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[Anonymous No.2568798]

Outrageous calls for nuclear energy have echoed in the halls of Washington and State Legislature

This is the worst possible thing that we can do, falsely, dumbly, in the name of so-called "Green Power."

Based on personal experience, here are the reasons:

1. The volts produced by nuclear reactors are too big to fit inside the power lines, and they never reach their destination. Instead, they leak out onto the desert sands, and kill the native life - mostly endangered species like the spotted owl.

2. The volts are square instead of round, like the other kind of volts made in natural ways. The square nature of the volts, makes them have to work lots harder and they cannot get through the smart meters now being installed by electric companies. This means they will pile up in the meters and report false useage and we will have to pay for what we didn't even receive. It's a plot, folks.

3. Nuclear Volts make your stereo sound funny.

4. Nuclear volts get into your toaster and make it burn your toast, no matter how low you set the appliance.

5. Sometimes at night, during the winter, the nuclear volts seep out of the outlets, onto the floor and burn your bare feet when you go to the bathroom.

6. Sometimes nuclear volts make your alarm clock run backwards, and you wake up the day before you went to bed.

7. Nuclear volts sometimes come out of the water faucets, and make your water spurt out of the light bulb sockets.

Just say "no" to nuclear energy.

[German Girl !!U1zrDtZdnC8 No.2568808]

Are you making fun of dumb hippie commie liberal pesudointellectual hipsters?

[Anonymous No.2568814]

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[Anonymous No.2568816]

>nuclear volts

[Anonymous No.2568847]

>>2568798
Small modular nuclear reactors are the future of energy barring any sort of technological singularity within the next twenty years. Don't let anybody tell you any different.