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Now: Six word stories, freshly written.

>> No.2560750

OP is a fag, therefore sage.

>> No.2560753

Turns out green light meant stop.

>> No.2560755

>>2560750
not OP, but you're no fun.

>> No.2560757

i'm sexy and i know it

>> No.2560759

>>2560750

calm down. deep breath. counter sage.

>> No.2560760

Baby shoes for sale, unused.

>> No.2560761

So, the rats killed the cat.

>> No.2560764

Internet made him a gay scholar.

>> No.2560765

>>2560744
Everyone is posting six word sentences

>> No.2560766

>>2560760
>6 words
>can't read yet plagiarises

>> No.2560769

>>2560760
>>2560760

nice troll nine out of ten

>> No.2560776

What the fuck is this thread?

>> No.2560778

Could not write so I wrote.

>> No.2560780

But I can't, so i shan't.

>> No.2560784

>>2560760
i see what you did there.

>> No.2560787

My ass doesn't smell too good.

>> No.2560789

I am pregnant? Me? A man?

>> No.2560792

This, right here, is my, prettyboyswag.

>> No.2560793

Op is not not a faggot.

>> No.2560795

And then I realised. I'd died.

>> No.2560805

This thread's gay; OP's a faggot.

>> No.2560807

Could actually smile. Burned him. Warlock.

>> No.2560812

>>2560807
Thread's bad; OP should feel bad

>> No.2560818

Can't write; try for brevity. Nope.

>> No.2560820

Like that, angry monkeys were everywhere.

>> No.2560821

The Politician's Tower is burning down.

>> No.2560824

Good grief! No more loo roll.

>> No.2560828

Please don't put that in here

>> No.2560830

>>2560824

The poodle's day turned bad fast.

>> No.2560840

Comment too long. Click here to

>> No.2560841

I chose between concrete and bedbugs.

>> No.2560844

He loved suprises. She did not.

>> No.2560846 [DELETED] 

saliva mixing with blood...coppery taste.

>> No.2560852

giant, sentient erections attack ancient rome

>> No.2560854

The woman stopped breathing.
Sexy time.

>> No.2560855

jesus is coming. so am i.

>> No.2560860

>>2560855

even gave him a reach around.

>> No.2560862

i spilled paste, upon her face

>> No.2560873

>>2560855
>>2560860

Satan buttfucking jesus. Jolly good show.

>> No.2560876

Green triangles, to my whim bend.

>> No.2560877

>>2560860
Stuffed his crown up my butt.
Turned around, kicked God's mutt.
Spit the crownthorns in his eye.
Now hell is gaping below me.
Like a dilated asshole; smelly brimstone.

captcha: sermon lyddre: irony on irony

>> No.2560878

>>2560852
>>2560860
>>2560855

I lol'd more than I probably should have. Bravo anons.

Here's mine:

So I became the boogie man.

>> No.2560879

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously. Problem?

>> No.2560884

The brown dog jumped over the...

>> No.2560886

>>2560744
Canaries die, and you do too.

>> No.2560889

most on topic thread ever created

>> No.2560903

He lived and died alone.

>> No.2560910

>>2560903

you rancid effervescent failure. not enough words.

>> No.2560921

Once upon a time, something happened.

>> No.2560928
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2560928

Theodore Dreiser ought to write nicer.

>> No.2560939

A homeless man bought me butter.

>> No.2560947

Shitty troll thread do not reply.

>> No.2560945

>>2560928
God, Dorothy Parker would have been the best Twitterer in the history of the medium. Also the best Craig Ferguson/Watch What Happens Live guest.

>> No.2560949

He left and never looked back.

>> No.2560951

Me. You. Hammer. Nails. Blood. Tears.

>> No.2560952

Lick my neck
-Back
-Pussy
-Crack

>> No.2560956

Wasn't an asshole before the Internet.

>> No.2560962 [DELETED] 

Niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers

>> No.2560966

>>2560939
lulz randum

>> No.2560968

Existensialist emo teenager writing his memories.

>> No.2560973

What is the definition of story?

>> No.2560975

>>2560962
are you into perfumes perchance?

>> No.2560977

The sun shines in my mind.

>> No.2560980

I wrote Audacious Magazine an article

>> No.2560982

"I killed Krauss!"
"Mean Hitler?"
"D'oh!"

