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2735932 No.2735932 [Reply] [Original]

I dislike many of you immensely.

>> No.2735945

Relax. Close your eyes. You're in a safe environment. Breathe deeply. Now, to try to visualise the sheer immensity of the fuck that I don't give. Its alright, don't panic. Calm and peaceful, calm and peaceful. Breathe. This is going to take a while, it is enormous.

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I dislike more of you than OP does.

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>>2735945
wordy tryhard child itt

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>>2735972
>doesn't understand words of more than 3 syllables

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>>2735932
You used the wrong pic, OP.

>> No.2736025 [DELETED] 

>>2735998
to be fair, "visualize" is 4 syllables

>> No.2736052

>>2736021

Aw, that's so sweet. Thanks, I like spending time with you, too, bro.

>> No.2736053
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You would think a literature board on 4chan would be the most pretentious place on the internet. From time to time I feel I need a healthy dose of smug superiority, but this only works if you're in a community where people aren't utterly glib.

Turns out this place is for edgy dillitantes to jerk off with their ignorant and poorly thought out reasonings on entry-level existentialism. Fuck me

>> No.2736087

>You would think a literature board on 4chan would be the most pretentious place on the internet.

It would be, if it had any education at all. This is actually one of the stupidest boards on 4chan. /sp/ officially power rated you guys at No.4 for "boards which don't know shit about their subjects". /fa/ and /fit/ were 1 and 2.

You guys officially know NOTHING.

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>>2736053

>> No.2736144

>>2736087
>/sp/
>Intelligent
Pick one.

Anyways, I always thought that /lit/ was above most of the rank and file of the majority of 4chan. /sci/ probably being the smartest board here.

I think it all comes down to the fact that we're all retarded fuck heads arguing over who is dumber.

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>>2736087

>tfw the jocks are mocking the nerds for their lack of education.

>> No.2736149

>>2736141
Jesus christ, that chinese boy is ugly.

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>>2736147

>> No.2736169

>>2736144

>/sp/
>Intelligent

select dos.

/sp/ is one of the brightest boards.

/tg/ is actually the most knowledgeable and informed. Even /sp/ agreed - they got the 900000000000000000000000004 rating

>> No.2736175

>>2736144
>/sci/ as the smartest board is the biggest myth that exists about 4chan. There's a few chill graduate students solving problems and then just bumptious teenagers who profess their intelligence without backing it up.
bit like here

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>>2736149
Have you read my new book? You should read my new book, it's good.

>> No.2736181

>>2736169
/sp/ knows nothing about sports. Its large user-base means there's always someone who actually knows something but for the most part it's just retarded.

>> No.2736188

>>2736175
>>2736175

bit like here

Except for the chill grad students, or anyone who's ever read a book beyond Catheter in the Eye.

>> No.2736191

>>2736181

/sp/'s book threads are usually better than the ones on /lit/.

they've usually read the books they talk about, and they don't use the whole thing as a cock-waving contest

>> No.2736194

>>2736180
tao lin I want to become you, can I write a novel about that?

>> No.2736203

>>2736191
Are there really cock-waving contests on /lit/? For the most part I see it as a huge piss-take. Maybe you should taking /lit//&yourself so seriously.

>> No.2736205

>>2736203
*stop
fuck it anyway

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>>2736194
You can write about that. I think that I might be autistic but I have written many books, more than two. You can write about anything.

>> No.2736215

>>2736203

*stop

>> No.2736217

>>2736203
I agree. The metaphoric cocks on this board are virtually nonexistent to begin with.

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>>2736203

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>>2736180

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>>2736228
No, I'm not new here, pal. I'm just a kinder, more understanding person than you.

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my favourite kind of thread

>> No.2736372

I dislike it when

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>>2736258

>not new
>just a kinder

>mfw you're americunt and don't know how funny that actually is in several languages.

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>>2736487

LEL! Aw, leave the kinder alone.

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And I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!

>> No.2736528 [DELETED] 

>>2736487
Du bist schwul.I did it on purpose.

>> No.2736532

>>2736487
It was intentional. See, a little self-deprecation isn't a bad thing. One must have a sense of humour. You wouldn't understand seeing as you're a continental, possibly even German.

>> No.2736538

>>2736087
/lit/ suffers because all of the information discussed here still has meme-status. It's a Burkean Parlour, with not very many people here contributing outside information. The majority of users don't know anything about literature, don't study literature, and don't have any really bookish friends. They come to /lit/, ask what to read, get assigned the /lit/ canon, and really only learn how to navigate this board's extremely limited discourse.

>> No.2736544

>>2736487
Is that the hot chick from 8 1/2?
>inb4 every chick in that film was gorgious

>> No.2736554

>>2736544

It's Diana Rigg - she's older than your grandma. I'd still do her though.

Then again, I'd do your grandma dead or alive

>> No.2736553

>>2736538
No, you fucking prats. This is not what happens. This place is just a joke. And not all the jokes are memetic as you implied. We do not try to have any sort of discourse other than this gigantic joke, excluding situations where two, or three posters get into a tightly shut-off discussion of something. Outside information is not provided because it's a piss-take, a merry dance. There is no information to provide, we only laugh.

>> No.2738005

bimp

>> No.2738062

And the world, will be better for this.
That one man, scorned and covered with scars.
Still strove, with his last ounce of courage.
To reach, the unreachable star

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>>2736510

>> No.2738240

Is there any way to make this a better board?

>> No.2738298

>>2738240
Wait for children to go back to school.

>> No.2738313

>>2738298
you silly, we leik discussing boks so we are still guna com here in class coz werks like so boring and we all hav internets on or phones naow.

>> No.2738327

there are like 4 people on this whole board what are you talking about

>> No.2738344

>>2738313
the children that rather be on /lit/ than class are the ones who will inherit this place, they deserve it

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>>2738298

>> No.2738366

>>2738364

So, so true.

>> No.2738373

>>2738364
Summerfags are the ones complaining about summerfaggotty. /lit/ is boring all year anyway.

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It's okay OP, I dislike me too.