Book shop stories, especially involving girls.

[Sunhawk !M9PhF5nIzs No.2513355]

>very pretty girl in late teens at local Waterstones, lovely hair, posh and well-spoken too
>see her around for a year and a quarter
>get served by her last week
>simple and short conversation, but deduce from various clues she's sweet and *not* a whore
>fall for said girl, who I already had a crush on
>know that a beta like me will never have a chance with her, ever, ever
>mfw
>mfw I have no face

[Anonymous No.2513357]

man up and ask her out ya aspie

[Anonymous No.2513360]

So what kind of books does she like?

[Anonymous No.2513361]

>late teens
2young4u

[Sunhawk !M9PhF5nIzs No.2513387]

>>2513361

I know. This occured to me. I wouldn't really date a girl under 20 or 21. I dunno. She's very pretty though, and I'm attracted to posh girls.

[▒ R E I ▒ !Ry9ZOO5Ag. No.2513394]

>THE YEAR IS TWOTHOUSAND SEVEN.
>I AM SEVENTEEN YEARS OF AGE.
>I ENTER A BOOKSTORE, NOT LOOKING FOR A BOOK IN PARTICULAR.
>MY GLANCE MEETS WITH THE FEMALE CLERK'S GLANCE, AND INFERING FROM HER FACIAL EXPRESSION, SHE SEEMS "ATTARACTED TO ME".
>THE FEMALE CLERK IS APPROXIMATELY ONE METER SIXTY CENTIMETERS TALL, BLACK HAIR ARRANGED IN A "BUN", AND HER SKIN IS PALE WHITE WITH FRECKLES SPECKLED OVER HER CHEEKS & NOSE.
>SHE ASKS ME IF I NEED SOMETHING IN PARTICULAR.
>I LOOK TO MY RIGHT SIDE, TRYING TO THINK SOMETHING TO REPLY.
>I FEEL HER STARE AND I GET OVERLY ANXIOUS.
>I SAY "NO".
>HER FACIAL EXPRESSION BECOMES "BLANK", AS IF SHE WAS "SUDDENLY DISAPPOINTED".
>I WALK AWAY OUT OF THE BOOKSTORE IN SHAME.
>THAT WAS NOT THE FIRST SPACETIME THAT I HAVE BEEN IN THAT KIND OF SITUATION WHEN A GIRL APPROACHES ME WITH A "STOCK QUESTION", JUST TO ENGAGE IN CONVERSATION WITH ME, AND I GET OVERLY ANXIOUS, "THWARTING" HER APPROACH WITH A "SHARP ANSWER", WALKING AWAY.

[Anonymous No.2513402]

>>2513394
>eye-contact
>she wants to sell books

[Anonymous No.2513403]

>>2513394

>I'm just browsing, any suggestions?

[Sunhawk !M9PhF5nIzs No.2513404]

>>2513394

Made me laugh a few times, I admit. But she wasn't 'attracted to [you]', she was just doing her job.

[Anonymous No.2513405]

>go to my local bakery
>standing in line and a girl bumps into me
>turn around thinking i know her but i don't
>she says sorry and i say it's alright, the usual stuff when this happens
>i accidentally drop a 20 pence coin and she points it out to me
>this makes more convo about how she's just looking for excuses to talk to me now!
>she see has a book in her hand
>it's The Dice Man by Luke Rhineheart
>i tell her that's one of my fav's
>she says she hasn't read it, just picked it up for her brother
>i tell her it's a good choice and turn to get my food
>she's just behind me in the queue and when im outside asks me which way im walking
>we begin to walk towards my house (she lives further on)
>she jokes asking if i'll walk her home
>i laugh and say sure
>she's pretty cute and she talks about some books
>she seems to be spouting wikipedia when talking about Naked Lunch by Burroughs
>i've read it and it's obvious she hasn't
>i ask her what it feels like to have a wealth of information available online so she can act intelligent
>she doesn't understand
>i say 'isn't it great you can talk about shit you don't actually know about with things like wikipedia?'
>she looks really upset that i called her out
>i tell her of this board and how she can go here to discuss some books and maybe learn something
>says she alreads posts here frequently as anonymous
>i am not surprised
>turn to leave, she gives me her number and a kiss on the cheek
>says her name is Lisa

Lisa if you're posting you're a pleabian and i regret talking to you. Especially when your favourite books were 'The Kite Runner', 'Catcher in the Rye' and 'Lolita'
get off the entry level shit you hipster.

