/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.2737879]

This is the only place safe for farting.

Write a short story or poem about farts.

[Anonymous No.2737882]

>>>/d/ loves farts

[Anonymous No.2737892]

Hello, I come from /jp/.

[Anonymous No.2737893]

Is this really the new fart board?

[Anonymous No.2737894]

>>2737892
Me too.

[Anonymous No.2737895]

>>2737892

Welcome, fellow /jp/er.

[Anonymous No.2737897]

>>2737893

janitor here doesn't give a shit about anything and is cool; so yes.

[Anonymous No.2737899]

>>2737897
I say. We make this place league of legends board now. Vayne thrills Vayne feels.

[Anonymous No.2737902]

Joyce, thou shouldst be living at this hour
And so thou art. Nor losest grace thereby;
England has need of thee, and so have I—
She is a Fart. Far as the eye can scour,
League after grassy league from Lincoln tower
To Stilton in the fields, she is a fart.
Yet this high cheese, by choice of fenland men,
Like a tall green volcano rose in power.
Plain living and long drinking are no more,
And pure religion reading "Household Words",
And sturdy manhood sitting still all day
Shrink, like this cheese that crumbles to its core;
While my digestion, like the House of Lords,
The heaviest burdens on herself doth lay.

[Anonymous No.2737905]

Why do we have to have such a shit janitor over on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.2737908]

>>2737905
He is like Stalin. It makes me wonder how many clicks it takes from him to delete a thread.

[Anonymous No.2737914]

ironic fartposting is still fartposting

[Anonymous No.2737915]

[Benny Profane !!muO1YE/mn/J No.2737919]

The wind in gales came screaming out below
A rush of heaven softened by those cheeks
That puckered rose unclenched in belching throes
And whispered heaven's song between her knees

If naught but this pale flesh in which I'm masked
and drowning, gods, I'd pray to leave it so
The waltz we dance 'twixt ivory cheeks of ass
Is heaven fleshmade screaming down below

And when the lifeseed sputters from its cask
To paint the rose in pucker belching true
The harpsong rings out velvet and her gas
Is crowning our embrace, this sweet milieu

The rose in shudders belches out her last
On knees, I'm cheekwrenched, fixed 'neath iv'ry ass

[Anonymous No.2737925]

>>2737919
please tell me this is oc

[Benny Profane !!muO1YE/mn/J No.2737927]

>>2737925

Fresh out the oven, all for you, /lit/.

[Anonymous No.2737931]

>>2737927
might i suggest a nightshift, or perhaps overtime?

[Anonymous No.2737936]

James Joyce IS /lit/ and he loved farts too

http://loveletters.tribe.net/thread/fce72385-b146-4bf2-9d2e-0dfa6ac7142d

"t every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women."

[Benny Profane !!muO1YE/mn/J No.2737937]

>>2737931

What exactly are you getting at, kind sir?

[Anonymous No.2737941]

>>2737936
Is this real?

[Anonymous No.2737943]

>>2737937
oh nothing, nothing at all! i assure you nothing at all

[Anonymous No.2737944]

NSJ does it again

[Anonymous No.2737945]

>>2737936
That is art.

[Anonymous No.2737946]

>>2737941
Absolutely

[Blackbear !kySZvIxYHA No.2737948]

>>2737941
Yes, it's from one of Joyce's infamous love letters.

[Benny Profane !!muO1YE/mn/J No.2737949]

>>2737943

[Anonymous No.2737961]

>tfw James Joyce tongue-punches your fartbox.

[Anonymous No.2738530]