>> No.2560987

my socks could take no more

>> No.2560998

horse got away so i shot

>> No.2561007

I wish original poster would die

>> No.2561005

CAPICHA unreadable so comment remained unread

>> No.2561008

i was raped, or was i

>> No.2561011

made successful book from this thread

>> No.2561014

last six comments win a prize

>> No.2561037

Mother's lips touched tenderly to my tears

>> No.2561045

Captcha says it all: isholo BATMAN,

>> No.2561049

Wherever I am, I must rape

>> No.2561050

Family is dead, best day ever.

>> No.2561051

>>2561037

She said "Son, leave your fears"

>> No.2561053

>>2561037
you arent that much into counting, arent you?

>> No.2561059

>>2561051

As I fondled her, said "Cheers!"

>> No.2561060

>>2561059
>>2561051
>>2561037

Anon can't count but HOT DAMN!!

>> No.2561063
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No shirt, no shoes, no soul.

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>>2560744
A. abdicates; antebellum affects anyone's area.
Because A. blasphemes, B. becomes belligerent.
Cause B.'s cantankerous, C. can't create.
D. deftly deferred., C. defects downstream.
Eruption: D.'s erumpent; E.'s evacuates ere.
Fornication for fun: E. fucks F.
G.'s grenadiers generate, grenade F.'s Georgiancolonial.
Haruspex harangue H., G. has hallucinations.
I. ignores H.'s idiotic incantations: idling.
Jackass! J. jocks, I.'s jimmies jostled.
K. kemmers J.: kayaks; kwotes Kant.
Lepers leech K., L. leaps, leaves.
M. mollifies L., masturbates, micturates, massages.
Nullifies N.'s necking; M. needs 'nother.
Offput, N. offers organ over O.
Pussies, penile putrefaction; P. penetrates O.
Q. quits quailing, O. quakes quickly.
Rustled, Q. rests rectum; R. re-uptakes.
Starting smacking, R. snatches S.'s snatch.
Try turning tail, S., T. trails.
U-turn upturned, T. urinates, U. unclothes.
Valkyries' verses vacillate; V.'s volk: U.
W. wanders, walks with, wanks V.
Xanthide xxxtreme: X. xrays W.: xysts.
Y. yawns: yurts yardwise, X. yips.
Z.: zoophiliac, Y.: zoftig zebu: zoosperm.

>> No.2561160

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

>> No.2561168

Read "Necronomicon," called it fake. Wasn't.

>> No.2561174

It felt good, I did it.

>> No.2561178

Stayed through winter, dead through summer.

>> No.2561179

I can feel my anus twitching.

>> No.2561214

>>2560744
All of this is mine alone.

>> No.2561222

I go mid, or I afk

>> No.2561228

Torn from the Heavens; I flew.

>> No.2561236

A screaming comes across the sky

>> No.2561251

In dreams, intercourse with Friedrich Nietzsche.

>> No.2561253

Paul never once asked her why.

>> No.2561269

He later deeply regretted the Haggis.

>> No.2561274

>>2561251
In dreams, I talk with you

>> No.2561286

I'm 12 and what is this

>> No.2561305

>>2561269
Jibe taints Scottish patriot's masturbation session.

>> No.2561308

>>2560841
Pretty good actually.

>> No.2561352

>>2561136
>>2561136
>>2561136
>>2561136
>>2561136
>>2561136
>>2561136
>>2561136
>>2561136

>> No.2561411

As I pray, Unlimited Blade Works.

original story do not steal

>> No.2561440

Upon arrival, our interplanetary visitors shrugged.

>> No.2561446

What the fuck is going on.

>> No.2561448

I consider suicide an emergency exit.

>> No.2561455

>>2561448
Suicide is bad for your health.

>> No.2561456

It began and ended with love.

>> No.2561480

>>2561455

Living is bad for your health.

>> No.2561485

>>2561480
Health is bad for successful suicide.

>> No.2561493

I wrote this story without thinking.

>> No.2561603

Curtain is burning while I'm sleeping.

>> No.2561637

He floccinaucinihilipilificates her anthropomorphization of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

>> No.2561640

Spew hate at all that moves.

>> No.2561651

I just peed in a cup.

>> No.2561653

I saw the archbishop kicked a kitten.

>> No.2561655

Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J

>> No.2561657

What lies ahead is not seen.

>> No.2561659

No ideas, so here are words.

>> No.2561661

Honey, all I want is money.