[Anonymous No.2513407]

>>2513394
take some xanax aspie

[Anonymous No.2513409]

>>2513394
WHAT A FAGGOT
HAHA
SHOULDA SAID "NO, NOTHING IN PARDICKULAR, GOT ANY SEXESTIONS?"

[Anonymous No.2513414]

>work in bookstore
>talk endlessly and have a good time with married South African co-worker
>disappointed when she leaves

>work in bookstore
>flirt with crazy but kinky half-Dutch, half-Irish co-worker
>get drunk round her place at Christmas, have awkward drunk sex
>never again

>work in bookstore
>new female co-worker is lovely blonde, blue eyed Latvian girl
>great taste in films and books and all that, hit it off
>have relationship
>break up with her a year later because despite all that she's not really the bedroom eyes type

>work in another bookstore
>several female colleagues
>go out drinking with them every weekend, great fun
>they're all too tomboy-ish (except the Scottish waif) for me to want them as anything other than friends

[Anonymous No.2513425]

>>2513414
What was the Latvian girl's taste in books and films like? Was she knowledgeable about Latvian literature?

[None !!22qbPSLZwrI No.2513427]

>go into antique bookstore
>clerk is 60 year old lady
>i ask her if she's into anal sexual connections
>she says yes
>mfw

[xXXSuper~SlaffykinsXXx No.2513430]

>2008
>In waterstones
>pick up a Murakami novel
>bitch comes round from the manga section
>'i saw u just picked up murakami, he's so cool. man japanese writers are the best'
>shrug and say he is okay, nothing special
>she asks me to name a better japanese author. Tell her I don't know any sans Murakami, and Kazuo Ishiguro, but I can name a lot of American (Both US and Latin) and European writers that are better than Murakami.
>she tells me to shut up, that I don't know shit about literature.
>remember I read battle royale. Throw that in.
>She thinks I meant it was better than murakami
>she starts yammering on about how I am right and that it's a great read, murakami is too hard, she only ever read through Kafka on the Shore and Norwegian wood, she gave up on Hard boiled and Wind-up.
>Shrug, tell her I've got class
>asks what I'm studying
>social sciences like a mad cunt
>she gets wet, she was a sociology freshman.
>exchange numbers
>meet up
>fuck.

I can teach you how to be a boss bro.

[Anonymous No.2513433]

>>2513425
>What was the Latvian girl's taste in books and films like?

She just liked a bit of everything. Would read the classics, read modern stuff, read some contemporary genre lit. Same sort of thing with movies - she was as happy to watch foreign art house films as she was to go see the latest blockbuster. And even if our tastes didn't match we had good discussions about it.

>Was she knowledgeable about Latvian literature?

Not really. I got the impression Latvia didn't have much in the way of stellar lit. And she was fluent in Russian anyway having grown up where she did, so she was more into reading Dostoevsky and Tolstoy etc in Russian.

[Anonymous No.2513434]

>a 7/10 was at cashier
>I bought a sherlock homes anthology
>"oh who's this for"
>i said "my little cousin whos turning 8"
>"aww how sweet."
>mfw she wanted to fuck me

[Anonymous No.2513438]

>>2513434
>in store
>clerks make small chit chat and want me to take store card.
THEY ALL WANT TO FUCK ME. GUYS, GIRLS, EVERYONE WANTS SOME OF ANON.

[Anonymous No.2513448]

>>2513438
that bitch offered me a store card. it was free but I knew she just wanted to fuck.

[Anonymous No.2513452]

>>2513433
I see. I studied Latvian oral literature a little, so I was curious.

[Anonymous No.2513459]

>> she's sweet and *not* a whore

Listen buddy, when I was in high school ( a hundred billion years ago) there was this rather attractive chick that no one would date because she was rumored to have fucked herself with a banana and made a play for some lesbian sex with her older step-sister.

This girl was into me and I lost the fuck out of my virginity to her. We used to screw every day after school for like a year.

Shit was boss.

The point is...whores are awesome.

[Sunhawk !M9PhF5nIzs No.2513462]

>>2513405

Copy pasta, but made me laugh then and now.

And what are 'bedroom eyes'?

[Anonymous No.2513467]

>>2513357
>ya

unrealistic speaking tone/pronunciation detected

[Anonymous No.2513481]

>>2513459

This is true up to a point.

[Anonymous No.2513486]

>>2513430
>a sociology freshman
>sociology freshman
pump and dump, treat her worthlessly. that'll teach her feminism

[Anonymous No.2513492]

omega male general?

