/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.2653733]

Pick a team /lit/

No Bible God.

[Anonymous No.2653735]

Why no Bible God?

[Anonymous No.2653737]

/pol/'s stealth is win

[Anonymous No.2653743]

just choose shiva, yog-sothoth, or whatever
fuck your rules, we too smart for them, swag

[Anonymous No.2653747]

>>2653743

We're so edgy xddddd

[Anonymous No.2653748]

YHWH

[Anonymous No.2653749]

>>2653743

Makes no difference. /co/ have The Saint of Killers.

Game over.

[Anonymous No.2653751]

Cthulu, Harry Potter, Gandalf, The Shrike, Moby Dick, John Galt

we win

[Anonymous No.2653758]

>>2653733

>No Bible God.

But, but, but... /mu/ have jeebers. (and a refrigerator and a potato, granted)

[Anonymous No.2653760]

>>2653749

>his bullets never miss and will always kill
>mfw all his bullets are redirected at him and he dies

[Anonymous No.2653764]

>>2653760

They always hit what he aims for and he killed Jehovah with them. Besides, Batman will thwart any of your clever clever plots and strategems. Then Popeye will beat everyone up and superman will use his Super-Ventriloquism or something to make all the other teams say "I R A FAGIT" just for the lulz and to show how easy the fight is.

/co/ are going to win.

[Anonymous No.2653767]

>>2653764

Oh dear god did you just call that comics retarded shit-tier poser god "Jehova?"

Please be joking. Please be fucking joking. Otherwise you are a gigantic faggot.

[Anonymous No.2653771]

>>2653764
/a/ has ajimu. She can do literally anything.

[Anonymous No.2653773]

>>2653764

>Batman
>Yukari just summons a Demonbane version of SWAMP THING
>He beats Batman's ass
>yfw

[Anonymous No.2653774]

>>2653767

>Sits on a throne
>surrounded by angels and cherubim and seraphim
>cast the devil into hell

sounds like Bible God to me. Why so cranky?

[Anonymous No.2653776]

>Leader
Ulises

>Bruiser
Aquiles

>Sniper
Bellatrix

>Guard
Cerberus

>Special
Cthulhu

>Stealth
Hermione

[Anonymous No.2653777]

>>2653773

>thinking that Batman can be beaten

If Bane and Darkseid and whoever the fuck else couldn't beat him then I think he'll work out a Yukari (whatever the fuck one of those is).

[Anonymous No.2653781]

If you play Cthulu (who's pretty shit-tier amongst the Great Old Ones - Azathoth is the daddy IIRC) then /tv/ will simply summon Eric Cartman and then where will you be?

In Cthulu's tummy, that's where you'll be.

[Anonymous No.2653782]

>>2653774

>Sits on a throne

Well you see, now that's when you're wrong.

Also, lol did the angels look like beautiful women too? lolllll

[Anonymous No.2653784]

Anasûrimbor Kellhus as leader

[Anonymous No.2653785]

>>2653777

>Yukari summoning Swamp Thing
>Swamp Thing
>Kicked Batman with prep time in the ass

You clearly don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.2653787]

>>2653782

>Also, lol did the angels look like beautiful women too? lolllll

No - some of them look like coked-up TV producers. Do you have any idea what you're talking about?

Pic related - the dead person in front is an angel, the throne is a throne.and he just killed God and everyone else in Heaven

[Anonymous No.2653789]

the langoliers.
/thread

[Anonymous No.2653793]

Bruiser: Cú Chulainn

[Anonymous No.2653798]

This is what a certain angel looks like

Clearly, whoever wrote the comic has no fucking idea what he's writing about.

[Anonymous No.2653800]

KURT VONNEGUT IN BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

[Anonymous No.2653803]

>>2653798

Whereas you're an expert on angels? You've met your personal guardian, I'll bet.

fucking new-age whackjob

[Anonymous No.2653809]

>>2653803

He got that from here

http://www.cracked.com/article_18757_5-things-you-wont-believe-arent-in-bible.html

SoK is just a cowboy Kratos

[Anonymous No.2653810]

>Leader
Milton's Lucifer
Nietzsche's Ubermensch

>Bruiser
The Hero with a Thousand Faces

>Sniper
Existential angst

>Guard
Cain

>Special
Azathoth
Ahura Mazda
Aristotle's thought-thinking-itself

>Stealth
Laplace's Demon
Yog-Sothoth

[Anonymous No.2653812]

>Ricky Rubio
Did /sp/ get asked in the middle of the night or something?

