/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.2557241]

[Anonymous No.2557244]

boobs and books thread?

[Anonymous No.2557248]

>>2557244
who gives a shit about boobs? Infinite Jest thread.

[Anonymous No.2557260]

So. How did Orin know that the 'Infinite Jest' master tape was buried in Himself's head?

[Anonymous No.2557267]

>>2557260

Well someone else must have known. How else would they have put it in his head after he died?

[Anonymous No.2557273]

It's scary and tragic how closely DFW's life resembles James O. Incandenza's. I mean the way it played out _after_ 'Infinite Jest' was written.

[Anonymous No.2557320]

>>2557248

>who gives a shit about boobs

if only we didn't

[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ No.2557325]

>>2557248
Who gives a shit about IJ?
Boobs are better for ya.

>>2557273
Its almost as if he knew....

[Anonymous No.2557326]

>>2557320
Everyone loves boobies.

[Anonymous No.2557331]

>>2557241
I just masturbated to this picture.
Not because of the girl but rather to the thought of David Foster Wallace hanging himself

[Anonymous No.2557332]

>>2557244
It isn't sexy if I can't tell what she's reading.

[Anonymous No.2557335]

>>2557332
it's harry potter. sorry bout your boner

[Anonymous No.2557387]

>>2557260

How was the master tape in his head, if his head was microwaved?

[Anonymous No.2557394]

>>2557387
cos his brain exploded but not his skull

[Anonymous No.2557471]

I know I can't be the only foot fetishist on /lit/.

[Anonymous No.2557475]

>>2557471
what exactly is sexy about feet? i dont understand fetishes

[Anonymous No.2557480]

>buying a book that thick in paperback
>why.png

[Anonymous No.2557485]

I need to visit that park

[Anonymous No.2557486]

>>2557471
feet can be cute when the legs are shaved and they are small but when you say you have a fetish for them do you mean you prefer them to boobs? because i couldnt understand that

[Anonymous No.2557488]

>>2557241
>Needs attention so badly
>Reading IJ in public
>Look at my titties

That is some serious levels of pathetic, and that's coming from some nerd on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.2557496]

>>2557488
yeah

yeah

and yet that person is more socially successful than we will ever be probably

[Anonymous No.2557506]

>>2557488

she probably tries to say that the evil patriarchy is trying to control her body or something

[Anonymous No.2557508]

>>2557480
>not having that exact copy of IJ
>2012

[Anonymous No.2557511]

>>2557486
I don't prefer them to boobs but I find them to be pretty sexy.

[Anonymous No.2557527]

>>2557496
I guess.

If belonging to a group of vapid/uninteresting generic tattooed hipsters counts as social success.

[Anonymous No.2557545]

>>2557508
why would you even want a paperback of a novel thats some 500 pages? it would fall apart once you've read through it.

[Anonymous No.2557559]

>>2557545
that's never happened to a book of mine.

[Anonymous No.2557622]

finding attractive women who read books is like trying to suck your owm dick. Where they at?

[Anonymous No.2557626]

>>2557622

Universities...?

[Anonymous No.2558094]

>>2557545
The only books I've ever had fall apart on me were beat up, well read paperbacks that were at least forty years old.

[Anonymous No.2558112]

>>2557545
do you crease the spine on every page or some shit?

i've never had a book fall apart and I only have paperbacks.

[Anonymous No.2558127]

She would be hot without the tattoos.

[Anonymous No.2558150]

>>2558127

She would be hot if she weren't a complete poser.

[Anonymous No.2558174]

>>2557622
>>2557622


..You're better not serious..

Otherwise I have to tell you that you hve a very goofy view on this.

[Anonymous No.2558203]

She's only like a 100 pages into it. What a pleb.

[Anonymous No.2558754]

I just jest all over my pants.

[Anonymous No.2558784]

well now I'll totally read this book

[Anonymous No.2558789]

Hopefully she'll sell this book second hand on amazon when she's done, amirite guise?

