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Penguin Classics novelty covers

>> No.2787192
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I suggest Twentieth Century for the author and Garamond itatlic for the title.

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>>2787187

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>>2787187
>>2787187

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>>2787235

ahaha

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>>2787258

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>> No.2787272

>>2787258
I actually cracked up.

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Which program are you guys using to edit these?

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>>2787370

photoshop

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>>2787372
Is there a free version? Sorry to sound like a newfag but I've always just used mspaint to edit shit

>> No.2787380

>>2787378
Paint.net is free. Otherwise pirate Photoshop.

>> No.2787381

>>2787378

Gimp

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>>2787381
>>2787380
thanks

>> No.2787389

>>2787378
Try PhotoFiltre. You can do a lot more stuff than with Paint and it's free.

>> No.2787390

>>2787348
badum-tsssss

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>>2787348

Best yet.

>> No.2787447

>>2787432
>yfw she will play the main character in the film

>> No.2787449

The point is to use classical/classic works of art to juxtapose a ludicrous choice for Penguin Classics books, you dumbfucks. Do you people just not understand humor?

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>> No.2787463

>>2787451
>>2787454
>>2787455
>>2787456
Yeah, you don't understand humor. /lit/ is like /b/ now, when it isn't a repost, it's even more boring than a repost.

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>> No.2787467

>>2787463
>you don't understand humor
>/lit/ elitists

>> No.2787470

>>2787447

Both of the 2 main characters are male, so that would be hard. Maybe Ann Kittenplan though. I reckon she was hot.

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>> No.2787472

>>2787463
Get over yourself.

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>> No.2787477 [DELETED] 

>>2787463
>taking humour seriously

rule of thumb. 1 out of 10 will not make you laugh.

>> No.2787486

>>2787475
this was for

>>2787235
>>2787258
>>2787348

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>>2787472
Get over myself? My point is this thread is dumbasses masturbating to their attempts at wit.

>>2787477
My gripe is that only 1 out of 30-something even got me to crack a smile and it's a picture of a retarded kid that vaguely resembles a famous physicist.
And I'm done griping. I'll leave the swine to their shit.

>> No.2787493

>>2787489
Nice picture. Make it yourself?

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>> No.2787524

>>2787489
>you don't understand humor
>dumbasses masturbating to their attempts at wit
>a picture of a retarded kid that vaguely resembles a famous physicist [was the only one that was funny]

Your sense of humour is clearly far more nuanced than anybody else's.

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>> No.2787531

>>2787429

love this one!

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>>2787489

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>> No.2787610

>>2787406
is that obama or bush
... or both?

>> No.2787614

>>2787467
>>2787472
>implying these retarded memegenerator style posts >>2787456 >>2787454
>and a redo of a joke that doesn't even really make sense this time >>2787451
>are funny

Cmon fuck a guy

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>>2787610

It's a mix of Bush and Obama.

>> No.2787619

>>2787615
That's scary shit right there
I don't quite agree with the obama-bashing though, (only saying this because that photo looks like it bashes both parties) as I think he is at least trying.
It's difficult to get things done on a system that is even slightly corrupt, especially when that corruption is mainly at a high level, too.
I also think he is playing the game, even though he said he wouldn't, because he wants to get re-elected. Hopefully that will change next year if he is re-elected, because he won't need to worry about re-election.

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>>2787619
>I think he is at least trying

Trying to blow up the children of those Israel opposes and destroy American civil liberties.

>> No.2787642

>>2787348

Laughed hard.

>> No.2787646

>>2787614

I know, it's stupid, what can I say? I'm not all that witty

>> No.2787662

Is there a text layer within the png file so that you can edit the text using the text tool, or do you have to match colors, then black out the area where the text is placed on the template and then place the new text?

>> No.2787672

>>2787662

I do the latter

>> No.2787685

>>2787638
>>2787615
>>2787615
>>>/pol/

>> No.2787686

This thread will require archiving.

>> No.2787689

>>2787686

http://fuuka.warosu.org/lit/thread/S2787187

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this was fun

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>> No.2787712

>>2787200
This thread is making me feel dizzy.

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>> No.2787722

>>2787352
2deep4u apparently :(

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>> No.2787728

>>2787703
the best by far.

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>> No.2787760

Shouldn't the book title and author be real (at least)?

>>2787638
That image makes me RAGE every time I see it.
I fucking lose my sense of decency and turn into an animal.

>> No.2787773

>>2787429

Lolol this is great

>> No.2787789

Laughed at these
>>2787195
>>2787730
>>2787703
>>2787429
>>2787357
>>2787351
>>2787258
There are a couple others that are okay.

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too lazy to do any new ones.

>> No.2787815

>>2787447
Who is she...?

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>>2787962

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>>2787966

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>>2787974

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>>2787978

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>>2787983
I have made many other but these are the one that woth posting

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lel

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moot should write this!

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>>2787699

>Caravajjio
i <3 u

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lol

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>>2787567

>that felling when
>summer

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>>2787370

After over 9000 drunken hours in MS paint, I can confirm You're doing it wrong.

>> No.2788610

>>2788407
What´s the original painting?

>> No.2788614

>>2788610

Looks like Hieronymus Bosch to me, but I can't be sure.

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>>2788143

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>>2788603

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>> No.2789865

>>2789859
>Uylsess
You almost had it! Redo it, please!

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>> No.2789873

>>2788610
the trumph of dead by some dutch named peter

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>>2789865

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Am I 2deep4u yet?

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>>2790072

Nup

>> No.2790097

>>2788143
I'd read that shit.

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>> No.2790296

>>2787200
I can't believe I'm the first to comment on this one. Genius.

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>>2790696
>>2790698
>>2790717
I think you misunderstood the assignment.

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Thanks for taking the time to inform me about this misunderstanding ,however it is not.
I am fully aware that this is not the implicitly required humorous reponse to OP's shout for glory, but rather a simple artistic cover crafting exercice.

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>> No.2790786

>>2787187
>ITT: People who don't know how to scale images for web optimization.

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>> No.2790920

>>2790892
this looks great as smaug's portrait! (my favourite escher painting)

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>>2790898

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>> No.2791027

>thinly veiled art thread


just post the pictures, assholes!

>> No.2791047

>>2790752
>>2790752

you ruined this thread by being essentially humourless.

>> No.2791052

>>2791047
omit 'essentially'

>> No.2791058

This thread was funny and good until the posts with fashionable art as covers rather than wit or satire.

Way to ruin something good with pretension.

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>>2791047
>not being existentially humorless

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>> No.2791241

>>2791210
Should have used "A picture of the autist as a young man"

>> No.2791246

>>2791058
>implying it was funny

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>> No.2791322

>>2790995
it's "Being and Time" (SEIN UND ZEIT) you dolt

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>> No.2792134

JESUS FUCK. learn to scale these images people.

>> No.2792152

>>2791322
It's Being on Time and Being.

>> No.2792159

>>2791322
that's not the common english translation.

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