[Anonymous No.2653814]

>No Bible God.
...and yet loads of the choices already made are predominantly from /lit/ material

[Anonymous No.2653816]

Who let /mlp/ in?

[Anonymous No.2653822]

>>2653810
>Hero with a thousand faces

Oh shit!

Hey, can we put Mary Sue in?

[Anonymous No.2653829]

>>2653812

I was wondering that too, especially since those guys hate Tebow like they hate soccer.

And wtf is going on with /mu/?

[Anonymous No.2653832]

You all realize that Superman Prime is basically Jesus and Goku combined right?

[Anonymous No.2653834]

>>2653832

Didn't Batman put Supes in the hospital though?

[Anonymous No.2653835]

>>2653822

Mary Sue is an unofficial insert character.

We can't.

[Anonymous No.2653838]

>>2653834

Someone post that picture where Superman tells batman that the next time Batman tried to punch him, he wouldn't move so all the bones in his body would break .

[Anonymous No.2653861]

Starter team.

[Anonymous No.2653866]

>>2653838

>implying that in that circumstance, Batman would be stupid enough to punch him again
>implying batman doesn't have enough Kryptonite in the batcave to actually rebuild the planet
>implying that Batman's super-power isn't "always wins"

[Anonymous No.2653871]

>>2653861

No Cthulu - Azathoth if it's an elder god.

And Sherlock Holmes? Seriously?

[Anonymous No.2653874]

>>2653861
Haha, excellent choice with Holmes.

[Anonymous No.2653882]

>>2653874

Well if you put Sherlock Holmes in, /jp/ might have to put in Bernkastel

[Anonymous No.2653889]

>>2653871
>No Cthulu - Azathoth if it's an elder god.
Don't worry. None of the other teams have a Norwegian fishing boat. We're good.

[Anonymous No.2653890]

>>2653871

/co/ fields "the world's greatest detective"
/lit/ fields the second greatest.

beta, thy name is /lit/

[Anonymous No.2653904]

>>2653890

jokes on you, Batman crossovered with Holmes and they tied.

[Anonymous No.2653906]

>>2653861
Bottom row is pretty good here I think, and I think the top row from here is perfect:

>>Leader
>Nietzsche's Ubermensch

>>Bruiser
>The Hero with a Thousand Faces

>>Sniper
>Existential angst

This would make a pretty good team. Unless you want to switch in Peter Wiggin somewhere...

[Anonymous No.2653914]

>>2653906

/mu/'s list is better. it pains me to say that, but it's true.

[Anonymous No.2653918]

>>2653906

Nietzsche's ubermensch as an actual specific entity?

Is everyone on /lit/ this fucking stupid, or just this guy?

[Anonymous No.2653921]

>>2653890
Some kind of omniscient version of the worlds greatest detective, at that.

Surely we can do better than this?

Think bigger. We need not gods but creatures beyond gods, creatures who have killed gods. Also, time travellers. It's hard to fight an enemy who just heads back in time and kills you before birth.

Shit...if there are time travelling characters from different universes out on the battle field, that could get confusing, especially if the rules of time travel were different for each.

[Anonymous No.2653927]

>>2653918

He selected three abstracts that you can't get even get a picture of. I think it's safe to assume he's an idiot.

[Anonymous No.2653931]

I thought we already agreed on an all-Shrike squad.

[Anonymous No.2653937]

>>2653918
Hi, welcome to reading comprehension 099. Let's examine the following: Oh wait, why don't you fucking examine it yourself. The ubermensch doesn't have to be any more of an "actual specific entity" than "Existential Angst" does to be a suggestion here, does it?

You know, scrap that, let's make our leader be "Bitchy self-serving hipster pseudo-elitists." Works well enough for /lit/, might as well be our representative to the rest of the boards.