[Anonymous No.2559038]

>>2557471
From my occasional ventures outside /lit/, I've determined that /tv/ has a foot fetish, and /hr/ as well as /wg/ have a thing for armpits.

[Anonymous No.2559060]

>>2559038
/sp/ has a thing for asses

[Anonymous No.2559064]

>>2557475
Never got the foot thing either.

[Anonymous No.2559066]

>>2559064
>>2557475
Same as an ass, it's taboo and exciting. There's nothing inherently sexy about an ass. Poop comes out of there, man.

[Anonymous No.2559073]

>>2559066
I thought it was related to child bearing hips. Plus, its the part you look at while doing doggystyle. Are we in /b/?

[Anonymous No.2559241]

>>2559066
Milk comes out of tittays, what's so hot about milk?

[Anonymous No.2559265]

>>2559241
Nurtures you're offspring. Gotta make sure your baby survives to continue your genes!

[Anonymous No.2559434]

>>2557241
more like Infinite Chest
amirite

[Anonymous No.2559438]

>>2559434
>dem infinite breasts

[Anonymous No.2559446]

Whenever I look at porn pics with bookshelves in the background, I find myself zooming in on the shelves to see if I can identify the books.

[Anonymous No.2559495]

>Placing solid objects directly on skin

Fucking disgusting slimy piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.2559560]

>>2559066
There's nothing inherently sexy about a vagina
There's nothing inherently sexy about breasts
There's nothing inherently sexy about women

[Anonymous No.2559575]

>>2559560
True. A lot of vaginas, breasts and women are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.2559586]

hipster trash

[Anonymous No.2559588]

>>2559560
That's the point.

[Anonymous No.2559589]

>>2559560
finding those sexy are normative for males though. that other poster gave evolutionary reasons for breasts and hips/ass, you could easily apply that to a vagina. why would a straight male find feet sexy?

[Anonymous No.2559597]

>>2559589
Human thought isn't governed entirely by biology.
Bitter is supposed to signal poison, but lots of people eat dark chocolate and drink dark beer.

[Anonymous No.2562160]

damn that is hot

[Anonymous No.2562185]

I'm not mad or anything but why does /lit/ seem to dislike tattoos so much?

[Anonymous No.2562222]

>>2559589

Women's feet become swollen and ugly when they're pregnant.

[Anonymous No.2562225]

>still not understanding why feet are sexy
>it's the most common fetish for a male

Wow, you guys must be married and going to church or something.

[Anonymous No.2562267]

>>2559597
And since biology consists entirely of simple relations like (sweet - good), (bitter - bad), you are correct... oh wait! That's bullshit, and so is what you said!

[Anonymous No.2562269]

Nice tits.

[Anonymous No.2562273]

I hit my head on the screen trying to get onto the woman, OP. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.2562276]

>>2562185
capped the other day because i agree

[Anonymous No.2562293]

>>2562276

Profound yet utterly obvious.

[Anonymous No.2562352]

>>2562276
hey this post doesn't cover people who get badass snake or dragon tattoos, the kind you can only pull off if you're built as hell. my respect for peopel with those has not wavered a smidgen

[Anonymous No.2562356]

>>2562267
I'm not sure I understand your argument, I didn't claim anything like that. Bitter things are not "supposed" to taste good, but lots of people like them "for no reason." Feet aren't supposed to be sexy... you see where I'm going. Biological propensities are not set in stone.

[Anonymous No.2562426]

>>2562276
Tattoos are the contemporary hackneyed attempt at "artistic expression." Recessions tend to bring the fare of criminals in vogue, as I've only seen more and more tattoos since. The only good tattoo I've seen in memory was the outline of a sonar image on this chick's shoulder.

Pretty much everything else has been cringe-worthy. I mean, I've seen a rock -just a straight-up rock- tattoo, a tattoo the shape of Pennsylvania, Love Park (I particularly revile those), several botched dragons, etc.


I think I'm too fickle for a tattoo.

[Anonymous No.2564181]

i love anus
especially the ones with some colour
some of them even have purple in them

[Anonymous No.2564198]