>sitting in a mostly empty tube carriage reading a newly purchased copy of 'an episode in the life of a landscape painter'
>two cute girls get on and sit next to me
>after a few minutes one of them turns to me and asks "what are you reading?"
>mumble "an episode in the uh the uh landscape" and awkwardly indicate towards the book's cover
>"oh. is it good?"
>"y-you too"
>"what?"
>"uhm this is my stop"
>the train is still going at full speed right in between stops
>i get up and stand by the doors
>stand there for what must have been ~5 minutes but felt like 5 hours
>can see them giggling in my peripheral vision
>blushing so hard i look like i'm crying
>finally the train stops and i get off
>it's not my stop
>walk towards the exit anyway
>the tube isn't moving for some reason so i'm forced to actually exit the station so they don't know i got off at the wrong stop
>wonder around aimlessly because i don't want the staff in the station to see me walk straight back in after i've just walked out
>find a bench in a little park and finish reading my book

good book, would recommend.

[Anonymous No.2513498]

>>2513492
I like your story.

[Sunhawk !M9PhF5nIzs No.2513505]

>>2513492

That was the funniest story in this thread. I can just imagine someone standing for 5 minutes at the door, and time slowing more and more. Painful. I think everyone's had a moment a bit like that. But why didn't you talk to them?

[Anonymous No.2513540]

>talking to pale polish girl in bookshop
>shes cute in a 'i do a lot of drugs' kind of way
>she's holding the phenomenology of spirit and tells me good
>b-back that ass up
>what
>you too
>spaghetti double bagged
>I told her what time it was
>walk dinosaur, cab to bel-air, and then I was a bear

[Anonymous No.2513552]

>>2513452
>>2513433

Sveiki,

I would like to state the opposite, we have quite a number of good writers, especially poets, nowadays.

Arvis Viguls would be a favorite of mine, in poetry. Kārlis Vērdiņš is a genius, and that's a fact. Kristīne Želve has some great short stories.

Perhaps the worst thing that has happened to Latvian literature is the onset of female writers in the realm of prose. It's not like the most known female writers are bad (Nora Ikstena, Andra Neiburga, Inga Ābele), just there's not a lot of difference between them, especially the prior two.

Inga Ābele is translated afaik, but you'd have to dig in deeper to find translations.

Toms Kreicbergs is a rising star who was nominated for the international Nebula award. He writes science fiction, but the thing is, it doesn't feel like science fiction at all -- it's something more. He writes in English, do visit his website: http://www.tomcrosshill.com/

As for your ex girlfriend not reading her native literature -- that's rather typical of Latvians. There IS great literature, but somehow Latvians think that everything that comes from here must be shit.

That's not true!

[Anonymous No.2513553]

>>2513540
D for varied use of classic qoutes.
Put in more effort next time

[Anonymous No.2513578]

>>2513540
>shes cute in a 'i do a lot of drugs' kind of way
She was Alice Glass?

[Anonymous No.2513581]

>>2513492
>paying double on your Oyster card

Sad tale, bro.

My recent beta story:

>in Foyles cafe in central London (not a great cafe but it's OK and unlike the minuscule independent cafes it has space for big tables)
>got a couple of hours before meeting friend in the evening so doing some reading and Mandarin learning
>bunch of old grannies and Macbook show-offs mostly
>but then!
>Eurasian girl gets a coffee and sits at a table
>super pretty; not in a head-turning sexy way but just genuinely pretty
>starts reading the book, "Multi-Ethnic Japan"
>as a guy with a big thing for and background in studying East Asia this is all awesome
>start plotting how to talk to her
>suddenly her vaguely unattractive friend turns up
>shit
>read a page of my novel, subtly stare, read a page, stare
>repeat this for 90 minutes
>have to go meet my friend
>too chicken to step in between her and her friend

Goddammit. But if she's there same place, same time this week - shit's going down. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.2513586]

>>2513578

Alice Grass is a perfect representation of what the cro-magnon looked like.

[Anonymous No.2513587]

[Anonymous No.2513604]

>>2513552
Thank you a bunch for this! I'm always curious to learn more about the literature of the smaller Eastern European countries.

[Anonymous No.2513610]

>>2513578
Alice Glass was cuter when she first appeared on the scene and didn't fake the drugged out look.

[Anonymous No.2513614]

>>2513355

what does this have to do with literature? Are you planning to read to her?