[Anonymous No.2653941]

>>2653914
>implying that is our list
Ours had Thom, Varg, Jeff, Merzbow, #based god ultra swag, and Aphex Twin.
The one in OP always gives me a chuckle though.

[Anonymous No.2653943]

>>2653918
It's just a joke, yo. Along the lines of Popeye or Doomguy being phenomenally powerful. Existential angst being the "attacker from afar" is a silly play on being hobbled by ennui. It evokes a humorous image of some powerful dude being crippled by navel-gazing nihilism. Same with the ubermensch - he's the abstract concept of the most exemplary leader ever and the epitome of auctoritas and charisma.

Leave it to /lit/ to take THIS shit seriously.

[Anonymous No.2653944]

Stealth: The Stainless Steel Rat

I always hated this pic though, because I always thought the Rat was a black dude.

And I feel there should be a place on the team for Andrew Norton, the Prisoner of London, but I'm not sure where.

[Anonymous No.2653946]

>>2653943
>>2653943

If you're making jokes, it helps to make them funny - then people realise that there's a joke there. Just a hint. You'll get there in the end, sport.

[Anonymous No.2653959]

>>2653943

that angst bit doesn't make any fucking sense.

and that's not even what the ubermensch is an abstraction of. try again.

[Anonymous No.2653963]

>>2653959

>try again.

Don't encourage the fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.2653966]

>>2653946
I thought it was funny.

But lets get back on topic here. Would AM be a good decision?

How about the Monolith or Halman?

[Anonymous No.2653968]

>>2653946
If you don't find it funny, that's fine. If you wig out and call people out on their sarcastic suggestion that abstract, ill-defined or hypothetical concepts or individuals be used humorously as "team members" to fight other teams composed of video game characters who are only powerful on account of wonky in-game physics engines, I think you have a broken, autistic sense of humour. Or you are a pedantic douche. Either one is cool on /lit/.

>>2653959
/r9k/'s suggestion for a sniper was "that feel when no gf." The feel itself. If you can't see the joke behind this you are broken in the head.

And yes, that is the ubermensch. Master moralist, Apollonian and Dionysian fusion, amor fati. All great men have had the theoretical ideal of the ubermensch in them. That's the point. They are natural leaders because of their qualities.

[Anonymous No.2653977]

>>2653968

>autistic sense of humour
>pedantic douche

looks like you're right on point, over-fag

[Anonymous No.2653978]

>>2653968

>/r9k/'s suggestion for a sniper was "that feel when no gf."

But the arcanines are absolute faggots. Are you sure you want to bring them to your defence?

[Anonymous No.2653982]

>>2653978

And that's actually quite funny. Better than existential fucking doubt, anyway.

[Anonymous No.2653984]

>>2653978
It's just an analogous joke, man. Like I said, I don't care if someone doesn't find it funny, but it was distinctly douchey to hop on such a flimsy pretext just to call someone a retard. It's emblematic of this awful dilettantish board.

[Anonymous No.2653986]

>It's emblematic of this awful dilettantish board.

Jesus, and you're calling other people douches? You write like a cunt.

[Anonymous No.2653991]

>>2653986
And still, no matter how pretentious I might be, I'll never lurk /lit/ like a vulture looking for excuses to make meta lowercase shitposts about how someone is wrong and dumb, without ever contributing anything.

[Anonymous No.2653994]

>>2653991

>lowercase

Wait. This is an insult now? Or is it just this nutless prong?

[Anonymous No.2653996]

>>2653991

i will never contribute (or go uppercase)

[Anonymous No.2653997]

>>2653996
fyad post-fyad 4 life (except without the humor or timing or content)

[Anonymous No.2654000]

Don't put any Lovecraft since /jp/ will rape it.

[Anonymous No.2654003]

Put ice nine or ubik for special

[Anonymous No.2654009]

>>2654003
>/vp/'s Wobbufett uses counter to reflect ice nine at the other boards
>they all freeze permanently

[Anonymous No.2654029]

>>2654003
We can use the Ubik to protect ourselves from the Ice-Nine.

[Anonymous No.2654048]

I think we should use authors, not book characters.

