/lit/ - Literature

[CØRåX No.2811632]

>Tfw you'll never have an cute, quirky, bookish, artist girlfriend who wears black rimmed glasses, and drink coffee and smoke cigarettes with her in your grungy East Village apartment while discussing art, history, philosophy, then making love with her for hours, well past midnight, and after you've both climaxed several times, lying in your messy bed together lighting up another smoke, knowing that everything is okay, even if only for the moment

[Anonymous No.2811636]

cool fantasy bro

[Anonymous No.2811637]

Thank god. I'd rather read a book.

[Anonymous No.2811639]

made me cry, OP.

At least we can dream about such a girl, right?

[Anonymous No.2811643]

>>2811632
Already did this, and hung around the arty east of part of London. It was shit, and I'm embarressed I was ever one of those people.

[Anonymous No.2811645]

>tfw when you report OP for making threads that belong in /r9k/ and /soc/

[Anonymous No.2811646]

>Smoking
>OP in charge of health
Do you even lift?

[Anonymous No.2811648]

>>2811645
bravo.

>tfw there are sad bibliophiles and authors who smoke compulsively and you are not one of them

[CØRåX No.2811650]

She also has to have 'unkempt' or 'slightly tousled' hair

[Anonymous No.2811651]

Why would you want that? Sounds vapid as hell, just a pointless hipster fantasy.
Also, smoking and sweaty sex sounds like it would smell nasty.

[Anonymous No.2811655]

>have a girlfriend
>take her out for food and walks
>have sex for hours
>talking for more hours
>miss out on precious reading time

fuck that

[Anonymous No.2811656]

>wears black rimmed glasses, and drink coffee and smoke cigarettes with her in your grungy East Village apartment
>jesuschristhowhorrifying

[Anonymous No.2811660]

>tfw I have a cute, quirky, bookish, writer friend who is a girl, who might be a possible future gf, who wears parade jackets and doesn't pollute her body, and when we meet up, we discuss theatre, writing and sex. And when I'm with her, even getting lost is perfect.

[Anonymous No.2811665]

>>2811660
>who might be a possible future gf
>we discuss theatre, writing and sex
I hate to break this to you... you're just friends

[Anonymous No.2811669]

Men are for intellectual discourses, women are for sex.

[Anonymous No.2811672]

>>2811655
>take her out for food and walks
You're thinking of a dog, man.

[Anonymous No.2811673]

>people who've never spoken to a woman for over a minute

[Anonymous No.2811674]

>>2811660

[Anonymous No.2811683]

OP is high school.

[Anonymous No.2811687]

pic related

[Anonymous No.2811691]

Pic also related

[Anonymous No.2811693]

>>2811687
But prettier and less slutty.

[Anonymous No.2811695]

>>2811632
>tfw you fufill all of the requirements, but you're overweight, so men with irrational standards don't even look at you.
Yeah. Keep talking.

[Anonymous No.2811696]

Smokers fucking stink

[Anonymous No.2811700]

>>2811695
If that's really the only problem, you probs need to lose some weight.

[Anonymous No.2811703]

Had this for 6 months until a few days ago if you substitute Bushwick for the East Village (this isnt the fucking 80s pal)

[Anonymous No.2811708]

stay impotent /mu/

[Anonymous No.2811711]

>implying you don't have to be celibate to be seriously discussing philosophy
>implying a girl wearing black rimmed glasses and drinking coffee will know anything valuable about art

[Benny Profane !!muO1YE/mn/J No.2811712]

>implying

[Anonymous No.2811719]

>tfw when I'd rather have a cute, quirky, bookish artist girlfriend who wears black lipstick, drinks tea with me in my off-Main Street victorian manor while discussing art, history, philosophy, then snuggling with me on the pillows in my raja-styled parlor.

[Anonymous No.2811726]

>>2811700
Why do I have to loose weight? I'm not trying to be bitchy here, but why don't those of you trying find girlfriends to stop calling everything that weights more than 50 kilo a landwhale? I'm nice, smart and funny. I'm not ugly, I'm easy going, I can cook, I have good taste in music and films, honestly, I have to look like Emma Watson too?

[Anonymous No.2811728]

>>2811719
you're probably living in some shithole town if you live off of main st.

[Anonymous No.2811732]

>>2811719

>black lipstick

I'm 13. I'm mall-goth. It's the 90's.

