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I am more hilarious than you are.

I'll break bank as a comic. Let me know your name.
I will mention you off handedly in my routine as
a stock character for one of my musings.

Thanks.

>> No.2759576

Darryl Harris

>> No.2759574

Tao Lin

>> No.2759584

Thanks Darryl Harris.

>> No.2759586

Thanks Tao Lin.

>> No.2759592

>>2759586
no problem buddypal

>> No.2759605

Aleksei

>> No.2759607

Email me photos of your face if you are interested in taking this to the next level. I will feature rough descriptions of your faces in my routines. Do this if you are uncomfortable with me using your name but would like to he featured in my acclaimed performances anyway.

Thanks for the inspiration.

>> No.2759615

Thanks Aleksei.

( I think I will main protagonize you. ;) )

>> No.2759623

>>2759607
Can I have a picture of your face? I bet you're fucking cute, you seem really sweet.

>> No.2759627

are you funnier than that one african american whos all like
"errbody got dat one dude at a funeral who tryin to get revenge.my cousin told me "who killed her?" i say "cancer" "o yeah den tell dat nigga Cancer that I'm lookin fo his ass"
he was in soul plane i forgot his name. youre not funnier than him he is so funny

>> No.2759634

>>2759627
Fuck off, Stan.

>> No.2759641

Yes I am funnier than him. Don't worry about it.

I believe I am cute on good days.

>> No.2759644

>>2759634

Lol. D&E seems really upset at you today. What did you do satan?

>> No.2759657

>>2759644
>>2759627
stan samefagging lol

>> No.2759661

>>2759644

haha. He's just the typical depressed shut in... Everyone was making fun of him one day and he kept thinking it was me samefagging and so i guess this is his little revenge...i feel bad for him though tbh.

>> No.2759667

haha see what i mean?>>2759661

I think he thinks its working...

>> No.2759669

Lana Del Ray

>> No.2759674

>>2759641
Aleksei, post some pics of yourself. They don't have to be naked ones.

>> No.2759680

Thanks Lana Del Ray.

>> No.2759678

>>2759657
Stan. I keep laughing whenever I see that.

>> No.2759686

>>2759680
it's REY you faggot

>> No.2759691

I'm sorry. I will make the correction in my log.

>> No.2759696

>>2759691
your poo?

>> No.2759702
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2759702

:V

>> No.2759710

The solution is to stop tripfagging.

>> No.2759737

Aleksei, I want timestamp'd tits, please. They'll make my fapping all the more easier.

>> No.2759746

>>2759737
I think Alekseis a guy. I'm bi anyway so don't mind, a timestamped cock or tits is fine.

>> No.2759752

I am not circumcised.

More names please. Include surname for bonus marks.

>> No.2759764

>>2759746
A non-discriminating pedophile.
How nice.

>> No.2759811

>>2759764
Hey! I'm not that much of a pedophile.

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2759834

>>2759811
Good to know.

>> No.2759837

If you are a pedophile or any other specialist then I will consider your names of more value than the others. Please take this into account when giving your name.

>> No.2759864

Alastair.

>> No.2760174 [DELETED] 

Haha that photograph of the toddler in butterfly is cute!

>> No.2760200

I don't want to live with you over my head

>> No.2760588

Beth Roderick

>> No.2760728

Thanks Beth Roderick.

>> No.2762774

Another name for another time