/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.2725054]

>"He reads books...in his spare time!"

[Anonymous No.2725056]

yep

[Anonymous No.2725057]

That picture's been around for years. Those women will have been impregnated and consequently ruined - aesthetically and vaginally.

[Anonymous No.2725059]

You know, /lit/ is one of the easiest boards on 4chan to troll, and you've made a piss poor job of it. 0/10.

[Anonymous No.2725063]

>"He always carries books around and reads by himself. Wow what a nerd. I bet he's a virgin."

[Anonymous No.2725065]

>>2725059
If we are so easy to troll, then how come nobody is getting trolled?

[Anonymous No.2725066]

>>2725059

>/lit/
>easy to troll

/lit/ is one of the hardest boards to troll

[Anonymous No.2725069]

>>2725065
>>2725066
>dat delusion
So many 200 post threads come from "female authors", "continentals a shit" and other bullshit.

[Anonymous No.2725076]

>>2725065
This is hardly a trolling attempt. Seems more like tongue-in-cheek, poking-fun-at-ourselves sort of humor.

[Anonymous No.2725077]

>>2725069

>It's actually undergraduates posting their sincere opinions

[Anonymous No.2725081]

>>2725077
Sad but true.

[Anonymous No.2725089]

/lit/ is stultifyingly easy to troll. I've never seen people so credulous, on the internet.

[Anonymous No.2725103]

>girls laughing at you for reading books
No thanks. You aren't the kind of girls I want to spend any amount of time with.
Go invest some more of daddy's money on some vacuous overpriced "big named" handbag. That should keep you happy, for a little while at least, with your unimaginably boring existence

[Anonymous No.2725105]

>>2725089
summerfags every fucking where

[Anonymous No.2725112]

>>2725103
thanks for reinforcing the /lit/ stereotype

[Anonymous No.2725119]

>Oh my god, like what is he doing?
>It looks like he's reading or something.
>Is that, like, a book?
>Oh my god what a fucking loser!
>I can't believe he would read where someone could see him!
>He's obviously, like, a virgin.
>That is SO gross. Like, oh my god.

[Anonymous No.2725120]

>>2725112
My pleasure.
Now for my next trick, I'll fist a reindeer.

[Anonymous No.2725121]

>>2725069
A few posters making a lot of noisy posts is not equal to 'the board getting epic trolled'.

>>2725112
Why are you here?

[Anonymous No.2725122]

>>2725103

Equating materialism with boredom is stupid, stop being stupid. Anyway, don't you know that most of the figures whom this board idealises lived terribly boring lives?

[Anonymous No.2725123]

>>2725054
>"actually I write them"

And from thereon the game was mine.

[Anonymous No.2725127]

>>2725120

>fist a reindeer

OMGLOLL!!111ONE!! SO RANDUM XXD!

[Anonymous No.2725131]

>>2725119
>not naming the girls
>"so lazy Odaratia!"
>"I know right Tucks Medicated Pad!?"

[Anonymous No.2725132]

>>2725121
lol this guy thinks /lit/ has integrity or something.
no. /lit/ is trollbait, plain and simple.
i can't for the life of me think why you believe otherwise.
what a massive faggot.

[Anonymous No.2725133]

>>2725105

that isn't even cogent. Go be a moron somewhere else

[Anonymous No.2725135]

>I've been reading Eugene Onegin by Pushkin, it's an awesome novel in verse about a moody Russian minor-noble
>Oh that's cool anon, what class are you reading it for?
>I'm not reading it for a class...
>Then why are you reading it?
>For pleasure...
>Oh...

True story.

[Anonymous No.2725147]

>''Careful around that one... he reads books......for fun.''

[Anonymous No.2725265]

>''Oh my god...he's reading Finnegan's Wake...in public!''

[Anonymous No.2725281]

>>2725265
I wasn't aware there was a back that went by that name. This song is good though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_k2GG-H_RU

[Anonymous No.2725285]

>>2725265

>Finnegan's

Considering the entire point of the book is the play on language, you'd thing people would at least get the title right when making fun of it.