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Self explanatory. You give me prompts, I write them. Let's go.

>> No.2647319

Miley Cyrus really has to take a shit

>> No.2647321

were you the same dude that did this a couple weeks ago? I was the one who suggested the chinese emperor prompt :D

>> No.2647328

Selena Gomez goes dumpster diving.

>> No.2647329

A dumpster goes diving for Selena Gomez

>> No.2647331

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacre_of_Elphinstone%27s_army#Retreat_.26_massacre

describe their last stand from the POV of a British soldier.

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Alternate universe, American Indian, Vietnam vet goes AWOL and starts his journey back to his home on Catalina Island to reunite with his wife and son. On the way there he is sidetracked dozens of times in a series of bizarre adventures incorporating folk lore and myth of Vietnam, Indonesia, Bali, Australia, all other Pacific islands, monstrous whales, and labyrinthine libraries.
On Easter Island our hero encounters a sort of Lord of the Files situation...

Once home, our hero has to contend with all sorts of rivals. Other natives, mortal and demigod, Cowboys, surfer dudes, soldiers, business moguls, and Hollywood idols.

Is this prompt too long?
I was actually thinking this story should be put together by multiple authors as a sort of national project (HA) Tart and Zachery Mason stand out in my head for one reason or another....

>> No.2647337

"Some men just want to watch the world burn." But is it the world they want to watch? Or is it their shames, their secrets, that they want to watch burn along with it?

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>>2647319
Was kind of fun to write, surprisingly.
>>2647321
Nah, different guy, thought I would try doing the same thing.

Anyway, i'm not spell-checking/editing, so apologies for any egregious errors. Also, doing these in chronological order as they're posted.

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>>2647328
This had me stumped, honestly.
Not doing Benny's because fuck you.

>> No.2647362

Easy one:
‘We do not see things as they are. We see them as we are.’

>> No.2647370

A British cop is on the beat when he runs into Voldemort. Because he looks shady, the cop asks to see some identification and is instead magic'd to death.

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>>2647331
Bit over 500 words, but this was actually really fun to write, plus I learnt something! Sorry it took so long, I got sidetracked with some errands, and then had to actually read the entire wiki page.

>> No.2647391

The Pope's mandibles opened wide.

>> No.2647392

an excerpt from james joyce's cookbook for erotic cakes

>> No.2647395

Jonathan woke up with his face in a box of kitty litter...

>> No.2647398

>>2647319
>>2647328
>>2647395
There's a real scatological theme developing here, isn't there...

>> No.2647400

Genghis Khan gets drunk and maudlin. He remembers his first childhood crush.

>> No.2647417

Man who is mistakenly diagnosed as psychotic/MPD turns out can actually duplicate himself but he gets every memory of both instances of him smashed together whenever the bodies re-join.

>> No.2647423

Aspiring writer's dream of becoming a minor internet celebrity flounders when he releases a copy of his manuscript online and it recieves
no page views whatsoever.

>> No.2647428

does peak oil experience qualia?

>> No.2647429

thermonuclear medicine

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>>2647337
This was a bit tougher, it took me a while to come up with some form of narrative for this. I tried out some circular sentences for this, don't know how well it turned out, but it was an interesting write.

Unfortunately, i'm rather tired (It's rather late in my time one). Thank you all for the prompts, and I apologize for the few number of pieces I actually put up (If anyone actually enjoyed my writing). If I can find this thread in the morning i'll continue, so keep bumping.