>> No.2563116

I see the green light. Emptiness.

>> No.2563129

Dead love, dragging on: unwanted pregnancy.

>> No.2563167

Let criminals attack, liberal media says

Following now a crime, Zimmerman sentenced

NDAA, say goodbye to your freedomz

>> No.2563169
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>>2560744
I quit college; I found happyness.

>> No.2563178 [DELETED] 

>>2563169
Happiness like that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfqpMsPYGfU

>> No.2563194

In the beginning it all ended

'Release these chains,' said the locksmith.

'Listen to me!'
'What was that?'

'I love you so much.'
Bang.

Not good enough for longer shit.

>> No.2563227

Juicy nostalgia creeps up unexpectedly.

>>2560945
+1

>> No.2563256

End of funeral. He stopped masturbating.

>> No.2563276

Candle's last breath, for Jack was~

>> No.2563281

disgust, every time i spit stuff

>> No.2563288

Damn, is this thread still alive?

>> No.2563299

>>2563178
Not quite as much happiness as that.

I also watched that video and have no idea what I just watched.

But it's bookmarked.

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2564007

Those fart; like ripping up floorboards.

Or

Those farts; like two dolphins conversing.

>> No.2564013

for sale: dead babies; somewhat used

>> No.2564014 [DELETED] 

The nigger stole a bike.

>> No.2564036

Doc said six months. Made seven.

>> No.2564061

Only gay eskimo in my tribe.

>> No.2564065

In a split second, its over.

>> No.2564093

Ayn Rand asked Atlas, he shrugged.

>> No.2564096

the above poster quoted some shit.

>> No.2564113

I'm done with you cutting me.

>> No.2564123

i never did see you cut.

>> No.2564124
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2564124

Welcome to 4chan. Enjoy your stay.

>> No.2564146
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2564146

I married Carla because I could.

>> No.2564160

>>2560879
Did you just type random shit?

>> No.2564163

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

>> No.2564171

I just read books for fun.

>> No.2564182

Tomorrows funeral: everyone invited, no tears.

>> No.2564193

>>2563299
>>2563178
>>2563169
>>>/n/348378
?

>> No.2564207

Can't sleep, worried about my heart.

>> No.2564221

i'm a cheater. help me.

>> No.2564241

Conceited faggot Ernest Hemingway is lauded

>> No.2564268

The house is no more.

>> No.2564287

I came, then had to clean

>> No.2564289
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2564289

Torture fun, death boring, YOU LIVE!

>> No.2564311

In the mire, they beheld it

>> No.2564322

I wanna be, the very best

>> No.2564549

I became one with the beard.

>> No.2564554 [DELETED] 

550get

>> No.2564574

the walk revealed nothing for him

>> No.2564584

No options left, suicide by cop

>> No.2564597

Not a lot, to talk about.

>> No.2564599

One day, you'll learn to lie

>> No.2564601

She still sleepine in the middle.

>> No.2564608

Crashed Mercedes. Just used Dad's money.

>> No.2564613

Threw parties. Nobody attends his funeral.

>> No.2564615

A golden sun rose over Eden.

>> No.2564622

*click* Pass. *click* Pass. BANG! Loser.

>> No.2564625

There was fire in she, fire.

>> No.2564627

Guess what? You lost the game.

>> No.2564631

What was that girl's name again?

>> No.2564635

Seriously now, guys, what's that smell?

>> No.2564661

duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...

>> No.2564664

Thought I was a communist! [harmonica solo]

>> No.2564707

Nobody remembered him, even after death.

~Le Fin

>> No.2564713

>>2564707

deep&edgy

>> No.2564724

>>2560744
the devil sang and god wept.

>> No.2564728 [DELETED] 

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

>> No.2564734
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>>2561655
you are a huge faggot die.

>> No.2564746

Burning Braziers Broil Beef Brisket Beautifully

>> No.2564750

You shouldn't ever eat soggy waffles.

>> No.2564761

riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from riverrun...

>> No.2564765

Some guy killed himself. Everyone laughed.

>> No.2564764

Most of these are not stories.

>> No.2564798

Pick your bullet. Stop flinching! Reloading...

>> No.2564800

Mirror on the wall shows cartoons.

>> No.2564815

The sun went out. Everyone froze.

>> No.2564817

Braying hungrily, braying into sunset; dehydrated.

>> No.2564821

Oily turds glissade out. He flushes.

