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2646245 No.2646245 [Reply] [Original]

It bothers me when the word "and" is in a sentence twice or more.
Could anyone improve the sentence below this paragraph?

Two music genres most of us have heard both of and on is Jazz and Rock.

>> No.2646246

Two music genres most of us have heard both of are Jazz and Rock.

>> No.2646251

Most people have heard the music genres Jazz and Rock.

>> No.2646253

>>2646246
Wut?

>> No.2646257

Jazz, rock--of these genres two, most of us have heard

>> No.2646258

The word jazz is akin to the word 'jas' (coat) in Dutch.
The word blues is akin to 'bloes' (blouse).
The word rock is akin to 'rok' (skirt).

Therefore, three of the main American innovations in music sound like a selection of garments.

The more you know.

>> No.2646259

Two music genres most of us have heard of and listened to is Jazz and Rock.

>> No.2646266

as well as

>> No.2646277

HURP DURP OP IS FAGGOT LOL

>> No.2646285

>>2646245
>Two music genres most of us have heard both of and on is Jazz and Rock.

What does this even mean?

>> No.2646288

>Two music genres most of us have heard both of and on is Jazz and Rock.
>most of us have heard both of and on is Jazz and Rock.

>both of and on

What in hell's name does this even mean?

>> No.2646293

>>2646288
It means OP is of Russian

>> No.2646297

Change Jazz and Rock to Jazz & Rock

>> No.2646301
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2646301

>>2646277
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>> No.2646306
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2646306

>trained in gorilla warfare
>in gorilla warfare
>gorilla warfare

GET OFF /LIT/ YOU TROLOLOL

>> No.2646315

>>2646301
Dude!? What the fuck!?
Calm down. He just called you a fag.
There is no reason to get that upset.
Also:
*guerialla warfare

>> No.2646320

>>2646315
*guerilla