[Anonymous No.2811733]

>>2811726
Personally I'd prefer a stupid but good looking gf than an intelligent but uhly one.

[Anonymous No.2811734]

>>2811726
how much do you weigh, femanon? I had a chubby gf for years, loved her, didnt care about her weight. Not everybody's looking for a skinny-ass bitch.

[Anonymous No.2811736]

>>2811726
So you weigh how many kilos?

[Anonymous No.2811739]

>>2811726
>I have good taste in music and films
I bet you have a good taste in food as well fatty

[Anonymous No.2811740]

>2811734

>being a nigger
>dating a race traitor

Just gross shit all around, you probably engage in homosexual behaviour as well.

[Anonymous No.2811742]

>>2811726
Moving on...

>tfw
nothing. This thread belongs on /r9k/

[Anonymous No.2811743]

>>2811732
>>2811719

[Anonymous No.2811744]

>>2811733
A Spell for Chameleon deals with just that.

[Anonymous No.2811746]

>>2811739
You bet your ass I do

[Anonymous No.2811747]

>>2811728
Or an idyllic New England hamlet.

[Anonymous No.2811749]

>>2811726
You're just asking for abuse, be it intentional or unintentionally degrading.

Physical appearance is not a definitive matter. Conscious perception greatly alters how people appear. I've met more than one woman who I found to be of mediocre or subpar attractiveness, but as time went on I found more and more attractive due to her charm/charisma/intelligence and personality in general. Anonymous forums do not allow for this kind of relationship, so it's pretty much impossible for people to judge others off of anything except for their immediate impressions.

[Anonymous No.2811751]

>>2811728

Main street, in my town, is the center for the historic district, where aging - but cultured - yuppies clash with artsy faux-ne'er-do-wells, all surrounded by urban architecture from the late 19th century. It's actually pretty boss. Since no one is willing to put in the upkeep work on most of the surrounding manor houses, they're going for cheap. Most expensive one is only 400k and that's onyl because everything in it has already been refurbished.

[Anonymous No.2811753]

>>2811747
>idyllic
>New England
There's a reason it's named after a shithole with terrible weather

[Anonymous No.2811757]

>you will never be a pretentious pseudo-intellectual who has an ugly unemployed girlfriend

feels good man

[Anonymous No.2811766]

>>2811726
Why are you trying to get with morons that waste time on 4chan? Unless you weigh 200 pounds, go out and be confident in your body. Curves are delicious.

[Anonymous No.2811778]

>>2811766
You physically disgust me. The amount of work required to stay slim (for a female) is extremely low. Believe it or not, looking like a plump little Nurgling speaks volumes of one's personality—laziness and lack of ambition are not attractive qualities.

Stop encouraging this poor woman to slide into a fetid spiral-plunge of obesity.

[Anonymous No.2811788]

>>2811778
Does anyone have the /fit/ picture that goes from fit to skinny fat, builtfat, and then obese?

She may benefit from this jpg

[Anonymous No.2811793]

>>2811643
what do you mean by 'arty'? drug junkie hipster bisexual pseudo-anarchist?

[Anonymous No.2811795]

>>2811793
He means Camden.

[Anonymous No.2811797]

girls like that are a dime a dozen

[Anonymous No.2811799]

>>2811695
>irrational standards
how is asking you to lose weight irrational??

[Anonymous No.2811808]

Guys, I really want to get laid for not being special or working hard at anything! Fuck this gay earth

--OP

[Anonymous No.2811812]

>>2811744
>tfw you reference to a book on /lit/ and no one seems to get it

Its cool guy, I had the hots for chameleon too

[Anonymous No.2811814]

>>2811793
>drug junkie
>drug junkie
>drug junkie

Sheltered child detected

[Anonymous No.2811825]

>>2811799
If I asked you to make your penis bigger, because I think it's too small, is that rational?
You're asking someone to change something about them because it doesn't suit you personally.

[Anonymous No.2811830]

>>2811778
What about depression or medication?

[Anonymous No.2811831]

I'd settle for any girlfriend, really.

[Anonymous No.2811832]

>>2811795

Camden Town isn't even close to East Ldn, Brick Lane maybe. I was there the other day, fucking "boutiques" that find a tshirt in a charity shop, buy it for a penny and resell it "retro vintage" for a hundred pounds. Sums up the vapidness that is hipsterdom.

[Anonymous No.2811837]

>>2811719

Do you live in CT?

