/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.2601792]

>yfw an Amerifat reads translated works near you

[Anonymous No.2601796]

What do you want? For the person to know every language ever made?
Jackass.

[Anonymous No.2601799]

>tfw filthy Europeans think we should read books in their pig languages.

[Anonymous No.2601806]

>mfw an Amerifat called a pagey turney a "book" near me

[Anonymous No.2601814]

>mfw an Amefag tries to tip me after I tell him the time
>mfw after I tell him no thanks, he starts clapping furiously in awe that I won't take his money

[Anonymous No.2601822]

>>2601814
As if to emphasize her point, she curls her toes around your cock, squeezing as she slides her feet up and down your length, milking out a few large drops of precum. You groan and kiss her again – too turned on to care if the drug-laced lipstick turns your orgasm into a pregnancy-inducing flood. Your two balls swell with seed, spurring your desire to new heights. You NEED to fuck her pussy full – NOW. Tamani breaks the kiss and gives you a coy smile as she shimmies down your body, dropping her moist cunt onto your shaft's crown. She swings her hips in a little circle, teasing you with her moist entrance as your drug-enhanced precum bubbles and drools around her lips, mixing with her own copious fluids as it flows down your length and drips from your two testicles. She stops and teases, "Ready to stuff me full of your cream? I just KNOW I'll get pregnant from such a purrfect mate." Tamani doesn't wait for an answer – she pauses until you're about to reply, then drops her weight down, fully impaling herself and turning the beginnings of your reply into a babbled moan. She plants her feet on your thighs and her arms around your back and begins bouncing up and down rapidly, squeezing and contracting, milking your cock in her tight wet walls the entire time. Your inner abdominal muscles begin clenching and squeezing, sending a wave of heat through your groin as your baby-batter begins its journey towards the goblin's womb.

[Anonymous No.2601824]

its like I'm really on /sp/

[Anonymous No.2601825]

>>2601814

I lol'd anon, thanks for that!

[Anonymous No.2601826]

>mfw when amerifats clap after reading a book.

[xXXSuper~SlaffykinsXXx No.2601833]

>>2601824
>mfw americans call eggball football near me.

[Anonymous No.2601843]

>be canadian
>drive across the border
>lady at window starts clapping after handing me my passport