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2501283 No.2501283 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: Books you'd like to see adapted into movies

>picture related

>> No.2501320

Harry Crews' Feast of Snakes
Marlene Van Niekerk's Triomf

>> No.2501324
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2501324

This shit would be incredible

>> No.2501328

airborn, skybreaker, and starclimber in one giant epic.
>it gives me the strangest happy

>> No.2501327
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2501327

pic related

Not this book specifically, but the entire series. It's just that they have to start somewhere.

>> No.2501333

>>2501327

Go die in a fire.

>> No.2501338

>>2501333
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1277941/

I wonder if they'll go through with it this time.

>> No.2501370

You ever see Barfly or Factorum? Bukowsksi movie adaptions are pretty bad.

>> No.2501386

>>2501338
>>2501333
>>2501327
13+ movies? Yeah, right. And the books are too big to combine any of them into a not-5-hour film.

>> No.2501442

oryx and crake
& a good version of catch 22

>> No.2501452

>that feel when all my favorite books are already films

>> No.2501465

>>2501452

I only read books if I've already seen the movies or if I know there's already a movie made of it. Basically, if it isn't on the screen, it's probably not very good. I don't want to read some boring shit where nothing happens.

>> No.2501497

>>2501465
>if it isn't on the screen, it's probably not very good.

I have to disagree. There's still lots of great books without movie adaptions, either because the author won't let them or because they're hard to adapt.

I mean On The Road and Great Gatsby are only just now getting films and there still isn't a Catcher in the Rye movie.

>> No.2501524

>>2501497

>I mean On The Road and Great Gatsby are only just now getting films and there still isn't a Catcher in the Rye movie.

Like I said, I don't want to waste time reading boring shit where nothing happens.

>> No.2501540
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>>2501497

Hang on, didn't they make a movie of the Great Gatsby with Robert Redford in the lead like a hundred years ago?

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>>2501465
Obviously not, you fucking pleb.

>> No.2501546

>>2501524
>I don't want to waste time reading boring shit where nothing happens.

Stick to Stephen King or something. Don't bother with Joyce, Proust, Faulkner, Henry James, nor Virginia Woof. Actually, don't bother with anyone who excelled in writing. Stick to the plot-driven plebe-tier garbage.

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2501547

whoa this is like when they made Animorphs into a television show my eight year old self was so stoked

>> No.2501556

>>2501546

>nor

Thats not even a word bro.

>> No.2501570

>>2501556
Good one

>> No.2501651
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2501651

I guess I would want to see the brief wondrous life of Oscar wao but not sure how it can work?

>> No.2501657

>>2501651

Oh shut up you fucking hipster cunt.

>> No.2501662
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2501662

>>2501657
someone must be projecting their insecurities?

>> No.2501668

>>2501662

>someone

Is it you, cock-goblin?

>> No.2501676

>>2501668
I guess so because I use my free time to call out someone who I will never meet or know and call them a "hipster cunt"

>> No.2501678

>>2501370
No shit, watching someone drinking beer and screwing.

>> No.2501687

>>2501676

Yeah, right. Hey, wait a minute, that was me, not you.

>> No.2501689

what's going on itt guys, is it a completely fucking dumb slapfight

it is

cool, carry on

>> No.2501695

>>2501687
why are you so angry? I just wanted to participate in a /lit/ thread ;_;

>> No.2501703

>>2501676

You don't deny that you're a hipster cunt though?

I think you're upset about something, Mr. Hipster. Why not set a while and unrustle your jimmies?

>> No.2501717

>>2501703
Wow...seriously what's wrong with you? Does it really bother you that much that I like something you don't?

>> No.2501725

>>2501717

No - I have no opinion on the Short Wonton of Mr. Wu or whatever the fuck you were talking about.

I just think you're a hipster cunt.

>> No.2501729

>>2501703
>>2501725
wow holy shit dude you are fucking furious that someone said he liked a book

holy shit man

you're crazy

>> No.2501733

>>2501725
remind me why am I a hipster cunt again?

>> No.2501738
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2501738

>>2501729

I've already been very clear on this, can't you read? I don't care about him liking some book. I just think that he's a hipster, and a cunt. Hence Hipster Cunt.

It's not fucking rocket science, can you at least pretend to try and keep up?

>> No.2501744

>>2501738
you're still fucking angry as hell though

like, really fucking mad

also, the sum total of evidence you're working on here is "dude liked a book" and you are like flipping your shit and like turning over tables and shit, fucking apeshit, fucking dildos in here

>> No.2501757

>>2501744

What are you, his gay hipster boyfriend or something? Are you now upset because I've been rude to your un-natural "wife"?

>> No.2501766

>>2501657
>>2501703
>>2501725
>>2501738
>>2501757
You sure do like to use that word. Make me wonder if you know what it means?

>> No.2501769

>>2501757
yeah i bum him all the time, it's great. also you're just absurdly angry for no reason like a fucking. like a fucking dog that is having a bad day and starts barking at passing cars or somethng, man. you're just furious.

>> No.2501770

I want a remake of The Picture of Dorian Gray with Zac Efron as Dorian...

>> No.2501780
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>>2501766

Of course I know what it means - it refers pretty nicely to you and your boyfriend(s).

>> No.2501784

>>2501780
you're

so

mad

>> No.2501789
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2501789

>>2501780
Okay so let's pretend you're right about "who" I am, I need some sleep

>> No.2501793
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2501793

>>2501784


No

u

are

>> No.2501796
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2501796

>>2501793
dang that's some ol titties

here, take this, then the peace ritual of the internet will be complete