Book you weren't supposed to read

[Anonymous No.2622925]

I was forbidden from reading the Hobbit when i was younger. According to my mother it was evil and she wanted to save my soul. I use to hate her for this because she let me read Harry Potter and play D&D.

Two weeks ago I find out she's actually traumatized from being forced to play Bombur in her middle school play and was viciously made fun of because of it and didn't want to have to read it again with me for my school book report.

[Stormfront anon No.2622933]

>>2622925
hehehe

[Anonymous No.2622944]

I wasn't allowed to read Harry Potter as a child. Luckily, it turned out they are total shit, so everything worked out well.

[Anonymous No.2622945]

I wonder what effect it's had on you to be raised by someone so pettily selfish.

[Anonymous No.2622955]

I went to a Catholic elementary school, and they banned Pokemon cards. But we traded them anyway.
Pic related, I feel the flames at my feet.

[Anonymous No.2622962]

my parents forced me to read naked lunch when I was seven

[Anonymous No.2622972]

My kids aren't going to be allowed shit culture until they're old enough to jack off.

[Anonymous No.2622993]

Not a book, but similar in theme.

I was forbidden from going in Spencer's Gifts when we went to the mall.

They were right to do that.

[Anonymous No.2623012]

>>2622962
My parents forced me to act in filmed reenactments of scenes from Naked Lunch when I was seven. I now have severe problems and my sexuality is broken forever.

[Anonymous No.2623014]

>>2622993
Go away Vancouver Island muggles

[Anonymous No.2623108]

I could read everything and when I was 12 my parents gave me the kamasutra for shits and giggles.

Fuck all of your lives.

[Anonymous No.2623208]

what kind of puritanical household do you live in? i come from a christian family but an intellectual one too so we discussed everything openly. i was allowed to read anything. of course in my younger years my exposure naturally followed my father interests but it wasn't a problem since they were teasingly diverse. he wasn't deeply involved in science or math but on enthusiasm, breadth of reading and ability to retain information alone he could be considered a polymath. His own interests were skewed slightly towards fantasy and mythology (LotR and Yeats) but that was a broad enough category in itself and an excellent jumping off point .
In spite of the opportunity find your enthusiasm and relevant entry point is still a personal journey. I was also only going to find it in my own time a few years later once i got over the childhood literary fads and found the confidence to dabble in trickier texts ranging across science and philosophy at my leisure. From then on, i was able to explore elementary reading from regions and subjects i wouldn't have previously considered.

[Anonymous No.2623231]

Even though the book was in the house my parents wouldn't let me read Xaviera Hollander's 'The Happy Hooker'. (I read it anyway)

[Anonymous No.2623933]

>>2623208
You should read my entire post.

[Anonymous No.2625381]

>>2622925
I hope you were there for your mother OP - when you found out the cause of her craziness.
And why is a girl playing Bombur? Was you mother fat? Could that have been a contributing factor?

[Anonymous No.2625386]

Why are you bumping your shitty joke thread from page 15 oblivion?

[Anonymous No.2625389]

>>2623108

>admits he is the offspring of libtard closet pedophiles
>believes that makes him superior

[Anonymous No.2625399]

>>2625386
I am not OP.

[Anonymous No.2625411]

>>2622962

Emily? Are you still going on about this? No one believes your bullshit and no one cares.

[Anonymous No.2625424]

WN Debate Booklet 1.1.pdf

http://www.mediafire.com/?hxvmu92f6ute9he

[Anonymous No.2625438]

>>2623208
wow. you and your dad sound really cool. thank goodness you posted and relayed your experience to us all.

[Anonymous No.2625439]

>>2623231
you forgot the pic

captcha: litges ornament

[Anonymous No.2626960]

>>2622972
I feel for your daughters.