[Anonymous No.2654051]

>>2654048
4/6 of our team killed themselves and only 2 lived past 50 (both of those killed themselves)

[Anonymous No.2654052]

Leader: Eru Ilúvatar
Bruiser: Typhon
Sniper: Artemis
Guard: Achilles
Special: Yog Sothoth
Stealth: Morgoth

Meh, I tried.

[Anonymous No.2654061]

>>2654051
Thus the file name.
Anyways, most of these guys could beat the other teams with one hand tied behind their back. I think this team would have a good shot at winning.

[Anonymous No.2654063]

>>2654061
Yeah, I'd probably change Camus for a Russian though.

[Nice No.2654097]

Good going guys

[Anonymous No.2654130]

>>2654048
>the sun was in my eyes
mysides

Let's go with this.
If not, who gives a fuck. We have books to read, children.

And why the fuck does /mu/ get Jesus and Anne Frank? I figure the potato, refrigerator and vacuum are from John Cage.

[Anonymous No.2654134]

>>2654048
>Ernest Hemingway
-Anti-Semitic (trumps /pol/'s jew stealth)
-Served in both world wars (Trumps Hitler)

>Yukio Mishima
-Was extremely influential in Japan, very conservative and well known around the world (Trumps /a/ and /jp/'s crap)
-Was a bodybuilder (ties /sp/)

>George Orwell
-Already killed an Elephant, should have no problem taking out most "brute force attackers" as well as animals like /mlp/ and /vp/
-Hardened war hero that fought fascists, probably able to kill half the people here, and take out /pol/

>Albert Camus
-Already fought with his demons (or lack of), could talk out /x/ no problem
-Killed an Arab like it was nothing, no doubt he'd be able to take out other races as well
-Ignored religion, beats Jesus

>Hunter S. Thompson
-He pioneered an entire field of journalism and made a living doing drugs and getting into adventures, he could fuck your shit

>Osamu Dazai
-He was able to device even his closest friends and family since he was a child, AND he wrote a book about it. He's clearly the superior option for stealth.

[Anonymous No.2654137]

>>2654130
ITAOTS. That is why they get Jesus and Anne Frank.

[Benny Profane !!muO1YE/mn/J No.2654138]

just leaving this here

[Anonymous No.2654141]

>>2654130
Most are from ITAOTS
Potato looks like the tambourine on the girls head
Jesus comes from King of Carrot Flowers Part 2
Anne Frank is a major theme throughout the album
The vacuum is from some shit band that sounds like a vacuum.

[Anonymous No.2654144]

>>2654134
>Osamu Dazai
Forgot to mention, he was angstier than bat-man, so he beats /co/

[Anonymous No.2654155]

>No Bible God.

hehe......the rest of the 4chan dislike our ancient group 3 team? It's......interesting how many religious we have in this image board...

(sorry, really bad english here)

[Anonymous No.2654159]

>>2654138
Yes. Every one of these dumb things should be answered with James Joyce.

[Anonymous No.2654180]

>>2653733
he's a writer... of sorts... sniper?

also obv. Cthulhu for our special.
Bruiser can be Moby Dick
>>2653861
this. Also leader, Captain Ahab or Captain Nemo?

[Anonymous No.2654181]

I don't understand why we need to choose writers. /v/ has a locked door and /mu/ has household appliances. Shouldn't we have an indestructible leather book cover for guard or some crazy plot device as our stealth?

[Anonymous No.2654193]

/pol/'s is the best. Pitting imaginary characters against each other is as amusing as playing with action figures. What's the point?

[Anonymous No.2654194]

>>2654181
Deus Ex Machina for stealth?

[Anonymous No.2654197]

>>2654181
Its funner that way.

[Anonymous No.2654270]

Once again proof that /mu/ is the worst board.

[Anonymous No.2654272]

>>2654270
I liked /mu/'s the most just because they didn't take this power level bullshit seriously

[Anonymous No.2654280]

>>2654272
>>2654270

I really like /mu/'s actually.

