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2580119 No.2580119 [Reply] [Original]

People read and watch movies because they want a friend.

Discuss.

>> No.2580135

your and idiot.

discuss.

>> No.2580136

fuck molly, the blonde in the middle is the best

>> No.2580139

>>2580135

>your and idiot.

Brilliantly unwitting self-mockery and negation if I've ever seen it. Thanks for playing.

>> No.2580141

>>2580136

Molly's the smartest, most purposeful, has the best skin (and hair). The blonde is a submissive floozy.

>> No.2580216

>>2580136

Her name is Brittney. Pay attention.

>> No.2580222

the first one(furthest left) is just fucking perfect. dat cute face, dem tits, dem legsfadfknalgn

>> No.2580233

>>2580222

If by cute face you mean underdeveloped retard face, then yes: cute.

>> No.2580245

>>2580233
you've got shit taste brah

>> No.2580574
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2580574

New Molly on the block.

>> No.2580606

>>2580574

What is the meaning of this!

>> No.2580611

>>2580222

Her hair and facial expression are stupid. 6.5-7/10.

>> No.2580619

>>2580617

Oh hi, nuthin'. Just gigglin' with my beer, being a submissive floozy. U?

>> No.2580617

Oh hi Brittany, sup?

>> No.2580621

>>2580222
The other day she told us her name is Zoe. So, it's Zoe, Brittany, and Molly...apparently Molly grows great organic vegetables and Blueberry Kush

>> No.2580622

>>2580619
Oh I'm just casual and all. I dig your clove cigarette and the way you carry it around and never light it.

>> No.2580623

>>2580621

Kush is for faggots! She grows Northern Lights #5 x Haze!! Get it right!

>> No.2580628

>>2580611
her hair is cute and unkempt which is gorgeous . wait is the yarn ball behind her part of her hair? if so then yeah its ugly. her facial expression suggests she's not just another boring flirt pretending to be shy (like the girl in the middle) . she seems fun. the kind of girl you could play video games with.

>> No.2580631

>>2580628
I saw that too but I think it's a pillow on the back of the sofa. Maybe a stuffed animal! Awwww

>> No.2580632

>>2580628

That's fair. The ball behind her, I determined, is a pillow bought--under the influence--at a craft fair. She still has an underdeveloped retard face though. All the development was focused elsewhere, obviously.

>> No.2580633

>>2580623
Hey man you're a little uptight. Anything you want to talk about? Everything alright?

>> No.2580644

>>2580633

I just hate the sort of people who prefer Kush (indica) to Northern Lights and Haze (sativa). Two variations of pot that appeal to two very different groups. Mnemonic device: Indica for idiots.

>> No.2580650

>>2580633

Plus, I spent a lot of time writing Molly's backstory yesterday. I'd appreciate if the board that excels at reading could retain the small but important details.

>> No.2580654

>>2580632
>retard face

nah that's just a normal person, not the face of someone ironically showing off with flirtatious modesty. middle looks like a baby. 3 is nice though i can't get a good look. she might have an interesting personality but she's too mundane in this pic that she's probably one of those girls that is attractive to everyone but never actually willing to be with anyone.

>> No.2580657

>>2580654

Flirtatious modesty? You mean like being hot but being a pseudo-conservative tease about it?

>> No.2580658

>>2580657
like being shy in an alluring manner.

>> No.2580661

>>2580658

That sounds like less of a contrivance and more of you just liking a girl who happens to be shy.

>> No.2580663

>>2580661
I said I don't want one who is shy.

>> No.2580666

>>2580650
I had some Sour Diesel about half an hour ago. What was that? Plus, you spend all your time thinking about Molly. I do what I can to keep Brittany afloat but poor Zoe is being...well nevermind she'll be ok I guess. I read all about your time with Molly yesterday while I was at work, about her vegetables and why you said "Jesus Christ, no it's ok. Just wow" to her in bed.

>> No.2580667

>>2580663

Your thoughts are convoluted! Hot, not hot. Shy, not shy! Flirty, not flirty! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT!!!! (Molly's the best though.)

>> No.2580670

>>2580666

You could Google it, but SD is a mix of both, which is why it's pretty good. I'm glad to hear you spend your work hours reading my insanity: I hope you were entertained.

>> No.2580677

>>2580667
I have never once said I want anyone shy or flirtatious.

I obviously don't want what you want but that's beside the point. We aren't allowed to differ? Do you feel threatened?

>> No.2580678

>>2580670
I had a chuckle with these fine young ladies and the rest of the guests at the party, yes.

My friend always writes the initials in sharpie on the bag and tells me what it is, then when I get home I've forgotten. So we have fun making up new names with those initials. Was it "Hippie Headband"?

>> No.2580681

>>2580677

I was joking. Recognize the satire.

>> No.2580683

>>2580681
What were you satirising?

>> No.2580685

>>2580683

Someone who cares deeply, in the vain of melodramatic bullshit. Think: Lifetime Movie.

>> No.2580694

*vein

(so ashamed.)

>> No.2580698

After a bad tomato harvest, Molly and I hatefuck to "Fritz's Corner" by Local H. Then I send her to WholeFoods with a wad of singles to shame her further.

>> No.2581088

>>2580119
People appreciate art because it provides a sensual perspective beyond the realm of the mundane, giving purpose and meaning to what it adheres to

>> No.2581090

wait....who has the giant tits/

>> No.2581093

you can watch a film/movie with a friend but you can't read a book with a friend. true, OP.

>> No.2581197

You can watch a movie while feeling a girl up but its hard to do the same with a book.

>> No.2581207

>>2581197

says you. I like to give papercuts on nipples