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/lit/, w-w-will y-you g-go out w-with us?

-/mu/

>> No.2761207

PLEASE WE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED A GF

-/mu/

>> No.2761210
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2761210

No.

>> No.2761211

oh god i'd just like to apologize on behalf of /mu/ for this off topic thread please don't hate us ;_;

>> No.2761212

Look at me! I reported this to nonexistant /lit/ mods!

>> No.2761213

Make life your girlfriend.

>> No.2761216

You're as unmoderated as we are! It's a match made in... well, somewhere.

>> No.2761217
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>>2761201
>>2761207

>> No.2761218

sorry for the shitposter /lit/

-/mu/

>> No.2761219

If your taste in music wasn't so pleb then I think we could have been great together. I'm sorry.

(didn't we go to the ball with you guys?)

>> No.2761221

wtf you big faggot how are -we- feminine?

/mu/ writes the shittiest lyrics, plays the shittiest tunes, in general adheres to nothing acceptable or culturally relevant in higher social circles, hanging off pitchfork zeitgeist proclamations like an eager illuminati wife

you gay bois are the chicas if we aren't just butt fucking like little homos prone to do

>> No.2761222

This is bad for everyone involved. Think heroin mixed with heavy metal and science fiction.

>> No.2761224

>>2761213
Life can't be both drug AND gf!

>> No.2761225

>>2761221
The implication was that /mu/ is full of betas and has a crush on /lit/, you don't have to take it so offensively.

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2761226

Sorry /mu/. We already taken.

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>>2761226

>> No.2761230

>>2761221
but:
>tfw no gf

I knew our bad taste in music would be our downfall. I knew it.

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2761238

Does /lit/ have feels

>> No.2761249

>>2761238
/lit/ has only autism not feels

>> No.2761250

>>2761238
Everyone has feels, it's just that some people are a little more restrained, and a little more mature than just endlessly shouting them at other people and demanding sympathy like a bunch of sad, pouting 5 year olds.

It's shit like that that makes you unattractive. Grow up.

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>>2761238

>> No.2761252

we've liked you for a long time /lit/

couldn't we just get one date?

please?

>> No.2761254

>>2761238
No! Don't show them our true form! They'll never go out with us now!
God damn this spaghetti!

>> No.2761256

>>2761225

wtf do you even read my posts?

no, you're a sucka nigga, prolly wanna suck a nigga, fucka nigga, bendin' down to fuck a nigga, custard catchin' strudel-flat lova nigga

so fuck on out nigga

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2761257

I still remember the day /mlp/ came between us.

>> No.2761260

>>2761253
original content pls do not steal

>> No.2761267

b-b-back dat ass up

>> No.2761280

I can just imagine it now /lit/, we'd be sitting in our tiny apartment in the LES discussing the merits of using biographical details to help analyze a work of art while listening to Puccini and then you'd accuse us of having a gay tryst that one time in Europe and eventually you'd leave us for someone else because we were just too withdrawn and forlorn.

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>>2761280

>> No.2761290

>>2761280
You'd suggest we do that then we'd spit in your face and tell you to get out of our yard. You ain't good enough for us booiieee.

>> No.2761293

>Implying /lit/ is capable of any emotions apart from loathing and rage

>> No.2761297

Hey /lit/ you guys seem to do pretty well with keeping on topic over here. Perhaps you could help us out?
>>>/mu/26032213

>> No.2761298

>>2761290
Come on, /mu/. Let's head on home. We're
obviously not wanted here. /lit/, uh... if you ever
change your mind, you know where to find us.