[Anonymous No.2513631]

>>2513552

She was a bit into Latvian music but, yeah, she really didn't seem to think much of the native authors.

[Anonymous No.2513634]

Not the bookstore, but the library:
>Ellen Paige/Zooey Deschanel fusion chick works there, only one there that isn't a dried-up old lady.
>we talk often, I'm usually pretty smooth
>request anime "Welcome To The NHK" at the referral of an acquaintance.
>it comes in
>I go to pick it up
>"Oh dear God I hope this isn't some weebo shit."
>she goes to get it, comes back, just stares at the box cover and its contents (they have to check DVDs and such)
>stares at me
>hands it over
>Walk outside, look inside
>Yep, it's some weebo shit.

I feel like my image in her eyes has been tarnished; I liked the anime though. I had a similar awkward experience when requesting The Anatomy of Melancholy and Buzzed: Used and Abused Drugs.

>>2513586
Whatever, fag.

[Anonymous No.2513640]

>working in Blackwells' school book section
>girl also working there is a carbon copy of me sans y chromosme
>apatheist
> favourite authors are Douglas Adams and Frank Herbert
>studying maths at Oxford
>borderline social retard
>in that weird spot between homely and hot
>listens exclusively to glitch music and IDM
>"hey anon you know what I hate?"
>"apart from the customers?"
>"people who remind me of myself."
>"no shit? me too."

[Anonymous No.2513646]

>Go store
>Browse section that still have roof
>Can help you sir
>Nyet, am just browse
>Okay sir
>Continue browsing inferior English literature
>Can I help you with search sir
>Nyet, I just browse
>Browse
>Again with the questions
>Can I help you browse
>Nyet, need no help
>Browse
>Hear something behind me
>Turning around
>Three hundred of customer service creeping up on me
>Can I help you browse
>Chikibriki sir, let me help you find book
>I scream
>Knock shelf of best English literature onto crowd
>Nothing happens
>Say prayer to mother
>Knock over shelf of good Russian literature
>Many go down
>Blood reminds me of childhood
>Nyet! Am browse now
>Lady with broken body says 'Da sir, take time'
>Cannot find book I look for in debris
>Ask dying lady for where is book
>Happy to help sir
>She rummage around dust and blood
>Holds up book
>Take Dostoevsky from her bleeding hands
>Am not paying
>Run out of store

[Anonymous No.2513662]

>>2513634
Check that power level, son!
Utilize the decrepit book slaves for your weeaboo tendencies. Also, why is your library without electronic self-scan things? Is it stuck in the twentieth century?
It sounds glorious

[Anonymous No.2513669]

>>2513662
There is a self check-out but they still do DVDs and CDs by hand. And it rarely works besides.

[Anonymous No.2513686]

>get invited to uni open day
>beautiful young man there
>he seems quite gay
>tables for group discussion of each subject people are applying for
>we're both at the English lit table
>he says like Dylan Thomas and WB Yeats
>*sigh* my favourites
>he talks so quietly I can barely hear him, but he's very sweet
>we're on the same guided tour later
>I ask him if this is his first choice
>he says his first choice is Cambridge
>I get to uni the next September
>he isn't here
>he must be at Cambridge with some smarter boy

[Adorno !VGOK6fUxDA No.2513694]

>Go to Best Buy
>Looking for FIFA 12 despite all I've heard about the new shit defending
>See cute girl looking lost and confused
>'Can I help you miss?'
>'Do you work here?'
>'No, I'm just being kind."
>'Oh. Well you see, I'm looking for this book, it's written by a Slovenian fellow, I think his name is Shishek, or Shrek? Something like that. Do you know if they sell it here?
>Realize she's a real-life troll.
>We both proceed to walk the dinosaur into the bathrooms.
>Have crazy troll sex.

[Anonymous No.2513703]

>At Borders (RIP)
>Browsing historial section
>See cute girl, about my age looking through them too
>Ask her what period she's into
>She says she's looking for a book for her dad, thinks historical books are "stupid and pointless"
>Ask her what she reads
>Says she's into fantasy and dystopian fiction
>Ask her what her favorite books are
>"Hmm..probably the Hunger Games"
>Nod my head
>Ignore the fuck out of her

why are all girls that read books so fucking pretentious and stupid?