[Anonymous No.2654281]

>>2654141
>>2654280

Vacuum is My Bloody Valentine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf8j1bUgwJ8&feature=relmfu
Fridge is Sunn O)))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdeqvhxu7iI&feature=related

[Anonymous No.2654282]

let's choose books
fuck the police, etc

[Anonymous No.2654285]

>>2654141
here

>>2654281
I thought vacuum was Sunn O)))?

[Anonymous No.2654286]

>>2654285
Nah.

[Anonymous No.2654287]

>>2654138
Seconding this.
Adorno, DFW, Ayn Rand, Camus, Pynchon, J.K Rowling... the team's all there!

[Anonymous No.2654289]

>>2654141
>>2654281

And the owls are from pic related.

[Anonymous No.2654290]

>>2654286
hmm I've never heard a fridge make a noise before. I should go to /mu/ more often.

[Anonymous No.2654291]

>>2654290

Old broken fridges make a buzz/ hum.

Doom Drone can be described as people getting very angry near old refrigerators.

Relevant MBV comic.

[Benny Profane !!muO1YE/mn/J No.2654294]

>>2654287

yes!

[Anonymous No.2654352]

>>2654287
Just use the Joyce pictures and use those names.

[Anonymous No.2654355]

Here are my picks.

[Benny Profane !!muO1YE/mn/J No.2654369]

>>2654352

[Anonymous No.2654375]

/pol/ is O,P.

[Anonymous No.2654378]

>>2654193
This. /pol/ needs to be nerf'd.

[Anonymous No.2654395]

>>2654369
Looks good. We're all done here.

Honorable mention to
>>2654355
That's a pretty sweet sniper.

[Anonymous No.2654398]

>>2654369
Nailed it, buddy tripfag.

[Anonymous No.2654399]

I'm sorry, but /a/ wins everything.

Gold Experience Requiem nullifies every action to zero. An attack can never be made because it is deleted before it happens.

That being said, there is only one literary hero who can find a way to save us:

Borges

[Anonymous No.2654401]

>>2654399
Are you actually trying to win this childish game? We're done, anyway.

[Anonymous No.2654402]

>>2654401
I just want more Borges

[Anonymous No.2654644]

>>2654401

Yes, childish games is a quality. So stop samefagging your shit team.

[Anonymous No.2654657]

>Leader
Arthur (either the king or the aardvark)
>Bruiser
The UU librarian, with his library burning down
>Sniper
Jean Valjean (dude is a fucking god with a gun)
>Defense
Hank Rearden with a suit of armor made from his metal
>Special
The ghost of James Incandenza
>Stealth
Godot

[Anonymous No.2654669]

>Bruiser

China Mieville

[Anonymous No.2654674]

>Leader

Flashman

[Anonymous No.2654675]

>>2654669
>China

The lols just keep on rolling in!

[Anonymous No.2654677]

>>2654657
>Bruiser
>The UU librarian, with his library burning down

I think he's called Oot.

[Anonymous No.2654697]

>Leader
Yossarian - Catch 22
>Bruiser
Dr Gonzo - Fear and Loathing
>Sniper
Legolas - Lotr
>Guard
Detritus - Discworld
>Special
Bigsby - Trainspotting
>Stealth
Randle McMurphy _ One Flew over the cuckoos nest.

[Anonymous No.2654698]

>Leader
God

>Bruiser
Archilies

>Sniper
Milton's Satan

>Defense
Gandalf

>Special
Cthulhu

>Stealth
Machiavelli

[Anonymous No.2654733]

Ok, we should all agree that fucking MOBY DICK should be the bruiser.

He's the force of nature, the unbeatable. It can take on Hulk all day every day.

[Anonymous No.2654750]

>Leader
Alexander the Great

>Bruiser
Mr. Hyde

>Sniper
Vika

>Guard
Abraham Lincoln

>Special
Eddie Drood

>Stealth
Arsené Lupin

[Anonymous No.2654768]

>Leader
Daenerys Targaryen

>Bruiser
Jaime Lannister

>Sniper
Melisandre the red witch

>Defense
Mance Rayder

>Special
Tyrion Lannister

>Stealth
Arya Stark

[Anonymous No.2654782]

>>2654768
>Special
>Tyrion Lannister

[Anonymous No.2655057]

Leader: Descartes' Evil Demon

Bruiser: Cerberus (Divine Comedy, Inferno)

Sniper: Carlos Hathcock (Marine Sniper: 93 Confirmed Kills)

Guard: Phalanx (Gates of Fire)

Special: Can't think of something good...

