/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.2741297]

>eating raw meat

[Anonymous No.2741301]

>eating meat

absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.2741310]

why is 75% raw considered "perfect"?

[Anonymous No.2741322]

>>2741310
It isn't. The person who made the image is, presumably, in favor of that.

[Anonymous No.2741332]

I think medium is best.

[Anonymous No.2741342]

>>2741310

>filename

[Anonymous No.2741347]

>>2741310
Technically, it's supposed to have all the flavor of the raw meat, plus the charred outside, yet the heat has broken down the tissue enough that it's tender, and enough juice remains that it hasn't started to get dry.

This is hard as fuck to do right.

[Anonymous No.2741364]

>not eating almost-carbonized hyper-well-done
>2012
ishygddt

[Anonymous No.2741394]

>>2741310
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=809UNNTGDhM

[Anonymous No.2741402]

>>2741394

He is literally autistic. I mean, can he not understand that people have different tastes, and if somebody wants the steak well done, he likes it well done?

Seriously what a fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.2741404]

>>2741402
Mad well-done eating faggot

why are you eating steak in the first place if you want to burn all taste and texture out of it?

[Anonymous No.2741410]

>>2741404

Where did I say I like it well done (I don't)? Sorry but I'm not on your level of stupidity that I'm going to argue about which steak tastes objectively better, I don't fucking care, grow up.

[Anonymous No.2741412]

>>2741404
Why are you eating steak in the first place when you could be chomping down some live cattle?

[Anonymous No.2741413]

>>2741412
humans have evolved to prefer rare cooked steak, which is why its called "The perfect steak"

[Anonymous No.2741417]

>>2741413
Which is why the Ubermensch's choice is well done.

[Anonymous No.2741418]

>mistaking myoglobin for blood

If you complain about the redness of your steak and you are not 12 years old then you should be ashamed.

[Anonymous No.2741421]

I eat my steak rare.
>guaranteed replies

[Anonymous No.2741437]

>>2741421
I'm a vegan
>guaranteed replies

[Anonymous No.2741442]

>>2741437
How do you pronounce that?

[Anonymous No.2741459]

>>2741442
with a lisp

*rimshot*

[Anonymous No.2741468]

No man who has hit puberty should eat a well done steak. It is a disgrace, mildly put.

[Anonymous No.2741472]

>>2741468
>implying all pubescent males should be faggots that go on about "blue steak" or other such nonsense

[Anonymous No.2741477]

>>2741394

i see nothing wrong with this. they asked well done, then complained that it was actually well done? what the hell?

[Anonymous No.2741490]

>>2741472

I have no idea what you are talking about. My first statement is still true, however.

[Anonymous No.2741508]

>>2741459

[Anonymous No.2741513]

>>2741477

burned != well done, you knew that, and the chef knew that, but you won't get over yourselves about it

[Anonymous No.2741520]

>>2741513
Don't order well done if you don't want a well done steak, faggot.

[Anonymous No.2741523]

hey wait a second this is /lit/

[Anonymous No.2741527]

>>2741523

It's actually a /ck/ embassy at the time.

[Anonymous No.2741536]

>>2741523
Check the filename. It works on every board.

[Anonymous No.2741537]

>>2741513

it only looks burned because of the way they cook these steaks, searing them out to keep the juices in. even if it's rare it's going to look like that on the outside.

[Anonymous No.2741539]

>>2741520

WELL DONE IS NOT BURNT

I hate you. I hate you!

[Anonymous No.2741549]

I genuinely thought I was on /sp/ then

[Anonymous No.2741550]

>>2741539
Of course it is. Asking for well done is like asking for your shrimp to be put in a blender first

[Anonymous No.2741559]

>>2741549
you've obviously been missing the clapping threads

[Anonymous No.2741562]

>>2741550
>2012
>not drinking shrimp smoothies

YGSIU

[Anonymous No.2741566]

>>2741559
>mfw americans clap after they make pig noises