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2695631 No.2695631 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: Authors we would gladly be intimate with.

Include picture and/or time of their life you would mist like to be with them, e.g. Carson McCullers when this picture was taken.

>> No.2695642

let's talk about her books instead

i thought the part in the heart is a lonely hunter where john singer gets all the people who've been paying visits to and none of them really talk and it's awkward was both really unexpected and really true to life in an awesome way

>> No.2695641

>ITT: Authors we would gladly be intimate with.

OK, seriously, we've had at least three of these threads in the past 12 hours or so.

>> No.2695646

>>2695642

gets together*, whoops

>> No.2695644
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2695644

Patricia Highsmith, whenever this picture was taken. Pretty, playful and a damn passable writer of adventure fiction.

>> No.2695649
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2695649

nigga i don't care what instagram effect youre using; she ugly.

>> No.2695656

>>2695649

you're just mad that she wrote not one but two southern coming of age novels that were better than other voices other rooms

>> No.2695660

>>2695649
That picture is unedited. Notice how OP said "be intimate with" and not "fuck". You talk and lie in bed together; obviously she'll be interesting you shallow bastard.

>> No.2695664
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2695664

Jizz in ma pants.

>> No.2695669

>>2695644
>playful
Playful my arse, her contempt for everyone and everything was legendary.

>> No.2695670
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2695670

mfw all the women I'm attracted to are gay

>> No.2695673
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>>2695656

too bad that's all she could write about.

>> No.2695681
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2695681

When he was young.

>> No.2695685
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>>2695660
>You talk and lie in bed together

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4

>> No.2695692

>>2695681
>not posting a name
>not even posting a name in the filename

i hate you

>> No.2695702
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2695702

>>2695685

>> No.2695706

>>2695692
Everyone knows Bret Easton Ellis.

EVERYONE

>> No.2695710
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2695710

DAVID
FOSTER
WALLACE'S
CORPSE

>> No.2695713

>>2695673

i ain't even mad

(i'm slightly mad)

(but ballad of the sad cafe would make for a pretty good counterexample)

>> No.2695714

I don't even care that she's 82. I would wreck Ursula LeGuin. And then afterwards I would make her tea and we would talk about eastern philosophy.

>> No.2695718
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>>2695706
Wrong! this is brett easton ellis

>> No.2695732
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2695732

I know she'd put out too because of them daddy issues.

>> No.2695736
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>>2695718
Nosir.
This is Bret Easton-Ellis.

>> No.2695742
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>>2695732
>>2695732
http://youtu.be/6hHjctqSBwM
>mfw

>> No.2695749
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>>2695736

Nope. This is Bret

>> No.2695746

these threads are boring

>> No.2695751
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>>2695736
No, this is Bret Easton Ellis.

>> No.2695753
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>>2695751

no, this is patrick

>> No.2695757
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>>2695749
Ladies and gentlemen, BEE

>> No.2695776
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>>2695757
Here's a picture of bet in his younger years

>> No.2695777
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>>2695753
No THIS is Ellis.

>> No.2695804
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>>2695777
Ellis + /lit/ = love 4ever

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>>2695804
Yeah well that's a shame because THIS is the real Ellis.

>> No.2695833

I'm confused.
Which one is the REAL Bret Bretston Brellis?

>> No.2695844
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2695844

>>2695833

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2695849

>>2695844

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>>2695833

>> No.2695856

>>2695849
I am 50-50 on this, is that a girl or a guy?

>> No.2695883

>>2695856
Would you let them suck you off?

>> No.2695916

>>2695883
>tfw David Foster Ellis's goatee tickles your penis

>> No.2695918

>>2695856
it's david foster wallace, one of the gnarliest glam rockers to come out of amherst college!

>> No.2695924

>>2695918
David Ellis and the Howling Fantods
Coming to a student's union near YOU!

>> No.2695927

>>2695883
No. Out of pure rage, I would jab my dick into his eye.

>> No.2695940
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2695940

why can't I hold all these dubs

>> No.2695947

>>2695940
john pls go

>> No.2695964
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>> No.2695976

>>2695964
>L.A. Candy
>A Novel

is this a threat?

>> No.2696000

>>2695976
be afraid.

it's the first in a trilogy, btw.

>> No.2696062

>>2695644
She was a comicbook writer at that time, which I guess makes her "waifu" material for quite a number of anons, spanning several boards.