Stealth: Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)
[can't get credit for his own crimes even when confessing them etc]

[Anonymous No.2655058]

>>2655057
Maybe,
Special: Plato's Forms

[Anonymous No.2655059]

>>2654782
Jesus, look at Tyrions horse.

[Anonymous No.2655067]

>>2655059
lol'd

[Anonymous No.2655154]

>>2655059

[Anonymous No.2655168]

>making a team of fictional characters to fight other fictional characters
Can only be sci-fi/fantasy fags

[Anonymous No.2655178]

>>2653829
Not everyone there hates Tebow. The board is fucking riddled with dumb christfags

[Anonymous No.2655192]

Leader: Plato's Socrates

Bruiser: Shakespeare's Anthony (Anthony and Cleopatra)

Sniper: King's Roland (The Dark Tower series)

Guard: Gaiman's Shadow (American Gods)

Special: Rowling's Dumbledore (Harry Potter series)

Stealth: Milton's Lucifer (Paradise Lost)

Honorable mention for leader: Conrad's Kurtz (Heart of Darkness)

[Anonymous No.2655197]

>ctrl+f "marx"
>no results found

Enjoy having a bruiser who is weak bourgeois scum.

[Mad Scientist Hououin Kyouma !!RBaVX6t0twu No.2655208]

Leader should be DFW.

Obviously ironic though.

[Anonymous No.2655346]

>>2655168
>Leader
Monolith
>Bruiser
The Hero with a Thousand Faces
>Sniper
Existential Angst (enemies must either be smart enough to overcome it or dumb enough to not have such thoughts)
>Guard
[insert fictional God here]
>Special
Andrew Harlan
>Stealth
The King of Pointland, in all his zero dimensional glory. He may be glowing, but being so small and quiet he can be hidden. Enemies can't attack him because he occupies no amount of physical space.

[Anonymous No.2655447]

How does this look?
I don't think I missed anyone, and this should be powerful/funny enough to beat the other boards.

[Anonymous No.2655448]

>>2655447
Stealth should be Pynchon or Godot.

[Anonymous No.2655474]

Judge Holden from Blood Meridian has to be in our team. Nobody faggot animu character is going to fuck with Judge Holden.

[Anonymous No.2655789]

THE character's team:

>leader
Jean Valjean

>Bruiser
Alex, the droog

>Sniper
Lolita

>guard
Doc Ganeeka explaining Catch22

>Spec
Chesire Cat

>Stealth
The invisible man


Now that's a team

[Anonymous No.2655901]

Cthulhu and his old god friends

game over

[Anonymous No.2655927]

/mu/ is the worst board on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.2655955]

Why the fuck are people trying to win this stupid shit. Just use the six-Joyce list that's the equivalent of saging and saying 'this is a fucking retarded competion' and move the fuck on.

Fuck.

[Anonymous No.2655965]

>>2655927

Based on this thread, /lit/ is gunning for the title.

/mu/ is too cool to get involved in this shit, so their leader's a potato. /lit/ debates it for two days straight.

[Anonymous No.2655967]

Stealth.

[Anonymous No.2655972]

Obvious Neutral Milk Hotel reference is obvious.

[Anonymous No.2655984]

>>2655965
>/lit/ is gunning for the title.
Go take a look at /v/.
They argue nonstop about this shit.

[Anonymous No.2655987]

>>2655965
>/mu/ is too cool to get involved in this shit, so their leader's a potato

>not getting the reference

[Anonymous No.2655990]

>>2655972

Really? d'ye think?

There isn't anyone on 4chan who didn't get the reference.

[Anonymous No.2655995]

>>2655987
Still, they have a joke team, so the "too cool to get involved in this shit" stands still.

[Anonymous No.2656002]

>>2655995

/lit/ should be too cool for this shit. But they're not. Still, life is full of disappointments.

[Anonymous No.2656007]

>>2656002
From what I've seen, this thread has been full of jokes.

