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/lit/ I come to you in a time of need.

I need a poem. My girlfriend is pulling away, and I need something that says that I want things to go back to the way they were, but without it sounding like I am upset with her. Please help.

>> No.2518428

Do not spurn me, o love
Or I will smash your cunt with my fists
Until you are dead

>> No.2518431

>>2518428
nice one. take out 'love' and 'with my fists' and you have haiku

>> No.2518433

>>2518431

I love you /lit/


>>2518422

If you need a poem to convince your girlfriend that you are amazing instead of a loser... well good luck with that.

>> No.2518434

>>2518431
>writing 5-7-5 haikus
>implying third grade

>> No.2518436

>>2518434
hey I know very little about it. I just know they are popular on the internet and I'm just trying to fit in because I'm crushingly lonely.

>> No.2518437

Just get her to be alone with you in a room and forcibly fuck her.
At least that's what Mad Men taught me.

>> No.2518438

Don't use poems to bring you out of trouble. Trust me I've learned the hard way.

You should use it sparringly, like a little random note in the morning or something.

>> No.2518439

Roses are red, but also come in pink and white varieties,
Voilets are not blue, they are violet, hence the name
I have Aspergers
what is a rhyme

>> No.2518440

She is pulling away because you're the kind of faggot that thinks reciting poetry is going to make her vagina wet again.

>>>/fit/
Read the sticky. With hard work and dedication, maybe you can win her back in a year or two (or find someone better).

>> No.2518441

>>2518422
girl
i love you
but now you gotta die
i caught you with your
vagina, wrapped around
another guy
bitch,
I love you
but now you gotta die
get in the back of the car
I drunk a 70cl of rum
dare me to drive
flyby, drive by
I'm gonna gut this guy
bitch don't gimme no lip
and don't start your screaming bullshit.
bitch

>> No.2518442
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2518442

I am going to jump kick your face and then kiss it.

I have been practicing my jump kicks every day

I have been practicing my jump kicks at least three or four times a day.

That means I have performed more jump kicks than the average human.

That means when I jump kick your face you will notice the power.

That means when I jump kick your face, it will mean more than if someone else did it.

After I jump kick your face I will kiss it.

There will be many kisses—
an amount that eventually becomes annoying and vaguely frightening.
They will seem mad.

And I won't even feel emotion while I'm kissing your face.
It will just be something I am doing.

I will kiss your face repeatedly.
Mainly in the cheek area.
But sometimes on the nose and sometimes on the forehead.

And sometimes my mouth will be open.
Sometimes my front teeth will touch your skin but it will be accidental.
And I promise to open my eyes to assure you if that happens.

When you feel teeth and then open your eyes, mine will already be open.

But I will not stop kissing your face.

The pleas to stop will not be obeyed.

The next day you will wake up with your face against the pillow, your jump kicked and violently kissed face.

It will hurt.

You will touch it and feel how it hurts.

I am practicing my jump kicks; my kisses are already pretty good.

You will get one of the former and many of the latter.

You mean nothing and you are nobody.

You are a crumb in my bellybutton.

>> No.2518444

love hurts, love scars, love wounds and mars
any heart not tough or strong enough

TO TAKE A LOT OF PAIN!!!

take a lot of pain

love is like a cloud . . . . holds a lot of rain

love hurts

oooooooooooooh ohhh love hurts

>> No.2518460

OP you sound like you need to read my favorite poem

http://www.bartleby.com/198/1.html

Hopefully it will inspire you

>> No.2518470

she walks in beauty and her cunt is tight
with curly pubes and scentful slimes
And all that 's covered in my jizz (it's white)
Located is within her VJ when she climes

>> No.2518535

>>2518434
There's nothing wrong with writing a 5-7-5 haiku. Basho is a great haiku poet, and he's not anywhere near third grade.

3-5-3 or 5-7-5 or 5-7-5-7-7

In other words, you need more syllables? Go make yourself a tanka.

>>2518422
Just be honest with her, and not argumentative. Maybe in a letter, if she's the type to interrupt.

>> No.2518538

>>2518535
weeaboo

>> No.2518547

>>2518538
I don't want to know anything about you. So stop sharing.

>> No.2518564

>>2518547
How does it feel studying a culture whose zeitgeist you will fundamentally never understand intuitively, out of naive orientalist worship of their Otherness?

How does it feel to know you can parrot all those Japanese terms and describe their cultural memes in minute detail, but that your textbook knowledge will forever be inferior to the most perfunctory understanding of an ethnic Japanese?

What is it like to read a book and feel like there is an invisible barrier between its essence and your own?

>> No.2518632

>>2518564
tl;dr

>> No.2518651

>>2518632
baka

>> No.2518682

>>2518651
Aww you mad?

Stop talking about yourself.

>> No.2518838

>>2518682
Forever gaijin.

>> No.2518883

>>2518564
How does it feel studying a culture whose zeitgeist you will fundamentally never understand intuitively, out of naive worship of their Otherness?

How does it feel to know you can parrot all those French terms and describe their cultural memes in minute detail, but that your textbook knowledge will forever be inferior to the most perfunctory understanding of an ethnic French?

What is it like to read a book and feel like there is an invisible barrier between its essence and your own?

see it works for any culture
stop being a faggot and realise that all study of culture can be reduced to this
stop taking out your need to hate on this guy by calling him a weeaboo, and maybe realise that we are forever inextricably trapped within our own culture

>> No.2518903

>>2518883
Pretty much everybody who would know what those terms mean considers "Western culture" or Christian culture or European culture or whatever you want to call it as fairly close-knit. The idea is that Western Christians are fundamentally similar, that we share a common memetic ancestry, etc., so that we can basically comprehend one another. Japanese people and Asian people in general are "weird," fundamentally and intuitively, to Westerners.

But it was a troll, so.