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2649959 No.2649959 [Reply] [Original]

>Read most of the lord of the rings books back in 4th grade
>Only scene I understood was the part where they ran around naked in the grass
>than the though shall not pass
>also the part where they froze the ogres into stone by drawing them into the light

I don't remember much else except I got called a faggot because I read them. Also I made a 70 when I took the test on the book. Hobbit was the only thing I understood all the way though.
Than I stopped reading and now I can't make it through Cell by stephen king, I think it was because it just got to absurd for me. What's wrong with me?

>> No.2649961

you use than in place of then faget

>> No.2649963

You're an American.

>> No.2649970

Start with Dr. Seuss and Ayn Rand and move up from there.

>> No.2649971

4th grade is what, 8? Pretty sure I read it before 10. It's not exactly finnegans wake dudebro

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2649978

something for you, OP

>> No.2649984

>>2649978
Jesus fuck I totally forgot about this.

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2649985

>it just got to absurd
Where is absurd located?

Anyway OP, you had better start with the basics if you plan on doing anything which requires you to comprehend or write in English. See pic.