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2590458 No.2590458 [Reply] [Original]

In case any of you didn't know, your idol which you look up to so much, James Joyce, greatest poet of the English language, was a FARTER.

That's right, he was obsessed with smelling women's fart gasses directly up his nose for sexual pleasure. He was a disgusting freak. No joke.

“I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.”
― James Joyce, Selected Letters

So let that be a leason to ya, kids!

http://www.google.com/search?q=james%20joyce%20fart%20letters

>> No.2590463

You must be new here.

>> No.2590462

i hate to be a faggot but

>lurk more

>> No.2590464

He was a farter? How shocking! Lol.

>> No.2590465

:O

>> No.2590469
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2590469

Op here. I like to think of Joyce as the modern day Skrillex.

Pic related, Skrillex.

>> No.2590471

7/10

>> No.2590472

I like to eat my own shit. Joyce is an amateur,

>> No.2590490

Aldous Huxely was a furry.

your god isn't here, your divine animating principle packed up and left, you ain't got but two things right now, Jack and shit, and Jack is an alkie

>> No.2590501

Tolkien had sex in the missionary position

>> No.2590504

False Wilfred Owen is the best poet of the english language

get fucked op

>> No.2590514

Thomas Pynchon, in his heyday, lead a vigorous sex life and had countless sexual partners, but would only engage in sex while wearing a paper bag over his head.

>> No.2590518

JG Ballard in all likelihood probably did jack off to car crashes.

>> No.2590527

W.B Yeats was a virgin up to his forties. He lost it fucking a woman who was asleep.

>> No.2590528

>>2590527
you made that up.

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>> No.2590541

All authors are sex fiends and weirdos.

>> No.2590542

>>2590541

As a working published author I can vouch for this.

>> No.2590574

wow op you are the first person who has ever posted this

>> No.2590590

Yes, we know.

It kinda makes me more self-confident, if so many good writers were fetishists. But I'm entry tier and have a foot fetish, I can't hope for much.

>> No.2590591

Dear Diary,

Today, OP was a fag.

>> No.2592870

>>2590591
go back to Reddit, you poser.

>> No.2592879

Joseph Conrad liked to give women the ol' spicy keychain.