[Anonymous No.2513800]

>warming up for my morning run at park
>african-british girl sitting on grass reading
>she stands, puts books in her bag, walks toward the exit she says hi
>she has the cutest accent
>i look up from stretching ad ask "hey, what were you reading?"
>motioning toward the bag she answers "A Journey"
>lifting the book from her bag i see tony blair's memoir
>thrown off and utterly confused i say i have to go
>she walks off
she had beautiful legs and a fantastic arse

what in the fuck

[Anonymous No.2513809]

>>2513800
>african-british

da fuq, are you one of those cultural marxists?

[Anonymous No.2513830]

>>2513800
should've told her you were into politiks and then fucked

[Anonymous No.2513839]

>Work in bookshop.
>Pretty boring.
>Girl is in queue: pretty face, 8/10. Ugly friend.
>Pull the old 'shuffle bags under counter'.
>Timed it perfectly.
>Girls come to my till.
>"Hey!"
>In love with 8/10, hands shaking.
>"Hello there"
>Take books.
>Drop first one on floor my side.
>HAHA - I mean, sorry.
>Bend over to pick it up.
>Shirt untucked so feel cold breeze on ass crack.
>Ass exposed, shit.
>Try to pull up boxers subtle like.
>Looks like I'm scratching ass.
>Pick up book and turn to her.
>Need to explain.
>"I wasn't scratching my trousers are just too big heh"
>Girls holding back laughter. 8/10 nods.
>Smile akwardly scanning through book.
>Sweaty finger marks all over cover.
>Girl looks at book.
>Sweat everywhere. Face burning.
>Look at till.
>"Tha..thats nine five-ty-nine please"
>Giggles mounting.
>Passes money.
>Drop money.
>Money all over the floor. Money everywhere.
>Bend over, more sweaty ass exposure.
>Laughter pierces soul.
>Face reddening, embarassment overflowing.
>Trying to collect change. Sweaty, fat hands malfunctioning.
>Stand back up.
>Finish transaction.
>She purchased Hunger Games.
>mfw when she's an idiot.

[Anonymous No.2513835]

>>2513830
and gotten aids? Do you even think?

[Anonymous No.2513834]

>>2513809
yes i am
do you not agree with our cause?

[Anonymous No.2513890]

>>2513839
>i wouldn't have fucked her anyway

[Anonymous No.2513912]

>>2513839
7/10 needs more spaghetti

[Anonymous No.2513983]

>>2513809
>>2513809

>>2012
>>doesn't have jungle fever

I bet you think asians chicks are gross too.

[Anonymous No.2513999]

>go into bookstore located in the "old town" district of my city
>always gloriously over-crowded with dusty shelves and books that have to be at least 40 years old
>my favorite bookstore, but haven't been in two months
>looking around near the front, just browsing for the good shit
>hear footsteps at the counter nearby, think nothing of it
>suddenly: beautiful, somewhat quiet female voice
>nearly drop my spaghetti I'm so startled
>turn around, cute as fuck asian-looking girl standing at counter
>stare for a moment, she looks embarrassed and asks again if I need help with anything
>slight pause, say "no, just browsing thanks"
>ask her how long she's been working there
>"oh, just for a little while... I used to always shop here and needed a job so Mr. Erikson (owner, really chill old guy) gave me one"
>proceed to ignore books, make small talk with cute asian girl
>learn she is shy as shit, she keeps stumbling over words a little, clearly not used to attention
>amazingly smart, same literary interests
>spend hours talking, finally realize I have to leave, feels bad man
>ask her what her work hours are and if I can have her #
>no shitting, blushes bright red and nods a little
>fast forward a month, we're close, I see her every few days
>mfw she agreed to a date this thursday
>no face can express my happiness

[Anonymous No.2514024]

> Have to wait for train to arrive, no reason to go back up to my dorm because it's far so I go into bookstore
> Find the fat Russian book I'm reading at the moment so that I can continue it there
> Sit down, read quietly
> Notice these two girls, probably from the same Uni, talking really loudly, annoying voices
> They're both holding a copy of Hunger Games
> Return to my Eastern tragedy
> They get closer to where I'm sitting, still jabbering on with their teen fiction
> Start to find it hard to read because of this
> Express annoyance passive-aggressively with a heavy sigh and a serious look down my translation
> "What's that you're reading? Brothers Kamazov? That looks so boring"
> "It's The Brothers KaRAmazov actually."
> Feel around my pockets, make sure my spaghetti is safely lodged in there
> "Whatevs, it's probably super long and dull"
> Keep my cool, though I'm clearly not happy with this encounter
> After a small pause, I tell them "it's probably not for everyone."
> "Something so long can't be good for anyone."
> Close my book
> Point at their Hunger Games
> "Is that any good? Are you done with the series yet?"
> "Oh, so you like real literature as well? No I'm gonna start the 3rd one as soon as I get home" Her friend nods
> "Coin is actually the bad guy, Gale bombs a bunch of kids, kills Prim as a result."
> Put my book down
> Walk out the bookstore
> mfw

[Anonymous No.2514027]

>>2513983
enjoy your STD's, faggot.