[Anonymous No.2811838]

>>2811825
comparing dick enlargement to weight loss is what irrational is, love.
anyway, if you aren't full blown landwhale(and unlike what you think the limit for most guys isn't 50kg) you have most likely encountered many guys that have been attracted to you.

[Anonymous No.2811851]

Fuck all of you, i'm beautiful. There's nothing wrong with us big girls, you misogynists just want us to look like the anorexic girls in your boys magazines.

[Anonymous No.2811853]

>>2811837

I like in the south, NC way.

[Anonymous No.2811855]

>>2811825
Penis size is genetics, weight is not. (dont give me any thyroids bullshit)
Stay mad female, men dont like excuse makers. Weight is easily controllable, stop acting like its as intrinsic to your nature as race or eye color.

[Anonymous No.2811868]

>>2811851

>filename

[Anonymous No.2811871]

>tfw when you don't fall for that cutesy hipster girl bullshit

>tfw you're smart

>tfw when you have taste in women too

[Anonymous No.2811872]

Doesn't have to be interested in books or anything you mentioned, OP.
Looking like this would do it for me, I'm not greedy.

[Anonymous No.2811876]

>>2811726
Personally, I find physical activity to be extremely attractive. Much more than 'good taste' and 'niceness'.
The fact is, most people with 'good taste' just browsed /mu/ or /lit/ for a week and got a few suggestions, it doesn't say anything about them as a person.
Being healthy shows that you're determined, intelligent (at least, enough to care about your health), healthy, take good care of yourself, and have lots of energy. If you really want to be attractive, you need to work towards it. Things like taste are a nice perk, but the things like intelligence, honesty, and having a good body are what matters in a relationship, and all of those take hard work.

[Anonymous No.2811879]

>>2811632
I've had two of these OP. Go kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.2811881]

>>2811808
>tfw 808s & Heartbreak

[Anonymous No.2811882]

>>2811632
In love it all but quirky. I prefer my artsy girls to be down-to-earth

[Anonymous No.2811891]

>girl is trying to talk to me at a party
>tell her "excuse me" and talk about Borges with some dude with a jew fro

[Anonymous No.2811894]

>>2811881
>tfw 808s & Heartbreak
Are you talking about what I think you're talking about?

[Anonymous No.2811896]

>>2811876
my nigga.

[Anonymous No.2811900]

>>2811726
>>2811726
>Why do I have to loose weight? I'm not trying to be bitchy here, but why don't those of you trying find girlfriends to stop calling everything that weights more than 50 kilo a landwhale?

I know I haven't been part of this discussion, but I'm not fat. So I'm not going to date someone below my value as a human being. I happen to be intelligent and genuine as well, but I also care about my body. A woman who is so lazy that it ruins her appearance simply does not deserve the glory of my 4.5 inch penis.

[Anonymous No.2811902]

>girl is trying to talk to me at a party
>she's fat
>ignore her and continue doing pushups while reading Infinite Jest on my Droid.

[Anonymous No.2811917]

>>2811876
>Being healthy shows that you're determined, intelligent (at least, enough to care about your health), healthy, take good care of yourself, and have lots of energy. If you really want to be attractive, you need to work towards it.

mfw I look fucking great. I don't work out, my diet consists of coffee, alcohol and cigarettes, but I am quite toned because I spend hours in warehouses and clubs, pounding the dancefloors while on various combinations of stimulants.

[Anonymous No.2811923]

>>2811896
Glad to see you agree.
In my experience taste means very little compared to actually being healthy. Also, when you hit middle age/marriage you're going to balloon up if you don't live a healthy life style, I would not want to be in a long term relationship with an unhealthy intellectual.

[Anonymous No.2811932]

>>2811917
>I am quite toned because I spend hours in warehouses and clubs, pounding the dancefloors while on various combinations of stimulants

>I am quite toned because I am 5'10" and 120lbs

ftfy

[Anonymous No.2811933]

>>2811876
Do most people not realize this?

[Anonymous No.2811940]

>>2811917
>but I am quite toned because I spend hours in warehouses and clubs, pounding the dancefloors while on various combinations of stimulants.

That's still working out, although prolonged use of stimulants can't be too healthy. You should probably cut back on the cigarettes too.

[Anonymous No.2811943]

>>2811940
What's the point of living longer if you're not living?

[Anonymous No.2811949]

>>2811943
>defines living as poisoning his body

OK.

