/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.2534265]

Queen of /lit/

[Anonymous No.2534266]

I wonder if she has a Goodreads. Anyone know?

[Anonymous No.2534268]

if she's the one who talked shit about joyce's letters to nora she can fuck right off

[Anonymous No.2534271]

Queen of /lit/

[Anonymous No.2534274]

>inb4 Oscar Wilde

But seriously, Oscar Wilde

[Anonymous No.2534278]

>>2534274
this

[Anonymous No.2534291]

>implying she hasn't been Queen of /lit/ since day one

[Anonymous No.2534300]

We all know there's only one queen of /lit/

[Anonymous No.2534308]

>>2534300
>>2534274

[Anonymous No.2534313]

Real queen.
Swag.

[Anonymous No.2534318]

Queen of /lit/

[Anonymous No.2534325]

no idea who this is brah

[Anonymous No.2534326]

My crush on Kate Beaton was far more intense before I saw her photos and discovered that in real life she is a conventionally hot and stylish woman

From her comics, I imagined her as sweet, quiet, maybe a little chubby, cute in a nerdy way; but now all I can imagine is her getting reamed by cocky alphas who don't give a fuck about history or literature

Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.2534331]

Duh.

[Anonymous No.2534335]

there can be only one

[Anonymous No.2534332]

>>2534326
>From her comics, I imagined her as sweet, quiet, maybe a little chubby, cute in a nerdy way
That's what she looks like though.

[Anonymous No.2534340]

>>2534326

SO even in your fantasies, you realised she was out of your league and you just beta-ed out?

Fuck man, that's like meta-beta.

[Anonymous No.2534341]

Queen of /liy/

[Anonymous No.2534345]

>not having experience with melanie

[Anonymous No.2534354]

queen of lit

[Anonymous No.2534355]

>>2534354

I'm fine with this.

[Anonymous No.2534359]

Queen of /lit/

[Anonymous No.2534368]

>>2534359
I can relate to the desire to devour books

[Anonymous No.2534384]

>>2534345

[Anonymous No.2534385]

No more pretenders, please.

[Anonymous No.2534394]

>>2534332
not him, but: not since she moved to NY

[Anonymous No.2534395]

>>2534394
>implying that's anything more than a solid 7

[Anonymous No.2534397]

>>2534394
How are you not seeing "a little chubby, cute in a nerdy way" here?

[Anonymous No.2534403]

>>2534326
go kill yourself you fucking piece of shit

[Anonymous No.2534409]

>>2534385
who is she and why havent you posted more

[Anonymous No.2534414]

Come the fuck on.

[Anonymous No.2534432]

>>2534397
i'm speaking in contrast to her Canadian pic. no denying she got a lot thinner, more stylish, and hotter. but I feel you, she's still not going to be a Calvin Klein model ever.

Either way, I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie, as the saying goes.

[Anonymous No.2534443]

>>2534414
First, her tippet made of tulle,
easily lifted off her shoulders and laid
on the back of a wooden chair.

And her bonnet,
the bow undone with a light forward pull.

Then the long white dress, a more
complicated matter with mother-of-pearl
buttons down the back,
so tiny and numerous that it takes forever
before my hands can part the fabric,
like a swimmer's dividing water,
and slip inside.

You will want to know
that she was standing
by an open window in an upstairs bedroom,
motionless, a little wide-eyed,
looking out at the orchard below,
the white dress puddled at her feet
on the wide-board, hardwood floor.

The complexity of women's undergarments
in nineteenth-century America
is not to be waved off,
and I proceeded like a polar explorer
through clips, clasps, and moorings,
catches, straps, and whalebone stays,
sailing toward the iceberg of her nakedness.

Later, I wrote in a notebook
it was like riding a swan into the night,
but, of course, I cannot tell you everything -
the way she closed her eyes to the orchard,
how her hair tumbled free of its pins,
how there were sudden dashes
whenever we spoke.

What I can tell you is
it was terribly quiet in Amherst
that Sabbath afternoon,
nothing but a carriage passing the house,
a fly buzzing in a windowpane.

So I could plainly hear her inhale
when I undid the very top
hook-and-eye fastener of her corset

and I could hear her sigh when finally it was unloosed,
the way some readers sigh when they realize
that Hope has feathers,
that reason is a plank,
that life is a loaded gun
that looks right at you with a yellow eye.

[Anonymous No.2534453]

>>2534443
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5oUS3_3Dsg

[Anonymous No.2534456]

If she isn't then I have lost all faith in you /lit/.

[Anonymous No.2534497]

The thing with Beaton is that she can never be Queen of /lit/ because we're all too busy envisioning her as the harlot of /lit/. Every thread with her posted turns into this

Also. I bet she gives good head

[Anonymous No.2534510]

why do you weirdos obsess over her, she's not very attractive and isn't even that interesting or funny

[Anonymous No.2534818]

>>2534300
She used to be the queen of /tv/. How times have changed on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.2535537]

queen of /lit/

[Anonymous No.2535542]

>>2535537
>>>/mu/

[Anonymous No.2535550]

>>2535542
>implying Morrissey's songs are worthy of being called "literature" like great ballards of old

[Anonymous No.2535553]

>>2535550
>implying /lit/ is about writing great ballads, and not more about appreciating them

[Anonymous No.2536088]

>>2534497
>I bet she gives good head

I always imagined her as sort of shy and clumsy, full of teeth.

[Anonymous No.2536125]

>my face when this thread

[Anonymous No.2536133]

>>2536125