/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.2717656]

Incoming! The roaches have awoken! To the battle-stations!!

[Anonymous No.2717657]

>Um, so far it’s an “A” in French and a “B-“in Econ.
>Oh, and what about Chemistry.
>Uh, I'm not sure, but midterms are in a few days so it could go up.
>Uh, so what's it at now?
>The grade?
>Uh, yeah.
>Uh, I'm not sure.
>But you just said it could go up?
>It just uh, I meant generally.
>You wouldn't be lying to me, would you Isaac?
>No.
>Then tell me the grade.
>I just told you, I-I don't know.
>Do you wanna take this little conversation, downstairs? No? Then tell me the grade son.
>Dad, the semester is only half over. There's plenty of time-!
>Isaac!
>It-ts a “D”.
>Oh, it’s a “D”, uh, I'm not angry, you know I'm gonna have to find a way to punish you though, right? I have my responsibilities as a parent, we'll start with something simple, tell ya what, you do the dishes and clean up the kitchen all right?
>Yeah.
>Good. Because I-I'd really like to see this place spotless. (Cup is thrown to the ground and shatters) Yeah you know. You know I wanna see this entire kitchen, ABSOLUTELY!(throws glass at Isaac) SPOTLESS! (Isaac looks horrified at his wound) Well that was your fault.
>YOU COULD HAVE BLINDED ME!
>Shut up! It’s a scratch! It’s hardly even-! (Isaac runs out of his house, grabs his bike and rides away.) Isaac?! ISAAC!!

[Anonymous No.2717658]

Reported.

[Anonymous No.2717659]

>>2717657

[Anonymous No.2717663]

>no problem with Rand or Hubbard
Coolio

[Anonymous No.2717665]

>>2717659
>Um, so far it’s an “A” in French and a “B-“in Econ.
>Oh, and what about Chemistry.
>Uh, I'm not sure, but midterms are in a few days so it could go up.
>Uh, so what's it at now?
>The grade?
>Uh, yeah.
>Uh, I'm not sure.
>But you just said it could go up?
>It just uh, I meant generally.
>You wouldn't be lying to me, would you Isaac?
>No.
>Then tell me the grade.
>I just told you, I-I don't know.
>Do you wanna take this little conversation, downstairs? No? Then tell me the grade son.
>Dad, the semester is only half over. There's plenty of time-!
>Isaac!
>It-ts a “D”.
>Oh, it’s a “D”, uh, I'm not angry, you know I'm gonna have to find a way to punish you though, right? I have my responsibilities as a parent, we'll start with something simple, tell ya what, you do the dishes and clean up the kitchen all right?
>Yeah.
>Good. Because I-I'd really like to see this place spotless. (Cup is thrown to the ground and shatters) Yeah you know. You know I wanna see this entire kitchen, ABSOLUTELY!(throws glass at Isaac) SPOTLESS! (Isaac looks horrified at his wound) Well that was your fault.
>YOU COULD HAVE BLINDED ME!
>Shut up! It’s a scratch! It’s hardly even-! (Isaac runs out of his house, grabs his bike and rides away.) Isaac?! ISAAC!!
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[Anonymous No.2717677]

Jesus christ, it's like all of you woke up at the same time.

Yuropoors waking up in the afternoon to shit post. Typical.

[Anonymous No.2717680]

>>2717677
>yfw murrifats clap when they don't sage in shitposting threads

[Anonymous No.2717727]

Anyway, Roach-Slayer here, I'm going to sign off /lit/ for now: enjoy being boring and shitty without me.