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[SPOILER] No.2691046[SPOILER]  [Reply] [Original]

Are there any authors you would bang?


I'm not proud of this.

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I would take her by that long, long neck, and she would begin to flush, and she would choke out a "n-no, stop," but I wouldn't stop. Tears would run down her cheeks as I choked her, as I ripped through her hole until it was gaping and crimson pink. And when her crevice inadvertently tightened and her fluids squirted out, I would give her my seed and release my grip on her throat. She would gasp, tongue lolling, and I would say

"They will never call you Virginia again."

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Nothing to not-be-proud-of. They were all young once (Anne Rice, Patricia Highsmith, Anais Nin, Susan Sontag, Isobel Allende, etc) We're all going to age just the same. Might as well get used to beauty in repose.

>> No.2691120

>>2691094

That's the only picture where she looks good.

>> No.2691134

anne frank

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>>2691069

>yfw this is what fucked her for most of the 30s

;_;

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>>2691160
No, this is.

And why do you keep posting that old bag in all the women's threads? Stop it.

>> No.2691191

>>2691185

Still an ugly fuck.

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No Colette?

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Had a huge crush on Sarah Vowell circa 2004. This was mainly based on her playing Violet in The Incredibles. Maybe not so much these days, but if I had the chance, WTF not? (the "w" stands for "why")

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Mustn't forget.

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Probably considered more of an cartoonist, but she's cute.

>> No.2691266
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Bettany Hughes

Historian and author, don't know if that counts.

But I've been in love with her since I was a teenager.

>> No.2691276

>>2691266
If my memory's correct, she's made a couple of pretty interesting documentaries in the past. Deffo had an academic hard on for her.

>> No.2691280

>>2691266
there is a skunk on that woman's head

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>>2691266
Auww yeah!
I saw her on youtube a bit ago
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-ancient-world-with-bettany-hughes/4od

>> No.2691288

>>2691286
She never wrote a thing in her life.

>> No.2691289

>>2691237
I really liked Take The Cannoli, but I have yet to read any of her other stuff. The Wordy Shipmates sounded interesting.

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I wish I could save her in my time machine.

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>implying anyone else even comes close to waifu tier (except possibly Highsmith)

>> No.2691298

>>2691292

>encouraging miscegenation

Sure is cryptokike in here.

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>> No.2691300

>>2691298
You're just jelly of her mixed-race beauty my inbred friend.

>> No.2691302

>>2691298
gb2 /pol/

>>2691295
Hi Mangum

Also, Anais Nin is waifu tier.

>> No.2691307

>>2691287
>The service is not currently available in your area

Nooooooooooo, BETTANY..............

>> No.2691308

>>2691295
For some reason I feel like this would have a negative effect on the space-time continuum.

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>>2691280
wat

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JMG le Clezio?

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>> No.2691361

Hemingway all day erry day. I'm not going to google a picture, because everyone here knows what he looks like.

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More Chekhov because he was so beautiful and most definitely a saint.

>> No.2691371

Yes Snooki, author of Confessions of a Guidette

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Heine was pretty cute when he was young

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No Edna? Shame on you, c/lit/s.

Not only hot, but fucking dirty too.

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i've always been attracted to dark haired girls

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pic very related

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Why are there so few attractive looking authors, /lit/?

Being lonely moves people to writing?
Being socially isolated forces people to retreat into their creative minds?
Were all the attractive, strong authors too busy living life than observing?

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>>2692900
Tell me this guy is ugly.

>> No.2692903

>>2692900

implying tao lin isn't cute as a button

>> No.2692905

>>2692898
>pose for a picture book
>writer

pick one


also, I'd take it in the ass from chekhov and rimbaud. not gay though

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>>2692904
he's very handsome

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>>2691266
>Bettany Hughes
Are her books any good? I've been reading to read The Hemlock Cup, but I can't tell if it's more of a history/biography (which I'd love) or a novelization (which I'm not so interested in).

Also, I love Shafak.

>> No.2692914

you will never go back in time to have kierkegaard surrender his anus up to your cock

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This stud.

>> No.2692922

>that feel when straight male and have to pick authors you would bang based solely on physical attraction since there are no good female authors

wollstonecraft beauvoir vilar

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>>2691295
I'd semen-stain 'er mountain-tops, if you catch my drift.

>> No.2692962

>>2691266
divine women was a pretty good show

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8/10
would bang

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9/10
would bang

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mary karr. good enough for dfw, good enough for me. plus she's a total fucking nympho anyways. pictured at 22 talking to howard nemerov

>> No.2693016

14 year old girls posting shitty poems to their deviantart accounts:
would bang