[Anonymous No.2811958]

>>2811949
Death is inevitable, many actions bring it closer. One may become so obssessed with living for the sake of a longer existance that one dare not cross the road or leave the house.

[Anonymous No.2811959]

>>2811949
Defines living as having the most amount of fun today instead of worrying about tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.2811960]

>>2811933
Judging from all the "tfw no patrician gf" threads on /mu/ and that hambeast we had earlier, apparently not.

>>2811943
I'm not telling you to stop dancing, I'm not even telling you to stop using drugs, you should just cut back on the more poisonous ones.

[Anonymous No.2811962]

>>2811959

Fuck you. It's because of your shitty mentality that my parents never got health insurance for me, or put any money away for my education.

[Anonymous No.2811963]

>>2811958
Yeah that doesn't give you a valid excuse to be a shithead though.

[Anonymous No.2811966]

>>2811962
>It's because of your shitty mentality that my parents never got health insurance for me, or put any money away for my education.

>Angst
>You are a disappointment and a failure

>Eat shit, kid

[Anonymous No.2811968]

>>2811726

Where do you live? We should meet up and make sweet tender love down by the fire.

[Anonymous No.2811969]

>>2811966

What? Just because you're on 4chan doesn't mean you have to greentext everything, shit. Try complete sentences, please.

[Anonymous No.2811974]

>>2811687
No. For one she's smiling. A pseudo-intelectual whore would have this arrogant look on her face, as she were above all.

[Anonymous No.2811975]

>>2811691
2/10 would not bang

[Anonymous No.2811977]

>>2811831

get over here bro

[Anonymous No.2811980]

>>2811969
>Just because you're on 4chan doesn't mean you have to greentext everything, shit.

>Just because you cam out of Mommy's vagina doesn't mean she has to shell out thousands of dollars so that you can smoke weed and read postmodern shit for 4 years.

[Anonymous No.2811983]

She just has to be a 7/10+ and I'm okay.

[Anonymous No.2811987]

>tfw I live OP's fantasy

[Anonymous No.2811988]

>>2811983
>She just has to be a 7/10+ and I'm okay.

What about the girl 2nd from left?

[Anonymous No.2811992]

>>2811988
Bad photo quality so I can't make an accurate judgment, but she seems average to me. 5/10. Strictly Average Joe material.

[Anonymous No.2812004]

what the actual fuck is wrong with you /lit/

[Anonymous No.2812013]

>>2812004
>not what the theoretical fuck
2/10

[Anonymous No.2812030]

>>2811747
>New England
>idyllic

Foriegner detected. You probably think people actually call Boston "Beantown"

[Anonymous No.2812031]

>>2811639

they exist, just not around guys like you

[Anonymous No.2812046]

>have a girlfriend
>we do all this
>every day

By the way, I'm a girl.

[Anonymous No.2812064]

>>2812046
Fat lesbo bitch hog!

[Anonymous No.2812081]

>>2812064

Bookish girls are anorexic, not fat.

[Anonymous No.2812087]

>>2811650
Finally someone understands

[Anonymous No.2812110]

>tfw want to take up smoking and drinking so i can be an artistic patrician

[Anonymous No.2812112]

>>2812110

If you're not yet smoking and drinking you shouldn't be on /lit/.

Seriously.

[Anonymous No.2812115]

Christ OP, I actually laughed out loud. The picture was the real capstone to your comic achievement.

[Anonymous No.2812119]

>>2812112
You can't be serious. Low and behold, the scum of the literature community.

[Anonymous No.2812127]

>>2812112
This.

[Anonymous No.2812128]

>>2812119

Get a load of this puritan, everyone.

[Anonymous No.2812130]

Please delete this thread.

[Anonymous No.2812169]

>>2811988
If she got in better shape I would definitely date her.

[Anonymous No.2812178]

>>2812169
You mean the one on the far right?

[Anonymous No.2812260]

>>2811726
no, i don't honestly give a fuck unless you are full landwhale or have a face like the hunchback of notre dame - in fact i would bang naughties with someone like you anyday. let's get to it.

[Anonymous No.2812269]

sounds like you just want a man with a vagina

[Faggots errywhere No.2812369]

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[Anonymous No.2812385]

>>2811871
>his face is my face

[Anonymous No.2812503]

>>2811853
Holy shit, where in NC?

[Anonymous No.2813705]

>>>/r9k/