>God as author of the bible
>"the sun was in my eyes"
>Pynchon for stealth

Its not like we're have massive flame wars over what team would be able to beat the other teams, its just a bunch of people slapping images on a template and trying to come up with as many references/in-jokes as they can.

[Anonymous No.2656015]

>>2656007

Well, aren't you just not mad as fuck.

Anyway, since you're 007, why the fuck isn't James Bond in there?

[Anonymous No.2656761]

What about the Jabberwock as our Bruiser?

[Anonymous No.2656795]

>>2653733
>no Bible God
>/mu/ gets Jesus

Fuck you then. I pick Ahura Mazda.

[Anonymous No.2656815]

Definitely need Harold Bloom for Guard. He's the last line of defense against the French and cultural Marxism.

[Anonymous No.2656832]

>>2656795
But Jesus dies. He's not much of an asset.

[Anonymous No.2656854]

What about Paul Atreides as leader? Or Mahasamatman?

[Anonymous No.2656855]

>>2656832
>dat Lich Jesus

[Anonymous No.2656859]

>>2655447
Fuck it. Let's do this. Can we just be done with this shit?

[Anonymous No.2656860]

What about Paradise Lost God?

[Anonymous No.2656862]

Wtf happened to our post-ironic victory team?

[Anonymous No.2656865]

>>2656860

Meh. Paradise Lost Jesus might be good, dude shut down that war in Heaven real good.

[Anonymous No.2656866]

>>2656859

>Can we just be done with this shit?

Pretends not to care

>Fuck it. Let's do this

Actually cares a very great deal.

[Anonymous No.2656875]

>>2656862
That was a DIFFERENT multi-board team battle. Yeah, that's right. There are multiple multi-board team battle graphics.

[Anonymous No.2656887]

It may be a stupidly obvious question, but does anyone actually have the faintest idea how this game works?

it's just the 4chan ball part II, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.2656890]

>>2656865
Hey, that's a great idea for a Bruiser: The Son of God, armed with the heavenly battle Merkava!

The best part is that strictly speaking, The Son of God is not the same character as the historical Jesus of the Gospels, so /mu/ can't call dibs.

[Anonymous No.2656897]

>>2656887
Probably. There wasn't a resolution to the first 4chan inter-board battle that I know of.

[Anonymous No.2656902]

>>2656897

>4chan
>no resolution

well colour me shocked as fuck. It's taken two days for the faggots on /lit/ to work out half a team and understand the concept of no bible god. The project to hash out the rules between all boards will probably take over 9000 years.

[Anonymous No.2656911]

>>2656902
Hehe, you know you love it. Where else can you find such dysfunctional charm as 4chan?

[Anonymous No.2656913]

>>2656902

Well the "no bible god" thing is a bullshit rule. It's not our fault literature is top-tier.

[Anonymous No.2657790]

Bump.

[Anonymous No.2658092]

bump

[Anonymous No.2658992]

up

[Anonymous No.2659071]

[Anonymous No.2660264]

I know that this whole debate has been tearing this board apart, but I'd like to present what I think can be a consensus team roster based on the discussion we've had over the past few days. Please let me know what you think.

[Anonymous No.2660267]

>>2659071
Who is the sniper? She's actually pretty hot.

[Anonymous No.2660273]

>>2660264
>Harold Bloom
>durable

yeah, nah. being fat doesn't make you a good "Guard"

[Anonymous No.2660278]

>>2660273
Please refer to:

>>2656815

[Anonymous No.2661925]

Well all right, if there are no further objections / nobody cares anymore...

[Anonymous No.2661969]

>Mary Sue as a teammate

My fucking sides. This has to happen

[Anonymous No.2662227]

Behold!

[Anonymous No.2662237]

[Anonymous No.2662304]

>>2656761
>>2656761
>>2656761
>>2656761
This needs to be added

>>2660264
Fuck Harold Bloom. Fuck Terminal existential despair, fuck the grand inquisitor, and fucka you

[Anonymous No.2662993]

>>2662304
There is no need to be mad.

[Anonymous No.2663017]

>>2653931

Make this happen.