[Anonymous No.2514026]

>>2513999
cool man hope youre happy

[Anonymous No.2514028]

>>2513999
wat... why haven't you secksed her yet, or at least kissed if you've been seeing her for months

[Anonymous No.2514036]

>>2513999
>so Mr. Erikson gave me one
GET YOUR FUCKING GRAMMAR STRAIGHT
GOD DAMN IT
YOU'D THINK SOMEONE WHO WORKS IN A FUCKING BOOKSTORE COULD SPEAK ENGLISH

[Anonymous No.2514035]

>Go into various bookstores fairly often
>See a decent looking girl or two once in a while
>Nothing ever happens

Pretty sure this is 9/10 of us, but go on with the funny stories.

[Anonymous No.2514041]

>>2514035
>>Nothing ever happens

make it happen

[Anonymous No.2514048]

>chubby chaser who can't get it up for anyone under 300 lbs
>gorgeous fat girl walks into the Barnes & Noble where I work
>she has charming, outgoing personality
>asks me for copy of Mo'Nique's "Skinny Women are Evil"
>all I can do is stammer incoherently

[| Olivier, c'est moi! | No.2514059]

>>2513405
THE DICE MAN.....
fuck that shit it's AWESOME!

[Anonymous No.2514062]

>>2513999
>Shy, cute, smart and prudish girl
If true, may your trips bless you son.

[Anonymous No.2514081]

>>2513587
Delightfully Pynchonian! Wonderful/10.

[Anonymous No.2514114]

>in science/psychology section
>glorious light-skinned African picks up a book by Sagan
>I panic, grab the first thing I see and sulk behind the shelf, glancing up every once in a while and get gradually more and more depressed that I can't talk to him
>pay for book, leave

[Anonymous No.2514611]

>>2514036
...Wait, what? I fail to see the mistake in her grammar here. "I needed a job so Mr. Erickson gave me one."

>>2514028
I've known her for a month. Hence the "fast-forward a month" part there. Plus, I don't just find her attractive, I genuinely like her. So I'm willing to go as slow as she wants. Not to mention, shy girls are hard shit to get into bed if you don't play your cards right. Trust me.

>>2514062
Thank you fellow /lit/erary. I just now noticed I have trips, and my first ever to boot. This has to be a sign of forrtune.

[Anonymous No.2514615]

>>2514611

Well motherfuck, my second post gets dubs. First ever of those too. If I frequented /x/ more often, I don't doubt 'd be jumping for joy right now.

[Anonymous No.2515094]

>using the terms 'whore' and 'beta' unironically
you were fucked from the outset

[Anonymous No.2516465]

bump for more ass burgers

[Anonymous No.2516491]

>outside my local socialist book store, reading Manufacturing Consent by Lord Chomsky
>frilly 20 year old girl wanders over, she has big black-framed glasses and is dressed in an "indie" way
>"Hi", she says with a smile, "not to be a creeper- heh- but I noticed you're reading Chomsky. I like, love him"
>my blood is boiling at this point as I struggle not to show my contempt for her through my facial expression
>I can't manage to suppress my grimace
>go back to reading without saying a word
>as she starts to walk away with a disappointed look, I aggressively trip her, knocking her on her face shattering her glasses and teeth
>grab her purse and get the fuck out of there

was a great day and I would gladly relive it

[Anonymous No.2516493]

>>2516491
What base did you get to with the purse?

[Anonymous No.2516496]

>>2516493
"home base"
and by that I mean my crusty apartment

[Anonymous No.2516498]

>>2516491
you did the right thing

[Anonymous No.2516586]

>>2513552
Problēma ir, ka latviešu grāmatas nevar nolādēt.

[Anonymous No.2516664]

>>2516491
But why did you do it?

[Anonymous No.2517000]

>>2516491

She sounds like my ex. I wish it had been my ex. Bitch is so far up her ass with self-praise, she's peeking out her mouth. Which, thinking about it, would make for a crazy-ass paradox.