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2556059 No.2556059 [Reply] [Original]

How do you stop a school bully?

>> No.2556064

Wait 10 years then fuck his wife.

>> No.2556065

With a loaded gun.

>> No.2556066

>/lit/
If this was /fit/ at least you could ask them where you can learn kung fu, jesus.

>> No.2556074

First by making him look retarded, then posting caps on /mu/.

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2556081

>That feel when military kid
>That feel when I didn't have to deal with shit because I knew I would be at a different school next year

Feels good man.

I can't imagine seeing the same fags year over year over year.

>> No.2556105

I dont know OP, I was bullied at some point because I acted like an emo-faggot pretty much, but when I wasnt depressed and had enough energy I was the socialite bullie and pretty much thats the message of my story... I either bullied or was a bullie... of course those times are gone, I like to believe I am not a prick anymore and that I have enough self respect to stand out for myself if its ever neeeded

>> No.2556194

Whine to Lady Gaga about it.

>> No.2556199

Stop being a faggot.

>> No.2556202

From bullying you or from bullying everyone?

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>> No.2556210

Save up all your money, then buy a coat made from cat furs. He'll be so impressed you'll become friends... for awhile.

>> No.2556528

Make a Yourube video.

But don't speak at all, only convey your feelings through cue cards

And wear heavy makeup so when you cry about your shitty life the mascara will stain

>> No.2556542

Become batman

>> No.2556549

Make him gay for you
Pretend you are falling for some other fag
Jimmies rustled so much he'll bully the other fag
???
Profit!

>> No.2556578

What kind of bully? Verbal or physical?

If physical: fight back with all your physical might! Some bullies respect that some kids simply won't take it without trying to hurt you back. Work out. Never use weapons. You will eventually over come him. If he beats you up too badly (i.e he breaks something), then you can get his ass in prison.

Verbal: Call him immature and to leave you alone. If that doesn't work, psychologically disect why he is making fun of you. For example "Why do you pick on me all the time? Are you insecure about something so you have to make other kids like me insecure about something? Do you have a small penis? Is it because your nose is really big? Is it because your mom doesn't love you?"

If he attacks you, then put his ass in prison.