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2629920 No.2629920 [Reply] [Original]

>why are you in my class?
>excuse me?
>I've never in my career had a student in a writing 1 class use a quote from the Bhagavad Gita

>> No.2629924
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2629924

Welp, I'm gonna go read.

>> No.2629940

ITT we score points for things we've done in class?

>> No.2629942

>>2629920
I bet you give really good blowjobs.

>> No.2629966

>>2629942
I would bet really bad.

>> No.2629969

>>2629966
Just don't use so much teeth.

>> No.2629973

>using milennia-old Indian texts for your American lit 101

>> No.2629976

>Bhagavad Gita

You fucking faggot. Why are you even here?

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2629982

>not even Mahabharata, just a popular translation of the Bhagavad Gita
>spergin pretentious tryhard shit

>> No.2629988

do you ever just go to the guardian website to check just in case margaret thatcher just died and the story is breaking

because i do

>> No.2629996

>>2629988
she's still alive?

>> No.2630001

>>2629996
Barely alive, it's like someone perfected the art of living mummification.

>> No.2630015

I had to tell someone, and because I have no friends I told you guys.

>> No.2630029

>>2630015
We knew you had no friends by your first post.

>> No.2630055

>Quote Goethe
>Teachers says I should show more interest in non German authors
>Teacher is Jewish

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2630057

>>2630015

Oh God, I laughed harder at this then I should have.

>> No.2630059

>>2630029
<3 you too

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2630088

>>2630055
As if.

>> No.2630092

>>2630055

>> No.2630116

I think every teacher dreams of mentoring a budding future writer who changes literature. Try not to be a disappointment.

>> No.2630119

>>2630088
>>2630092
Don't make fun of the retard. He can't help it.

>> No.2630125

>>2630116
the thing is, I can't stand writing, my writing class has taken more than twice the time as all my other classes put together. I'm a chemistry major.

>> No.2630129

>>2630119
too stupid to know he's stupid?

>> No.2630133

>>2630129
Without any doubt.