>> No.2564829

Fortuned smiled, and left once more.

>> No.2564831

I hate stories. Deal with it.

>> No.2564834

Mother anticipates avalanches. Adoption becomes cyclical.

>> No.2564838

Befriending vultures via my bleeding knees.

>> No.2564848

Scorsese unwittingly Spielbergs Cameron's Lucas Kubrick.

>> No.2564873

Have my heart. It's just offal.

>> No.2564895

Triggering hormonal imbalances. Dad was overanalytical.

>> No.2564910

Tower was cousin's friend. Sly digits.

>> No.2564927

>>2564093

worst post in this thread

>> No.2564978

Happy heroes thrive, ends in deaths.

Alright that's just the last novel I read summarized so I guess I've gotta go original now...

Resurrected with technology, hates his immortality.

>> No.2565135

Still have my Dad's facebook request.

>> No.2565140

>>2565135
Ouch, you hit me right in the family. Good job, I guess.

>> No.2565168

>>2565140
To expand, my Dad is dead.

>> No.2565320

Here is buried the immortal man.

>> No.2565332

Unliterate scholar: Will work for food.

>> No.2565334

Knees weak. Vomit sweater. Mom's spaghetti.

>> No.2565376

The final slice: her memory lives.

>> No.2565390

She finally left last Sunday morning.

>> No.2565423

>>2565376
>said Patrick Bateman via party line.

>> No.2565429

How many have I really got?

>> No.2565432

I trolled them with DFW pics.

>> No.2565435

>>2560744
Tao Lin molested my fat cat.

>> No.2565442
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>>2565435

Said Dakota Fanning, on Gmail Chat.

>> No.2565553

How many was it again?

>> No.2565563

It wasn't what I was expecting.

>> No.2565582

gooby pls. pls, gooby. gooby. pls.

>> No.2565593

I pulled the trigger. Sorry, mom.

>> No.2565596

As the sun rose, I sank.

>> No.2565598

I was told there was cake!

>> No.2565603

These pretzels are making me thirsty

>> No.2565612

The Wild Tomcat brings Bach forward.

>> No.2565628

His tongue poked her fetid eyeball

>> No.2565650

The baby stopped crying. Hawkeye started.

>> No.2565885

The nightly continuous ritual. Oh boy.

>> No.2565888

HEMINGWAY WAS AWFUL, HE COMMITTED SUICIDE.

>> No.2565893
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2565893

Fuck.

>> No.2565898

>>2565888
Hemingway was great; fuck off mate.

>> No.2565908

The La Li Lu Le Lo

>> No.2565923

But I'd been dead all along

>> No.2565925

I gotta go to work. Fuck.

>> No.2565946

well, 20 bucks IS 20 bucks

>> No.2565957

I pressed the big red button.

>> No.2565960

In this thread. Text sans readers.

>> No.2565970

A knock? Thought he, last living.

>> No.2566000

I run faster with an erection.

>> No.2566022

Bite the pillow; going in dry.

>> No.2566033

>>2566000
So do I. Isn't that strange? Something to do with aerodynamics, maybe.

>> No.2566056

>>2566000

tripsget

>> No.2566063

"I'm sorry I happened to you."

"I'm not."

[eight words. sue me.]

>> No.2566066

Unfortunately, I have no Personal Legend.

>> No.2566067

ITT: Bland, glib sentences.

Do you guys not know that a story has a beginning middle and end, or what?

>> No.2566077

Once again, my limb won't hurt.

>> No.2566085

>>2566067
some stories have no end.

>> No.2566089

/lit/ really can't write for shit.

>> No.2566091

>>2566067
Leap that wall, if you're so great.

>> No.2566093

>>2566085
Some pale kings have no end.

>> No.2566094

>>2566085
You are wrong.

>> No.2566104

>>2566067
You don't really get it, huh?

>>2566094
Nah, he's really not; stay mad.

>> No.2566112

Where did I land? Detroit.

>> No.2566115

Oh god, not this shit again..

>> No.2566119
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>>2560744
I'm going to kill myself tomorrow.

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This is 4rth order meta fiction.

>> No.2566130

>>2566119
Noose? Cop? Pills? Gun? Jumping? CO2?

>> No.2566182 [DELETED] 

>>2566033
Holy Shit!
I got trips niggas.

>> No.2566196

>>2566119
Do it, faggot.
Connect webcam first.

