extended lifespan and/or some form of immortality, OP.

[Anonymous No.2816005]

i've been stuck with seeming immortality for a while now.

death matters if only because it gives you a frame of reference wherein you have to complete something. it's like elster's version of artistic constraints: it's there to help limit the endless potentiality of a scattered life.