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>Bored last night, the male humours are acting up
>post a casual sex ad entitled "Cougars, etc." which reads as follows:
"I can, I simply can't. The dilemma? I simply cannot get myself interested in girls my age, precisely because they're *girls*, not women. Be fit. Pics would be greatly appreciated and gladly reciprocated."
>Responses this morning, to critical acclaim
>"Oooh, steamy post" and "We're on the same page, babe."
>I'm having sex this weekend with a 9/10 MILF
>mfw words got me laid

I guess this is how Byron felt.

>> No.2798412

>yfw when your mom shows up unexpectedly at your house this weekend

>> No.2798414

gotta post the pic of her, my good op. Beauty isn't meant to be sequestered.

>> No.2798419

>I guess this is how Byron felt.

probably not tho

>> No.2798430

she will have a penis

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>>2798430
OP here, and bi. I put up a m4m ad, haven't gotten a response yet.

I wouldn't be totally opposed to her having a dick.
>2012

>> No.2798472

>>2798443

>>2798414

>> No.2798476

Well, op, show us the photograph of said cougar, what are you waiting for?

Where did you post the ad, by the way?

>> No.2798480

>>2798476
seconded.
sauce or gtfo

>> No.2798491

You put that shit on craigslist? I didn't think that kind of thing still flew there.

>> No.2798505

Post a pic of said milf
fucker

>> No.2798514

I've acquired numerous students from Craigslist. Thank you based Craigslist

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>>2798491
> I didn't think that kind of thing still flew there.

Casual encounters section.

>> No.2798550

>>2798491
You have to give them your phone number for shit like that now to verify it

>> No.2798574

>>2798550
Actually, the phone number thing only happens like once in every 20-30 postings.

Even then they just text you a number to enter then delete your number from their records. If you really don't want to give it, you can stop making your ad, then make another one until it doesn't ask.