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2532461 No.2532461 [Reply] [Original]

>be a dark and edgy faggot
>make the protagonists of all your works shitty Mary Sue self-insert characters
>get a character archetype named after you

>> No.2532473

>browse tv tropes
>believe your criticism is new and edgy

>> No.2532481

>>2532473
> being edgy by criticizing pretentious faggot

Ad infinitum

>> No.2532487

>>2532481
>ad infinitum
>pretentiously uses latin

>> No.2532488

Goddamn he was sexy though.
Also he had connections, so he was bound to be successful no matter what he wrote.

>> No.2532489

>>2532487
0/10

>> No.2532491

>>2532488
>club foot
>sexual inversion
>sexy
all of my jimmies

>> No.2532493

bipolar/fag/convict

>> No.2532497

>>2532491
Look at that face and tell me it isn't sexy.
It's like Tesla. No amount of eccentricity would drive the ladies away.

>> No.2532500

>>2532487
2meta4u

>> No.2532508

>>2532497
he looks like a fat old baby. why is his skin pink?

>> No.2532520

>>2532508
Fatness and pinkness were signs of vigor and wealth, and therefore attractive. Famous people were often depicted as fat and pink regardless of true weight. I think he gained and lost a lot of weight due to his bipolar disorder, not sure though.

>> No.2532525

Who?

>> No.2532532
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>>2532525
>doesn't recognize a painting of Byron
You, sir, have failed at literature.

>> No.2532538

>>2532525
I'm a philistine, a plebeian, and a palestinian and even I know that OP's Lord Byron.

>> No.2532549

>>2532520
True, if he was alive today he would be diagnosed with anorexia and probably HIV.

>> No.2532552
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>>2532532
>doesn't recognize a painting
>fails at literature

>> No.2532554

The problem with tvtropes is the user base really has way to much intelligence to be as stupid as they are.

>> No.2532562
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2532562

>>2532552
>doesn't read the filename

>> No.2532565

i love this thread and i love you all.

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>>2532552
>a painting of Byron
>Lord Byron
>one of the most famous poets of all time
It's exactly the same as not recognizing a painting of Shakespeare.

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2532586

>>2532573
Because everyone has Shakespeare shoved down their throats by public educational institutions everywhere

>mfw

>> No.2532591

>>2532562

...Is the broccoli guy his landlord come to collect or something?

>> No.2532595

>>2532586
And what kind of a failure of an education did you have where Byron wasn't shoved down your throat as well?

>> No.2532598

>>2532562
>you are now aware that the guy leaning against the wall has to knock on the wall to cue the man in the Gumby suit to come in

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2532601

>>2532595

> The reaction I want to have, "FUCK YOU, MAN."

> The reaction I have, "American (New Mexican)". : |

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>>2532601