>> No.2566198
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>>2566130
Used Condom, string, pineapple, Peter Townsend.

>> No.2566206

Conversations on paper rarely do it.

>> No.2566204

note to self, buy more booze

>> No.2566207

>>2566000
Holy shit!
I got trips, niggas.

>> No.2566211

>>2566204

You should have used a colon.

>> No.2566216

>>2560744
Laptop sleeve shopping. Three hours. OCD.

>> No.2566221

I like to smell my farts.

>> No.2566233

Here and then there. Back again.

>> No.2566234

My grandmother's wake was a fantasy.

>> No.2566244

no quest
never left
forever bereft

>> No.2566256

Ball Games Strictly Prohibited, my bollocks.

>> No.2566258

The ship is sinking, FUCKIN' DICK!

>> No.2566274

I love Twilight.
4chan sucks balls.

>> No.2566277

moot is a fag
ban me

>> No.2566298

dr. dong giving you the footlong.

>> No.2566312

Six word stories? No fucking way.

>> No.2566318

"I'm Doctor Kashmir", said Doctor Kashmir

>> No.2566323

Everything will die, eventually.
Except you.

>> No.2566326

My favorite thing is sucking cocks.

>> No.2566350

I don't wear any clothes on sunday.

>> No.2566362

woke and cried; she is gone

>> No.2566366

The cockney scum rats often talk nonsense.

>> No.2566388

>>2560744
Scrolled down, said "meh", closed tab.

>> No.2566431

Equilibrium is just a human construct

>> No.2566435

I thought that things had mattered.

>> No.2566441

Here's my number; call me maybe

>> No.2566442

He drove his spyder; death imminent.

>> No.2566444

He goes hard in da paint

>> No.2566454

I wish that he could stay happy.

>> No.2566483

Got raped, crying on the floor.

>> No.2566540

>>2566483
He stood over the victim, grinning.
Staring down, he whsipered "Round two".

>> No.2566549

please fart in my open mouth

>> No.2566552

She though she was alone, but...

>> No.2566555

>>2560744
His bed was comfortable without her.

>> No.2566566

"I love cocks"
written by OP

>> No.2566621

"Maybe tomorrow," He said once more.

>> No.2566645

>>2566621

Wow. I actually really like this one.

>> No.2566652
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You love LSD, I miss you.

>> No.2566672

The android cried twice that day.

>> No.2566691

>>2566652
Hey kids don't do drugs

>> No.2566695

Cologne is my scent, dick cheese.

>> No.2566696

Get these fairies off of me!

>> No.2566714

Kids with guns, drugs, and whores.

>> No.2566746

Let's hope they don't ask questions

>> No.2567112

Let's all wake up the whores!

>> No.2567259

And then the stars went out.

>> No.2567268

Since when can we be nothing

>> No.2567274

Oh! A clue! Bend over, Watson.

>> No.2567281

You left, taking my love too.

>> No.2567288

/lit/ can write six words. Bravo.

>>2560807
(this one's OK, actually)

>> No.2567294

When the thread archived, I smiled.

>> No.2567295

the dog went in the house

>> No.2567296

>>2567288

lol at calling your own post OK

>> No.2567299

Shat in the sepulchre. Future expectations?

>> No.2567300

The quick, brown fox jumped ME!

>> No.2567302
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>>2567300
N-word never to be used again

>> No.2567309

Mary had an abortion via sledgehammer.

>> No.2567310

sometimes i just dont know bobby

>> No.2567312

In the end the booze won.

>> No.2567314

I sell propane and propane accessories.

>> No.2567320

we all die,no just you

also
two stories, two minds, telepathic abhorrent

>> No.2567327

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

>> No.2567328

Good thread OP, very well done.

>> No.2567329

Placenta available. No longer in use.

>> No.2567331

The modern flagellant stalks a Facebook.

>> No.2567332

Woman kills boyfriend. She is so fierce!

>> No.2567333

Man kills girlfriend. Execute the monster.

>> No.2567334

>>2567332
>7 words

>> No.2567335

I am a story, you read.

>> No.2567340

>>2567334
Failed author can't count. Kills self.

>>2567332
Woman kills boyfriend. She's so fierce!

>> No.2567343

Man kills girlfriend. Execute the monster.

>>2567340
Author spams for consistency between texts.

>> No.2568089

For fuck sake, do not 404!

>> No.2569102

>>2568089
Too long; I did not read.